Matt: [Tripping out on his 40th day of sexual abstinence, Matt wistfully rubs his thumb over the breasts of a Mrs. Butterworth syrup bottle] Shes filled with Heavenly sweetness.Ryan: [taking the bottle away] I somehow dont think *Mr.* Butterworth would appreciate that very much. .
Matt: Listen, isnt part of the priestly thing giving relationship advice?John Sullivan: Relationship advice, yes - sex advice, no. Part of the priestly thing - and stop calling it that - is not to have sex, remember?Matt: Now, its funny - I didnt say a thing about sex.John Sullivan: Sure you did.Matt: No, I didnt. I guess thinking about sex *is* part of the priestly thing - at least for some.John Sullivan: Get out.Matt: Fine. .
Ryan: Look, Matt, I know youre still trying to work out your Nicole issues with the big black hole, but trust me, trust me...Matt: I dont have any Nicole issues.Ryan: ...you...[Ryan picks up an old picture of Matt and Nicole]Ryan: Hi, Im one of the many pictures of Nicole that infest Ryan and Matts apartment after six months. And shes hot, Matt, I dont mind looking at her. Im just saying you have issues. .
Bagel Guy: [Unaware hes talking to Matt about his former girlfriend] Whew, I cant believe it because that girl, you cant even look right at her. Shes so hot you need one of those cardboard eclipse-watching things just to look directly at her, shes so radiantly hot! It makes me want to just throw her down, you know, and just[hip-thrusts the table before him]Bagel Guy: . You know what I mean? Im glad we can connect on that. .
Erica: Dont you ever feel like you just keep meeting the same exact people over and over? You know, like people that went to *this* kind of college and...Matt: And now in *that* kind of job, right?Erica: Yeah. I wanna have a party with a list on my door of all my friends and friends of friends, and if youre on that list, or know somebody on that list, then you cannot come in.Matt: How do you know I am not on that list?Erica: Nobody on that list would have talked to me like you did last week. Or *not* talked to me. .
Nicole: [as shes getting thrown out of Matts apartment] Matt, I am... so mad that I have... I have to tell you. Watching you standing up for yourself like this has never made me so... so... hot. I *like* this. Where have *you* been? You can slam that door in my face if you want, but Ill just be on the other side, even hotter. Holy Hell! Slam that door in my dirty, bad, bad face. Oh, God, Matt, slam it![slam] .
Ryan: [Ryan enters Matts bedroom wearing rubber gloves and carrying a portable ultraviolet light] Surprise inspection.Matt: What the hells that thing?Ryan: Its a special light that allows me to see if any fluids have been liberated.[Examines Matts bed, finds nothing]Ryan: Keep up the good work. .
Matt: [bursting into his brothers chamber] You gotta help me!John Sullivan: You gotta knock!Matt: Im seeing things! I swear to God, everywhere I look Im seeing tits and ass. When I came in here, I swear to God, I thought I saw you kissing a nun. Oh, my God! You *were* kissing a nun! .
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