[the Caterpillar has called a very frustrated Alice back so he can finish the conversation]Alice: Well?Caterpillar: Keep your temper.Alice: Is that all?Caterpillar: No. Exaketededly what is your problem?Alice: Well its exak... exact... Its precisely this. I should like to be a little larger, sir.Caterpillar: Why?Alice: Well, after all, three inches is such a wretched height, and...Caterpillar: [suddenly angry] *I* am exaketededly three inches high, and it is a very good height, in-*deed*!Alice: But Im not used to it. And you neednt... *shout*! .
Alice: Unbirthday? Im sorry, but I dont quite understand.March Hare: Its very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you -[laughs]March Hare: She doesnt know what an unbirthday is. .
Caterpillar: By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. One side will make you grow taller...Alice: One side of what?Caterpillar: ...and the other side will make you grow shorter.Alice: The other side of what?Caterpillar: THE MUSHROOM, OF COURSE! .
Alice: If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isnt. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldnt be, and what it wouldnt be, it would. You see? .
Alice: [as a giant] And as for you... Your Majesty! Your Majesty indeed! Why, youre not a queen,[shrinking]Alice: But just a - a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty...![normal size]Alice: Tyrant.Queen of Hearts: [giggles] And uh, just what were you saying, my dear?Cheshire Cat: Why, she simply said that youre a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant![chuckles] .
Caterpillar: Who... are... you?Alice: I- I hardly know, sir. Ive changed so many times since this morning, you see...Caterpillar: No, I do not C. Explain yourself.Alice: Im afraid I cant explain myself sir, because Im not myself, you know.Caterpillar: I do not know.Alice: Well, I cant put it any more clearly, sir, for it isnt clear to me.Caterpillar: You? Who ARE you? .
Queen of Hearts: Whos been painting my roses red? WHOS BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? /Who dares to taint / With vulgar paint / The royal flower bed? / For painting my roses red / Someone will lose his head.Card Painter: Oh no, Your Majesty, please! Its all *his* fault!Card Painter: Not me, your grace! The ace, the ace!Queen of Hearts: You?Card Painter: No, two!Queen of Hearts: The deuce, you say?Card Painter: Not me! The three!Queen of Hearts: Thats enough! Off with their heads! .
[after they have restrained the Dormouse]Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!March Hare: See all the trouble you started?Alice: But I didnt think...March Hare: Ah, thats just it. If you dont think, then you shouldnt talk. .
Alice: Well, when ones lost, I suppose its good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But whod ever think to look for me here?[sigh]Alice: Good advice. If I listened earlier, I wouldnt be here. But thats just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice.[sings]Alice: But I very seldom follow it. That explains the trouble that Im always in. Be patient, is very good advice, but the waiting makes me curious. And Id love the change. Should something strange begin?[begins to cry]Alice: Well... I went along my merry way, and I never stopped to reason. I shouldve known thered be a price to pay, someday... Someday... I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it![cries harder]Alice: Will I ever learn to do the things I should?[continues crying] .
The Rose: Just what species or, shall we say, genus are you, my dear?Alice: Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.Daisy: Ever see an alice with a blossom like that?Orchid: Come to think of it, did you ever see an alice?Daisy: Yes, and did you notice her petals? What a peculiar color.Orchid: [sniffing Alices hair] And no fragrance.Daisy: [chuckling, as she lifts up one side of Alices dress] And just look at those stems.The Rose: [as Alice slaps the Daisys leaves away] Rather scrawny, Id say.Bud: I think shes pretty.The Rose: Quiet, bud. .
White Rabbit: Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...Queen of Hearts: Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.White Rabbit: ...thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper. .
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