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40 Days and 40 Nights 2002

Erica: If I told you, Dont think about the color red, what would you think about?Matt: Sex.
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Nicole: Hey, Bagel Guy.The Bagel Guy: You know my name?
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Bagel Guy: Yeah. Fire in the hole.
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Matt: Hey, have you ever noticed the crack on my ceiling?Ryan: Dude, youre action-packed with issues.
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Matt: You stupid, stupid... silly little person.
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Matt: You gotta help me. You gotta light a candle for me or something.John Sullivan: Im not lighting a candle so you can feel better about getting laid!
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Matt: Listen, isnt part of the priestly thing giving relationship advice?John Sullivan: Relationship advice, yes - sex advice, no. Part of the priestly thing - and stop calling it that - is not to have sex, remember?Matt: Now, its funny - I didnt say a thing about sex.John Sullivan: Sure you did.Matt: No, I didnt. I guess thinking about sex *is* part of the priestly thing - at least for some.John Sullivan: Get out.Matt: Fine.
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[to Matt on why he should tell Erica about his vow]Ryan: Dude, you got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as old fashioned - you go three and youre a homo.
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Ryan: Look, Matt, I know youre still trying to work out your Nicole issues with the big black hole, but trust me, trust me...Matt: I dont have any Nicole issues.Ryan: ...you...[Ryan picks up an old picture of Matt and Nicole]Ryan: Hi, Im one of the many pictures of Nicole that infest Ryan and Matts apartment after six months. And shes hot, Matt, I dont mind looking at her. Im just saying you have issues.
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Candy: [describing the typical sexuality of men] Theyre like animals. Their entire lives revolve around their penises.
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Ryan: This is a photocopy of Candys ass?Matt: Yup.Ryan: Youre gonna call her, right?[gets no reply, returns to the picture]Ryan: Obviously, youre gonna call her.
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Duncan: She says to me You look like Lionel Ritchie.Neil: Well, thats great, isnt it?Duncan: No. Thats not great. Thats not good.
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[in the toilet, Matt discovers Jerry is in the next booth masturbating]Matt: Jerry?Jerry Anderson: Uh, Jerrys not here right now. May I take a message?
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Walter Sullivan: Theyre grown men. I mean, theyre old enough to know that their mothers machine is still running hot.
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Bagel Guy: [Unaware hes talking to Matt about his former girlfriend] Whew, I cant believe it because that girl, you cant even look right at her. Shes so hot you need one of those cardboard eclipse-watching things just to look directly at her, shes so radiantly hot! It makes me want to just throw her down, you know, and just[hip-thrusts the table before him]Bagel Guy: . You know what I mean? Im glad we can connect on that.
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Erica: Dont you ever feel like you just keep meeting the same exact people over and over? You know, like people that went to *this* kind of college and...Matt: And now in *that* kind of job, right?Erica: Yeah. I wanna have a party with a list on my door of all my friends and friends of friends, and if youre on that list, or know somebody on that list, then you cannot come in.Matt: How do you know I am not on that list?Erica: Nobody on that list would have talked to me like you did last week. Or *not* talked to me.
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Erica: Its been really fun almost chatting with you. Same time next week?
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Ryan: [Giving sex advice to Matt] All right, all right, all right. Heres what youre gonna do. Youre gonna strap a helmet on Big John, put him in the game, and he will play his little heart out, okay? Hell put up big numbers for you. Youre gonna forget about the cracks in the ceiling, forget about Nicole. Go out and give your star player the support he needs. Right?
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Erica: [On her job as a Cyber Nanny] Some days I think that if I have to look at another blowjob Ill scream.
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Andie: I mean, he used to be kinda cute but now hes just twitchy.
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Chris: If you want to get laid you take a chick to a fancy restaurant, but if you really like her you take her to your secret place.
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Nicole: [as shes getting thrown out of Matts apartment] Matt, I am... so mad that I have... I have to tell you. Watching you standing up for yourself like this has never made me so... so... hot. I *like* this. Where have *you* been? You can slam that door in my face if you want, but Ill just be on the other side, even hotter. Holy Hell! Slam that door in my dirty, bad, bad face. Oh, God, Matt, slam it![slam]
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Ryan: [Ryan enters Matts bedroom wearing rubber gloves and carrying a portable ultraviolet light] Surprise inspection.Matt: What the hells that thing?Ryan: Its a special light that allows me to see if any fluids have been liberated.[Examines Matts bed, finds nothing]Ryan: Keep up the good work.
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Matt: [bursting into his brothers chamber] You gotta help me!John Sullivan: You gotta knock!Matt: Im seeing things! I swear to God, everywhere I look Im seeing tits and ass. When I came in here, I swear to God, I thought I saw you kissing a nun. Oh, my God! You *were* kissing a nun!
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Matt: Yesterday, I was fine. I mean, physically speaking, I was fine. But today? Im not fine. This morning at the coffee shop they were unofficially sponsoring Hot Women Wearing No Bras Day.
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Sam: Hey, put that away. Books get you in trouble around here.Erica: I cant work right now.Sam: So go home.Erica: I need the money.Sam: So work.
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Matt: [Tripping out on his 40th day of sexual abstinence, Matt wistfully rubs his thumb over the breasts of a Mrs. Butterworth syrup bottle] Shes filled with Heavenly sweetness.Ryan: [taking the bottle away] I somehow dont think *Mr.* Butterworth would appreciate that very much.
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Sam: [Scene opens after Erica has told Sam about her date the night before, during which she experienced an orgasm though she wasnt touched] From a Flower? Like a vibrating flower?
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