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A Knights Tale 2001

Chaucer: Geoffrey Chaucers the name, writings the game.[Turns away, turns back]Chaucer: Chaucer? Geoffrey Chaucer, the writer?Chaucer: A what?Chaucer: A wha- a what? A writer. You know, I write, with ink and parchment. For a penny Ill scribble you anything you want. From summons, decrees, edicts, warrants, patents of nobility. Ive even been know to jot down a poem or two if the muse descends. Youve probably read my book? the Book of the Duchess?[They look at each other, shake their heads]Chaucer: Fine. Well, it was allegorical.Roland: Well, we wont hold that against you, thats for every man to decide for himself.
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Wat: You have been weighed.Roland: You have been measured.Kate: And you have absolutely...Chaucer: Been found wanting.William: Welcome to New World. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.
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[Keeping beat for a dance lesson]Chaucer: And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesnt lead he follows like a girl.[Wat punches him. Scene changes, and Chaucer now has a tissue stuck up one nostril]Chaucer: And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and youre still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what?Roland: A girl!
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Wat: Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
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Chaucer: Yes, behold my lord Ulrich, the rock, the hard place, like a wind from Guilderland he sweeps by blown far from his homeland in search of glory and honor, we walk... in the garden of his turbulence![crowd is silent, cricket noise]Roland: Yeah.Crowd: Yeahhhhh!
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Kate: With hope. Love should end with hope. My husband, God rest him, told me something Ill never forget.[in a letter]Kate: Hope guides me. It is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after youre gone from my sight it will not be the last time I look upon you.
A Knights Tale 2001 love
Adhemar: You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?
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William: Oi sir, what are you doing?Chaucer: Uh... trudging. You know, trudging?[pause]Chaucer: To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on.William: Uhhh... were you robbed?Chaucer: [laughs] Funny really, yes, but at the same time a huge resounding no. Its more of an... involuntary vow of poverty... really.
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Wat: [in a letter] I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.
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Kate: It is romantic though.Roland: Are you a woman or a blacksmith?Kate: Sometimes Im both.
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Wat: I dont understand women.Chaucer: Nor do I. But they understand us. Well, maybe not you.
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Chaucer: Good people, I missed my introduction. But please... Please I pray you, hear it now, for I would lay rest the grace in my tongue and speak plainly. Days like these are far too rare to cheapen with heavy handed words, and so, Im afraid without any ado whatsoever... Excuse me My Lord... Here he is, one of your own, born a stones throw from this very stadium, and here before you now, the son of John Thatcher... Sir Wiiiiiilliam Thatcheeer.
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Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.Wat: Its called a lance. Hello?
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Prince Edward: Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough.
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William: Father, I am afraid, I wont know the way back home.John Thatcher: Dont be foolish, William, you just follow your feet.
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John Thatcher: Change your stars and live a better life than I have.
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William: Leave, Roland. Let them have me.Roland: God love you, William. So do I.
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Old Bishop: [after William rides into the cathedral on a horse to woo Jocelyn] Ladies! Does this not shock you?Jocelyn: [feigning sadness] I only laugh to keep from weeping.Old Bishop: I know, child. Pray that the years come quickly for you, taking your beauty so that you may better serve Him.Jocelyn: I do, every day.[raises hands to face]Jocelyn: God, why did you curse me with this face?Old Bishop: God has a plan we know not.[offers hand to Jocelyn to kiss]Jocelyn: [goes to kiss hand, but instead admires a costly ring on his finger] Oh, that is lovely...
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William: It is strange to think, I havent seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to. I next compete in the city of Paris, I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there. Hope guides me, that is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after youre gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.
A Knights Tale 2001 hope
William: Your name lady, I still need to hear it.Jocelyn: Sir hunter, you persist.William: Or perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces.
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Chaucer: Now I got their attention, you go and win their hearts.
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Chaucer: Very good.William: Was she watching? Geoff.Chaucer: What?William: Did she see me?Chaucer: Yes, she saw you.William: Did she see me take the hit?Chaucer: Yes, she saw you take the hit.William: Well, was she concerned?Chaucer: It was dreadful, her eyes welled up, it was awful.
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Chaucer: There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.William: And how I hate her.
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Roland, Chaucer, Kate, Wat: [singing] Hes blond, hes pissed, hell see you in the lists, Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein! Hes blond, hes tanned, he comes from Gelderland, he comes from Gelderland! Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland... Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland...
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Jocelyn: Your name makes no matter to me, so long as I may call you my own.William: Oh, but I am your own, Jocelyn.
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Jocelyn: Damn your pride, William. It is you and only you that will not see you run.William: My pride is the only thing that they cant take from me.Jocelyn: They can take it away from you, they can and they will. Oh, they will. But love they cannot take.
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William: I will not lose.Jocelyn: Then you do not love me.
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Prince Edward: If I may repay the kindness you once showed me. Take a knee...
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Jocelyn: Sir Ulrick. What are you wearing to the ball tonight?William: Er... nothing...Jocelyn: Well, we shall cause a sensation, for Ill dress to match.William: [annoyed] Dont you ever get tired of putting on clothes?Chaucer: [whispers] I believe she was talking about taking them off, sir.Jocelyn: A flower is only as good as its petals. Dont you think?William: A flower is good for nothing. You cant eat a flower, a flower cant keep you warm...Jocelyn: And a rose never knocked a man off a horse either, did it?William: Youre just a silly girl arent you.Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower, than a silly boy with a horse and a stick...[she walks away]Wat: Its called a lance. Heellooo?
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Chaucer: Its a small target Will, but aim for his heart.
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William: Well then a fox you shall be until I find your name, my foxy lady.
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Jocelyn: Run and I will run with you.William: I cannot run!
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Jocelyn: Do not shush me, and spare him. Now be gone! Go!
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Roland: God love you, William.William: I know, I know. Cause no one else will.
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Wat: Were the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true.
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[Watching William practice jousting]Wat: I think hes getting worse.Roland: He is getting worse.
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William: Im Ulrich von Leichtenstein, from Guilderland, and these are my faithful squires.[gestures to Roland]William: Delves, of Dogington,[gestures to Wat]William: and Falhurst, of Crew.Chaucer: Im Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, Im Charlemagne. No, Im Saint John the Baptist![William draws a large knife]William: All right, hold your tongue sir, or lose it.Chaucer: Now you see *that* I do believe, Sir Ulrich.
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Roland: Well, that was different.Chaucer: Well, its time we celebrate our differences.Roland: Just maybe not in public.
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Chaucer: Are you mad? You knowingly endanger a member of the royal family?William: He knowingly endangers himself.
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Wat: Say something about her breasts.Roland: Yeah, you miss her breasts.William: Her breasts.Chaucer: Ye... yes, you... you could, umm... umm... but I... I would tend to look above her breasts, William.William: Well I... I miss her throat.Chaucer: Uh, still higher really, toward the heavens.Kate: The moon at least, her breasts were not that impressive.
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Chaucer: I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.
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Wat: What do you mean, dead?Roland: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?
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[final lines]Chaucer: All human activity lies within the artists scope.[looks at Wat, pauses]Chaucer: Maybe not yours...
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Chaucer: A bit higher. More toward the heavens.Kate: The moon at least. Her breasts arent that impressive.
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William: Love has given me wings so I must fly.
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William: If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.
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Adhemar: You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. Come back when youre worthy.
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William: [on asking Kate to mend his armour] Its just as well, they told me I was daft for even asking.Kate: Who?William: The other armourers.Kate: Did they say I couldnt do it because Im a woman?William: No, they said you were great with horseshoes, but shite with armour. The fact that you were a woman wasnt even mentioned.
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William: Ive waited my whole life for this moment.Wat: Youve waited your whole life for Sir Ector to shite himself to death?
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[trying to convince the squires to bet that William will win, when they believe the French knight will win]French Squire: An Englishman will not win this French tournament. English legs are unsteady on French soil.French Squire: And because French wine is too much for English bellies.French Squire: And most importantly, because the Pope himself is French.Roland: [finally gives in] Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is bloody English! Youre on!
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William: I cant explain it. She makes me feel like a poet.Roland: Well you may feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot. You dont even know her name.
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Chaucer: [singing] Hes quick, hes funny, he makes me lots of money, Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein!
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Roland: What are you doing?William: Losing.Roland: I dont understand!William: Neither do I.
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Wat: Were English, Geoff! We know who he is!
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[Watching Joscelyn enter Williams tent at night]Chaucer: Guinevere comes to Lancelot.[Turns away, smiling]Chaucer: Bed him well, my lady. Bed him well.
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William: You favour cathedrals.Jocelyn: I come for confession. And the glass... a riot of color in a dreary, grey world.
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Chaucer: Oh my giddy aunt.
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Young William Thacher: Some day, Ill be a knight.Man in Stocks: A Thachers son? A knight? You might as well try to change the stars!Young William Thacher: Can it be done father? Can a man change the stars?John Thatcher: Yes William. If he believes enough, a man can do anything.
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Chaucer: Look, I have a gambling problem. I cant help myself. And these people will - quite literally - take off clothes of your back.William: What are you expecting us to do about it?Peter The Pardoner of Rouen: He assured us that you, his liege, would pay us.William: And who are you?Peter The Pardoner of Rouen: Peter, a humble pardoner and purveyor of religious relics.William: How much does he owe you?Simon The Summoner of Rouen: Ten gold florins.William: What would you do to him, if I was to refuse?Simon The Summoner of Rouen: We, on behalf of the Lord God, would take him of his flesh, so that he may understand that gambling is a sin.
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William: Its not in me to withdraw.Prince Edward: No. Nor me. Though it happens.
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[first lines]William: Should we help him?
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Wat: All right, Im about this fonging close mate! I swear to God, Quaisimodo! I oughta...
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Jocelyn: I love you. There is nothing else to do. Run and I will run with you.
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William: Where will we live? In my hovel? With the pigs inside during the winter so they wont freeze?Jocelyn: Yes, William. With the pigs.
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Adhemar: And you are?William: Well, I am, um.Adhemar: Youve forgotten, or your name is Sir Um?William: Ulrich von Lichtenstein from Gelderland.Adhemar: Well, Id forget as well, what a mouthful.
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Adhemar: Your armor, sir.William: What about it?Adhemar: How stylish of you to joust in an antique. Youll start a new fashion if you win. My grandfather will be able to wear his in public again, and a shield, how quaint.[William rides off]Adhemar: Some of these poor country knights, little better then peasants.
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Young William Thacher: Someday, Ill be a knight.
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Chaucer: Yes, Master Falhurst, Im well aware a good fonging is on the way.
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Germaine: But this Lichtenstein... his technique, rudimentary... style, non-existent. Still, hes fearless.
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Roland: Well, Master Nude, having failed the test, have you any more to say?
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Germaine: My Lord, the Count Adehmar, Son of Phillip DeVitry, son of Gilles... er... Master of the Free Companies, defender of his enormous manhood, a shining example of chivalry and champagne.
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Jocelyn: Even the peasants can marry for love.
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Jocelyn: I demand poetry, and when I want it, and I want it now.William: Your breasts... theyre beneath your throat.
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William: Can you keep a secret?[the lone girl nods]William: I was born in Cheapside, in that house over there.[points it out to the girl]Lone Girl in Cheapside: Really? I live just there.[points to the house across from it]William: Wait, how old are you?Lone Girl in Cheapside: Nine and one half, sir.William: Nine and one half. I wonder, can you remember a man, although probably died just before you were born. He was as tall as a knight, his name was John Thatcher.Lone Girl in Cheapside: Well of course I remember him.William: You do?Lone Girl in Cheapside: Yeah, he lives there still.[William is shocked]Lone Girl in Cheapside: Sometimes you can see him looking from his window, though no one knows why.William: What do you mean?Lone Girl in Cheapside: Hes blind, sir.
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