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Jack: Maybe this is the drugs talking, but I think I got Nixon to agree to come on the show and say Sock It To Me.
30 Rock drugs
Tracy: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. Thats a metaphor.
30 Rock women
Tracy: Yeah then I could go Rodney, dont make me come over there and beat you in the head with one of my boom booms.
30 Rock you
Devon: Yeah, lets Oh, by the way, little slim-waisted birdie in a page jacket told me you got nothing! Youre going down.
30 Rock age
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - Americas Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island.
30 Rock men
C.C.: Ive been going crazy the last few days thinking about our night together. How you wanted to brush my hair as foreplay. How you made me that Western omelet at 4 a.m. Ive never met anyone like you, Jack.
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Jenna: There is no way that I am working with that guy. Do you know that he once got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia?
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Tracy: But I want you to know something You and me, its not gonna be a one-way street. Cause I dont believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while Im driving.
30 Rock people
Jack: Devon, Im straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. Im not afraid of you.
30 Rock art
Liz: Oh, boy. This just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau.
30 Rock man
Cat Wrangler: They like you. Theyre very good as sensing debilitating loneliness in a person. Do you wanna adopt one?
30 Rock loneliness
Jerry Seinfeld: No. Its not over until you pick up the phone. You say I dont love you anymore, they say I dont love you anymore either. You go great, Ill pick you up in twenty. Lets grab a scone.
30 Rock love
Jack: Were just friends. Its platonic. I have elaborate fantasies of her husband dying in a boat explosion.
30 Rock friends
Pete: Oh, Jenna, thats great. For the first time in your life, youll be in a room full of women and youll be the least crazy one.
30 Rock life
Jack: You say the right things, ask him the right questions, Im sure he could open some doors for you.
30 Rock you
Dr. Spaceman: Oh, Id like nothing better. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different.
30 Rock art
Liz: See, this is exactly the kind of thing that happens when theres no order, no planning. Hitler and Martha Stewart wouldve hated that wedding.
30 Rock war
Liz: No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama.
30 Rock good
Liz: Nuh-uh. Wayne Brady has three Emmys. You have a Peoples Choice Award that you stole from Wayne Brady.
30 Rock war
Jenna: Hey, Ive gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today cause I just found out from my publicist that Ive been booked on The View.
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