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A Goofy Movie 1995

Goofy: [Half awake] How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?Max: Uh... three and a half?
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Bobby: Max, look, its the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!
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Max: Now look where you got us, Dad!Goofy: Where *I* got us?Max: You shouldve let me stay at home!Goofy: Why? So youd end up in prison?Max: Prison? What are you talking about?Goofy: Your principal called me!Max: Its not what you think, Dad!Goofy: You even lied to me!Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!Goofy: I was only tryin to take my boy fishin, okay?Max: Im not your little boy anymore, Dad! Ive grown up! Ive got my own life now!Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it.[calmer]Goofy: Youre my son, Max. No matter how big you get, youll always be my son.
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Goofy: Hey, Maxie. Lets play a game. You think of someone and Ill try to guess who it is. Man or woman?Max: Aw, man.Goofy: Man? Hmm... Thats a toughy... lets see... Walt Disney!Max: Right.Goofy: Boy, Im good at this! Now Ill think of one.
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[Goofy enters Maxs room]Goofy: Mornin, son!Max: [in his underwear] Dad!Goofy: Whoops. I forgot.[exits, knocks then re-enters]Goofy: Mornin, son!
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Goofy: You look just like I did at your age.Max: Please dont say that, Dad.
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Roxanne: Go on, go on. Good daddy.
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Goofy: This is a vacation with me and my best buddy.Max: Donald Duck?Goofy: No, silly, with you!
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Roxanne: Have a great time at the concert, Max. Ill see you on TV.Max: [to himself] Im in deep sludge.
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Max: [singing] Roxanne, please dont forget me. I will return someday. Though I might be in traction when I do!
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Max: [singing] She looked right through me, and who can blame her? I need a new me, plus some positive proof that Im not just a goof.
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Max: [referring to electronic equipment] Wow! All this is for us?Bobby: Mmm... Slurpish.Max: [taking the equipment] Oh, this is going to be so great, man!Bobby: [taking it back] Dude, need fundage, bro.Max: Oh, your fee. Yeah, right here.[gives him a can of cheese whiz]Bobby: [shouts] Cheddar! Aah-ooh! Cheddar whizzy!
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Bobby: [hands Max his can of cheese whiz] Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude.
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Max: [writing] Dear Roxanne, couldnt sleep, so I thought Id drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. Were only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert!Goofy: [in his sleep] More Hi, Dad soup, please?Max: [writing] Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, Im not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never want to see me again...[speaking]Max: Oh, man! Im dead no matter what I do!
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Max: My lifes a living...Lester: HELL-O, little buddy![Max turns his back and tries to ignore Lester, who comes around to Maxs front]Lester: Whos your favorite possum?Max: Dont touch me!Lester: Aw, why such a long face? Youre so sad! Boo hoo hoo! I know! You need a big hug from Lester!Max: Dont even think about IIIIIITTT...[Lester gives Max a giant bear hug]Lester: See? Now you feel all good inside!Max: [Slaps Lester which turns his false head backwards] BEAT IT, doofus!
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[at concert]Goofy: Lets get you on stage!Max: Maybe this isnt such a good idea.[a pair of *very* attractive dancers walk past]Max: Hmmm, then again...
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Max: Dad, its Big Foot!Goofy: Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot, uh, youre out of focus.
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Pete: If you keep em under your thumb, theyll never end up in the gutter.
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[the car is rolling down a hill]Max: You shouldve put the brake on!Goofy: Why didnt you just put it on yourself?[Pulls brake lever, which breaks off]Max: See? You ruin everything.Goofy: Well, you ruined the vacation!Max: *I* ruined it? I never wanted to go on this stupid VACATION!
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Max: [singing] Ive got less than an hour and when this is ended, Ill either be famous...Principal Mazur: [singing] ... Or youll be suspended!
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Max: [at the top of his rage] Arrrgh! This is the *stupidest* vacation! You drag me from home, jam me into this dumb car, drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show![calms down]Max: Call me when the trips over.
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Pete: Since were all being palsy-walsy, how about letting me hook up the RV?Goofy: Well...Pete: Oh, its just a tiny little extension cord, you wont even notice it.Goofy: Oh, okay.Pete: Great. P.J.![P.J. comes hauling a huge extension cord]Pete: Hey, Goof, why dont you order us a pizza? This could take a while.
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Goofy: Came to see if you had any dirty clothes.Max: There they are. Help yourself.Goofy: Max, I thought we talked about this.Max: Sorry, Dad. Ill take care of it later.Goofy: Whats the big rush?Max: Im running late.Goofy: I can drive you to school on my way to work.Max: Oh, no thanks. I need the exercise.
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Miss Maples: [dancing with Max] Its not my break, yet.Bobby: Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her!
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Goofy: Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox.[runs over the fence]Goofy: Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
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Goofy: [singing] Me and Max relaxing like the old days...Max: [singing] This is worse than dragon breath and acne.Goofy: [singing] ... in a buddy-buddy kind of mode.Max: [singing] Im so mad, I think Im may explode!Goofy: [singing] When I see that highway, I could cry.Max: [singing] You know, thats funny. So could I.Goofy, Max: [singing] Just being out on the open road.
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P.J.: Small wilderness, dude! Didnt expect to see you here!Max: Apparently not.P.J.: Youre just jealous, man, cos you aint got the moves!Max: You can keep the moves, but I wouldnt mind having this R.V. Youre so lucky.P.J.: Me? Oh, come on, man! Youre the star. Going to the Powerline concert? Oh, its unbelievable!Max: Who told you about that?P.J.: Hey, come on! Everybody in town knows about it, Max! You are going to be famous, buddy... especially with Roxanne!Max: Theres only one person who doesnt know about it yet, Peej.P.J.: Who?Max: My dad.
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Pete: Taking a break from the MTV Generation, eh? I cant say I blame you.[jumps into the spa]Pete: People are always putting too much water in these things.
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Max: Dad... listen, about my directions... will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad.Goofy: Why bother? Im probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?Max: Forget it.
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Max: Hey, the car!Goofy: What? Now you want to drive too?Max: No, Dad! The car! Look!Goofy: The car? What did you do now, Max?Max: I didnt do anything, Dad! I only touched it!
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Goofy: You locked it!Max: *I* locked it? Its your door! *You* locked it!Goofy: Well, *you* distracted me!
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Goofy: Youre doing the right thing, son.Max: I know, but shell probably never talk to me again.Goofy: Well, if she doesnt, maybe shes just not the one for you.Max: Thats what Im afraid of.
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Goofy: Are you okay, Maxie?[He slaps his face to wake him up]Max: What did you say?Goofy: Thats right. A vacation, son! Well spend some real quality time together.[hugs him tight against his belly]Max: [traumatically shocked] I think Im gonna be sick.
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Goofy: [talking to Principle Mazur on the phone] Hello.Principal Mazur: Yes, Mr. Goof. This is Principal Mazur. Im calling in regard to your son, Maximillian.Goofy: Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt?Principal Mazur: No, Mr. Goof. Hes in trouble!Goofy: Trouble? What kind of trouble?Principal Mazur: Dressed like a gang member...Goofy: Gang member?Principal Mazur: ...your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!Goofy: Riot? It couldnt be my...Principal Mazur: If I were you, Mr. Goof, Id seriously re-evaluate the way youre raising your child before he ends up IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!Goofy: [getting traumatically shocked] The electric chair?[sits and hangs up awestruck]Goofy: What am I going to do?...
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Max: Its only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet.Goofy: Not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king. Everybody mambo!
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Nerd: Yo, Stacey! Talk to, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
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Max: But, Dad, I dont even know how to fish.Goofy: Thats never stopped me. Im gonna show you a little secret that has been handed down for twelve or thirteen Goof generations: the Perfect Cast.Max: The perfect what?Goofy: The Perfect Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was your age, and now I pass it on to you. Watch carefully now. You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, ten oclock, two oclock, quarter to three, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, Im a little teapot, then the windup... and let er fly! The Perfect Cast.
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[last lines]Max: Roxanne, Id like you to meet my dad.Goofy: [taking Roxannes hand] Enchantée, mademoiselle.[he kisses her hand]
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Goofy: Well, I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this Powerline feller.Max: How are we gonna do that?Goofy: Now, you just leave that up to me.Max: No, Dad, really. I think we should just forget it.Goofy: Now, how come you always think Im gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?Max: Uh, d-d-d-dad?Goofy: Whats wrong now?Max: Look![Max turns Goofy around; he sees that they are headed for a waterfall]Goofy: Hyuk, a waterfall.[alarmed]Goofy: A waterfall?
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Powerline: [singing] If we listen to each others hearts well find were never too far apart, and maybe love is the reason why, for the first time ever, were seeing it eye to eye.
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Max: Roxanne, I lied to you. I dont even know Powerline.
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Max: Why are you doing this to me, Dad?Goofy: Cause, I dont want you to end up in the electric chair.
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Goofy: [singing] Do you need a break from modern living? Do you long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried, just grab a friend and take a ride, together upon the open road.[spoken]Goofy: Cmon, Maxie!Max: [singing] All in all, Id rather have detention. All in all, Id rather eat a toad. And the old man drives thats such a klutz that Im about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.
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Goofy: You really had him fooled, Pete!Max: Me? You jumped out of your skin!Goofy: Uh-uh! I was just pretending for your sake!Max: Oh, right! Sure!
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Bobby: A little smokage!
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[Goofy and Max have stopped bickering about the car, the vacation and Maxs life]Max: [singing] There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas, and your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.Goofy: None taken.Max: [singing] Still, whatever mess I land in, who is always understandin? Nobody else but you.Goofy: [singing] Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew.Max: [spoken] Gesundheit.Goofy: [spoken] Thanks.[singing]Goofy: Who deserves a heros trophy as we face each catastrophe? Nobody else but you.Max, Goofy: [singing in unison] Nobody else but you. Its just our luck. Were stuck together. Nobody else but you. Its crazy enough to believe well come through.
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Max: [singing] So your jokes are all, lets face it, prehistoric.Goofy: [singing] And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.Max, Goofy: [singing in unison] But when life becomes distressing, who will I be S-O-S-ing?Max: [singing] If youre having trouble guessing, heres a clue: though he seems intoxicated, hes just highly animated, and hes nobody else but...Max, Goofy: [singing in unison] Nobody else but you. Weve turned into a true blue duo. Hard times, weve had a few...Goofy: [singing] Like were thrown in the drink...Max: [singing] Like were tossed out of town...Max, Goofy: [singing in unison] But when I start to sink, hey, Id rather go down, with nobody else but Y-O-U![Goofy kisses Max]Max: [annoyed] Aw, Dad!
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Goofy: [after Max slams the car door] All right, then. Guess Ill just have to go... all alone, thats all. Just sit in the boat... all alone. And talk to myself. All alone.Max: I guess so.
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Max: [brooding] Good-bye, hopes... Good-bye, dreams... Good-bye, Roxanne...
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Goofy: Come on, Maxie, lets get this show on the road!Max: Um, just a minute you... Party... Animal... You!
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[having been distracted by Maxs inability to decide which direction to go at a junction, Goofy gets mad. Max smiles nervously]Max: How about a song, Dad?[Goofy gets madder]Max: A game? A game! Yeah, yeah, a game. Okay. Uh, man or woman?[Goofy gets even madder]Max: Man? Man! Okay. Uh, Walt Disney!
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[Maxs stomach growls]Goofy: Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach?Max: Man, Im STARVING!
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Max: [sees Goofy loading the car] Goin somewhere, Pop?Goofy: Yep!Max: Cool. Have a good time. If youre gonna be more than a month, drop me a line.
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[Goofy pulls the cigarette lighter out of the dashboard to heat soup]Goofy: Its nice to know this things good for somethin.
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[Goofy and Max are trapped by Bigfoot in their car, and it is about Maxs suppertime. They are waiting for his soup to warm up, and Goofy starts chuckling with his mouth closed]Max: Whats so funny?Goofy: Hi Dad soup.Max: Huh?Goofy: Dont tell me you dont remember Hi Dad soup? Oh, come on. Sure you do. You used to spell things out using the letters. Like, uh, Hi Dad, or Maxie ,or...Max: Ambidextrous?Goofy: Yeah, thats... Huh? Naaa, little words, like, uh...Max: Hasta la vista?Goofy: Like bye-bye.Max: Or I pledge allegiance-...Goofy: A-hyuk, or I love you.[They suddenly get a shock of sadness, then turn to face at the windshield]Max: [happy again] Is it, uh, is it soup yet?Goofy: Oh, oh. I almost forgot.[Punches holes on can with buck teeth]
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Max: [watching P.J. dance] What a goob.
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Powerline: [Max lip-synching] I watch you watching every move that I make, you gotta believe that I got what it takes.Max: [trips over a cord] AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Max: [lip syncing to Powerline] Some people settle for the typical things; spendin all their lives swaying in the winds, it aint a question of if, just a matter of time; before I move to the front of the line! I watch you watchin every move that I make! You gotta believe that I got what it takes! To stand out! Above the crowd! Even if Ive got to shout out loud! Till mine is the only face you see; I gotta stand out! Till you notice me!
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[the first day of Goofys road trip]Goofy: [holding a video camera while driving] Day 1: Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood. And heres...[he aims the camera toward a brooding Max]Goofy: Maxie! Say, Hi, Max![Max pays no attention]Goofy: Well, how about a wave?Max: [putting his hand in front of the camera lens] Not now, Dad.Goofy: [laughing] What a kidder.
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Max: [Max is about to perform in front of the whole school] I hope this works.
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Max: Is he gone yet?Goofy: [Bigfoot does a Punch and Judy sock puppet show on the hood] Nope, still here.
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Goofy: [Bigfoot has parked himself on top of the car and fallen asleep] Well, we might as well get some shuteye. I dont think were going anywhere tonight.[Goofy curls up to sleep, and Max taps him on the shoulder and hands him the cup of alphabet soup in which he has spelled out Hi Dad. Max falls asleep, and Goofy tries to hold back tears]Goofy: Hi, Maxie.
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