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2012 2009

Adrian Helmsley: The moment we stop fighting for each other, thats the moment we lose our humanity.
2012 2009 humanity
[Theyre about to drive out from the plane with the Bentley]Jackson Curtis: All right, lets go!Tamara: Wait! Wheres Sasha?Gordon Silberman: Sashas fine. We need to get out of here before he touches down.Tamara: No, no, no! We have to wait for him.Yuri Karpov: Go Jackson, go!Jackson Curtis: [Tries to start the car] It wont start![Everyone panics]Yuri Karpov: Shut up, everbody![Everyone stops screaming]Yuri Karpov: Engine... start![Car starts]
2012 2009 art
Yuri Karpov: [while flying over Hawaii] What is that?Sasha: The State of Hawaii.Yuri Karpov: Not good. That is not good.
2012 2009 good
Gordon Silberman: Honey, why dont we make a baby?Kate Curtis: Were not making a baby in the supermarket!
2012 2009 man
Sasha: [while flying the Antonov] Lift your big ass for Sasha!
2012 2009 you
Carl Anheuser: Youre telling me that the North Pole is now some where in Wisconsin?Professor West: Actually, thats the South Pole now.
2012 2009 sin
[Both are on the phone]Tony Delgatto: I- Im sorry. Who is this?Yoko Delgatto: This is Yoko Delgatto. Do you wanna speak to my daddy?Tony Delgatto: [sighs] Yes, please.Yoko Delgatto: Who should I say is calling?Tony Delgatto: Tell him... its his father.Yoko Delgatto: Youre my grampa?Tony Delgatto: Yes, sweetheart. I am.[Looks at a photo of Yoko]
2012 2009 art
Charlie Frost: This marks the last day of the United States of America. And, by tomorrow, all of mankind. And we will be visible from the Milky Way as a tiny little puff of smoke. Im watching the earth crumble before my eyes. The giant ash cloud created by this super-volcano will first envelop Vegas and then St. Louis and then Chicago and then, at long last, Washington, D.C. will have its lights go out!
2012 2009 art
Charlie Frost: [on radio] Folks, did you hear that? The authorities in L.A. say theres nothing to worry about. Id love to see their dumb faces when Malibu and Beverly Hills get sucked into the gurgling maw of the Pacific. Where are they going to plug in their electric cars then? Ha, ha, ha.
2012 2009 love
Carl Anheuser: Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time.
2012 2009 time
Adrian Helmsley: Satnam didnt get picked up.Professor West: What?Carl Anheuser: A lot of people didnt get picked up in this chaos. This is not a conspiracy, Helmsley. Youre predictions havent exactly panned out, have they, doctor?
2012 2009 people
Kate Curtis: [on the ark] Where have you been all my life?Jackson Curtis: Gift shop.
2012 2009 life
Ark Communications Officer: The capitals been hit by a 9.4.Ark Communications Officer: Weve lost communication with the White House, sir.Adrian Helmsley: Wheres it centered?Scotty: North Chesapeake Bay.
2012 2009 communication
Jackson Curtis: Hey, have a safe trip, you little bastards.Oleg: Now youre laughing, Curtis, but we have tickets to go on on a big ship. We will live and you will die.
2012 2009 live
Harry Helmsley: I barely see my boy, but at least we talk.Tony Delgatto: About what?Harry Helmsley: Life, and how short it is.
2012 2009 life
Adrian Helmsley: [standing in the Oval Office] I was wrong.President Thomas Wilson: Do you know how many times Ive heard those words in this office? Zero.
2012 2009 time
Kate Curtis: [as they escape Los Angeles in the plane] I dont understand. How did you know this was to happen?Jackson Curtis: Its not just California. Its the whole goddamned world that gone to shit. I met this guy at Yellowstone, this crazy guy, but hes been right about thats happened so far. And he says that the government is building these ships, spaceships, I dont know what, but something.Gordon Silberman: What, ships?Jackson Curtis: Yeah, places where we can be safe. He knows where they are. Hes got a map.Kate Curtis: Jackson...Jackson Curtis: Kate, you gotta just trust me on this, okay?Gordon Silberman: Guys... look.[L.A. is sinking into the Pacific as they fly away]
2012 2009 god
Scotty: Its been upgraded to a 10.9 by the guys at Harvard.Adrian Helmsley: What does Caltech have to say?Professor West: The whole city of Pasadena was wiped out just a few minutes ago.
2012 2009 sad
Lama Rinpoche: Do not believe in something simply because you have heard it, Nima.Nima: But great Lama, Tenzin is my brother. He works inside the tunnel, where the ships are built. But where is in your wisdom, great Lama, if Tenzin is right... what if our world is indeed coming to an end?[Rinpoche responds by pouring tea into Tenzins cup, causing it to overflow]Nima: It is full, great Rinpoche.[after a moment, Rinpoche stops]Lama Rinpoche: Like this cup, you are full of opinions and speculations. To see the light of wisdom... you first must empty your cup.[Tosses Nima the trucks keys]Lama Rinpoche: Be careful with the clutch... it tends to slip.
2012 2009 wisdom
Professor West: The equalization of the oceanic seabeds has not turned out to be as extreme as we expected. The waters are receding much faster than we thought, thank God. And this is hard to believe, the Himalayas are no longer the roof of the world. Its now the Drakensberg mountains of KwaZulu-Natal.Adrian Helmsley: The entire African continent has risen.Professor West: Several thousand feet, and likely never even flooded.Captain Michaels: Thats why they call it the Cape of Good Hope. Weve already set course for it.
2012 2009 god

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