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#456803 30 Rock

Jenna: There is no way that I am working with that guy. Do you know that he once got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia? .

30 Rock - Jenna: There is no way that I am working with that guy. Do you know that he once got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia? views: 3 30 Rock work quotes
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Jack: Devon, Im straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. Im not afraid of you. .

30 Rock - Jack: Devon, Im straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. Im not afraid of you. views: 3 30 Rock art quotes
#456836 30 Rock

Jack: Maybe this is the drugs talking, but I think I got Nixon to agree to come on the show and say Sock It To Me. .

30 Rock - Jack: Maybe this is the drugs talking, but I think I got Nixon to agree to come on the show and say Sock It To Me. views: 3 30 Rock drugs quotes
#456802 30 Rock

Tracy: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. Thats a metaphor. .

30 Rock - Tracy: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. Thats a metaphor. views: 2 30 Rock women quotes
#456813 30 Rock

Tracy: Yeah then I could go Rodney, dont make me come over there and beat you in the head with one of my boom booms. .

30 Rock - Tracy: Yeah then I could go Rodney, dont make me come over there and beat you in the head with one of my boom booms. views: 2 30 Rock you quotes
#456830 30 Rock

Devon: Yeah, lets Oh, by the way, little slim-waisted birdie in a page jacket told me you got nothing! Youre going down. .

30 Rock - Devon: Yeah, lets Oh, by the way, little slim-waisted birdie in a page jacket told me you got nothing! Youre going down. views: 2 30 Rock age quotes
#456837 30 Rock

Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - Americas Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island. .

30 Rock - Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - Americas Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island. views: 2 30 Rock men quotes
#456859 30 Rock

Dr. Spaceman: Oh, Id like nothing better. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different. .

30 Rock - Dr. Spaceman: Oh, Id like nothing better. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different. views: 2 30 Rock art quotes
#456849 30 Rock

Liz: Oh, boy. This just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau. .

30 Rock - Liz: Oh, boy. This just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau. views: 2 30 Rock man quotes
#456957 30 Rock

Liz: See, this is exactly the kind of thing that happens when theres no order, no planning. Hitler and Martha Stewart wouldve hated that wedding. .

30 Rock - Liz: See, this is exactly the kind of thing that happens when theres no order, no planning. Hitler and Martha Stewart wouldve hated that wedding. views: 2 30 Rock war quotes
#456840 30 Rock

Jerry Seinfeld: No. Its not over until you pick up the phone. You say I dont love you anymore, they say I dont love you anymore either. You go great, Ill pick you up in twenty. Lets grab a scone. .

30 Rock - Jerry Seinfeld: No. Its not over until you pick up the phone. You say I dont love you anymore, they say I dont love you anymore either. You go great, Ill pick you up in twenty. Lets grab a scone. views: 1 30 Rock love quotes
#456920 30 Rock

Jack: Were just friends. Its platonic. I have elaborate fantasies of her husband dying in a boat explosion. .

30 Rock - Jack: Were just friends. Its platonic. I have elaborate fantasies of her husband dying in a boat explosion. views: 1 30 Rock friends quotes
#456939 30 Rock

Liz: Maybe Im a little old-fashioned. Im sorry Im a real woman and not some over-sexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond. .

30 Rock - Liz: Maybe Im a little old-fashioned. Im sorry Im a real woman and not some over-sexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond. views: 1 30 Rock love quotes
#456806 30 Rock

Liz: No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama. .

30 Rock - Liz: No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama. views: 1 30 Rock good quotes
#456807 30 Rock

Jack: All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or POS-MENS of GE products into your program. For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GEs direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects. .

30 Rock - Jack: All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or POS-MENS of GE products into your program. For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GEs direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects. views: 1 30 Rock writing quotes
#456808 30 Rock

Dennis: Hold on a second, this place aint that nice, alright. Its got rats and roaches like every other restaurant. .

30 Rock - Dennis: Hold on a second, this place aint that nice, alright. Its got rats and roaches like every other restaurant. views: 1 30 Rock right quotes
#456809 30 Rock

Jack: Whenever I have a problem, I tackle it head on. A year ago I was an inch and a half shorter. Sheer willpower. .

30 Rock - Jack: Whenever I have a problem, I tackle it head on. A year ago I was an inch and a half shorter. Sheer willpower. views: 1 30 Rock power quotes
#456810 30 Rock

Liz: Nuh-uh. Wayne Brady has three Emmys. You have a Peoples Choice Award that you stole from Wayne Brady. .

30 Rock - Liz: Nuh-uh. Wayne Brady has three Emmys. You have a Peoples Choice Award that you stole from Wayne Brady. views: 1 30 Rock war quotes
#456811 30 Rock

Conan: I don’t know. He’s kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don’t try to stab me. .

30 Rock - Conan: I don’t know. He’s kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don’t try to stab me. views: 1 30 Rock people quotes
#456812 30 Rock

Conan: That’s what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break. .

30 Rock - Conan: That’s what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break. views: 1 30 Rock wit quotes

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