A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

#291099 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Violet Baudelaire: Dinner is served. Puttanesca.Count Olaf: What did you call me?Klaus Baudelaire: Its pasta... Pasta Puttanesca.Count Olaf: Wheres the roast beef?Klaus Baudelaire: Roast beef?Count Olaf: Beef, yes. Roast beef. Its the Swedish term for beef that is roasted! .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Violet Baudelaire: Dinner is served. Puttanesca.Count Olaf: What did you call me?Klaus Baudelaire: Its pasta... Pasta Puttanesca.Count Olaf: Wheres the roast beef?Klaus Baudelaire: Roast beef?Count Olaf: Beef, yes. Roast beef. Its the Swedish term for beef that is roasted!

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#291189 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: Hello, hello, hello. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: Hello, hello, hello.

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#291101 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: [speaking to Klaus] Why, you little...Sunny: [bites him][speaking baby talk]Sunny: Back off, Parrot Face!Count Olaf: Ohhhh![gasping]Sunny: [baby talk] Ill bite higher!Count Olaf: [speaks gibberish]Sunny: [baby talk] Dont mock me!Count Olaf: [speaks gibberish again]Sunny: [baby talk] Wow, you *are* nuts. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: [speaking to Klaus] Why, you little...Sunny: [bites him][speaking baby talk]Sunny: Back off, Parrot Face!Count Olaf: Ohhhh![gasping]Sunny: [baby talk] Ill bite higher!Count Olaf: [speaks gibberish]Sunny: [baby talk] Dont mock me!Count Olaf: [speaks gibberish again]Sunny: [baby talk] Wow, you *are* nuts.

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#291152 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

[Jim Carrey sings a sea shanty as Captain Sham towards the end of the end credits]Count Olaf: Oh, the Captain loved the ladies / But he dragged himself a wife / Now hes wishin he was fishin / But hes on the hook for life.Count Olaf: Well, I guess he shouldnt ve oughta / But he drowned her in the water / And then a flounder downed her / Thats why they never found her. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - [Jim Carrey sings a sea shanty as Captain Sham towards the end of the end credits]Count Olaf: Oh, the Captain loved the ladies / But he dragged himself a wife / Now hes wishin he was fishin / But hes on the hook for life.Count Olaf: Well, I guess he shouldnt ve oughta / But he drowned her in the water / And then a flounder downed her / Thats why they never found her.

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#291098 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum?Klaus Baudelaire: ...Our parents just died.Count Olaf: Ah yes, of course. How very, very awful. Wait! Let me do that one more time. Give me the line again! Quickly, while its fresh in my mind!Klaus Baudelaire: [uncertainly] Our parents just died?Count Olaf: [gasps dramatically]Sunny: [in baby talk] What a schmuck! .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum?Klaus Baudelaire: ...Our parents just died.Count Olaf: Ah yes, of course. How very, very awful. Wait! Let me do that one more time. Give me the line again! Quickly, while its fresh in my mind!Klaus Baudelaire: [uncertainly] Our parents just died?Count Olaf: [gasps dramatically]Sunny: [in baby talk] What a schmuck!

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#291179 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: [Coaching the Person of Intermediate Gender] The answer Liza within you. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: [Coaching the Person of Intermediate Gender] The answer Liza within you.

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#291117 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

[Olaf is about to enter the store, leaving the kids in the car]Count Olaf: [to Violet] Soda.Count Olaf: [to Klaus] Soda.Count Olaf: [to Sunny] Banana.Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Bite me.Count Olaf: Got it.[Leaves and locks the doors] .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - [Olaf is about to enter the store, leaving the kids in the car]Count Olaf: [to Violet] Soda.Count Olaf: [to Klaus] Soda.Count Olaf: [to Sunny] Banana.Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Bite me.Count Olaf: Got it.[Leaves and locks the doors]

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#291114 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: ...And I realized I have been a bit standoffish, Shall we say. Which in this case is a big, big word meaning...Violet Baudelaire: [interrupting] Pure evil. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: ...And I realized I have been a bit standoffish, Shall we say. Which in this case is a big, big word meaning...Violet Baudelaire: [interrupting] Pure evil.

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#291156 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: [disguised as Sailor Sham, a peg-legged sailor] Sure, I get the good parking spots, but who could love a man with one leg and a face like a hens arse? .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: [disguised as Sailor Sham, a peg-legged sailor] Sure, I get the good parking spots, but who could love a man with one leg and a face like a hens arse?

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#291184 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: [to the crowd] This certificate says that I have the fortune now! And theres nothing you can do about it![aside to Violet]Count Olaf: What do you think? Too diabolical? Give me some feedback! .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: [to the crowd] This certificate says that I have the fortune now! And theres nothing you can do about it![aside to Violet]Count Olaf: What do you think? Too diabolical? Give me some feedback!

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#291134 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Klaus Baudelaire: Violet, nothing happens by coincidence. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Klaus Baudelaire: Violet, nothing happens by coincidence.

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#291187 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Klaus Baudelaire: [yelling to Mr.Poe from Olafs boat] Mr. Poe were...Count Olaf: [to Klaus] Drowning .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Klaus Baudelaire: [yelling to Mr.Poe from Olafs boat] Mr. Poe were...Count Olaf: [to Klaus] Drowning

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#291169 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

The Detective: I thought I knew avant garde.The Critic: I thought I knew avant garde.The Detective: I know Avant Johnson.The Critic: You know Avant Johnson? I used to shave his grandmother. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - The Detective: I thought I knew avant garde.The Critic: I thought I knew avant garde.The Detective: I know Avant Johnson.The Critic: You know Avant Johnson? I used to shave his grandmother.

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#291158 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Uncle Monty: I was wondering if you wouldnt mind milking Petunia for me?Count Olaf: Petunia? Well- uh- yeah. Sure. Ill take a shot at that.[Grabbing for snake with stick, unsure]Count Olaf: You know, they used to call me Old McDonald up at the milking lab. I used to milk these things all day long.[lifting snake]Count Olaf: But the little udders- theyre hard to locate. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Uncle Monty: I was wondering if you wouldnt mind milking Petunia for me?Count Olaf: Petunia? Well- uh- yeah. Sure. Ill take a shot at that.[Grabbing for snake with stick, unsure]Count Olaf: You know, they used to call me Old McDonald up at the milking lab. I used to milk these things all day long.[lifting snake]Count Olaf: But the little udders- theyre hard to locate.

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#291100 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: [meeting the children for the first time] Ah! My dear...[looks at stick figures of children with names on his hands]Count Olaf: Violet. Enchantée!Violet Baudelaire: Uh... how do you do?Count Olaf: And this must be Klaus! Young Klaus! Your left side is the good one.[looks with disgust at Sunny]Count Olaf: And... what is *this*?Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Im Sunny!Count Olaf: Im sorry. I dont speak monkey. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: [meeting the children for the first time] Ah! My dear...[looks at stick figures of children with names on his hands]Count Olaf: Violet. Enchantée!Violet Baudelaire: Uh... how do you do?Count Olaf: And this must be Klaus! Young Klaus! Your left side is the good one.[looks with disgust at Sunny]Count Olaf: And... what is *this*?Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Im Sunny!Count Olaf: Im sorry. I dont speak monkey.

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#291133 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

Count Olaf: [pretending to cry] Take them Mr. Poe, before I lose it big time. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - Count Olaf: [pretending to cry] Take them Mr. Poe, before I lose it big time.

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#291192 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

[during the play, Klaus sneaks away to save Sunny]Klaus Baudelaire: What would Violet do? What would Violet do? Theres always something. Theres always something. .

A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004 - [during the play, Klaus sneaks away to save Sunny]Klaus Baudelaire: What would Violet do? What would Violet do? Theres always something. Theres always something.

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#291160 A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

[after telling the children how Ike died]Aunt Josephine: Oh, God, I hate it here.Violet Baudelaire: Well, Aunt Josephine, have you ever thought of, maybe, moving someplace else? Maybe, if you moved away from Lake Lachrymose, you might feel better.Aunt Josephine: Oh, I could never, never, never, never sell this house.[pause]Aunt Josephine: Im terrified of realtors.Lemony Snicket: There are two kinds of fears. Rational and irrational. Being afraid of realtors is an irrational fear.[in a flashback]Realtor: [shows her card to a tentative Josephine] Is this a bad time?Aunt Josephine: [screams at the top of her lungs][in the present]Klaus Baudelaire: [to Violet] We gotta get her out of the house. .

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