Alice in Wonderland 1951

King of Hearts: Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately.Alice: I am not a mile high, and Im not leaving.Queen of Hearts: Sorry. Rule 42, you know.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 art

[the Caterpillar has called a very frustrated Alice back so he can finish the conversation]Alice: Well?Caterpillar: Keep your temper.Alice: Is that all?Caterpillar: No. Exaketededly what is your problem?Alice: Well its exak... exact... Its precisely this. I should like to be a little larger, sir.Caterpillar: Why?Alice: Well, after all, three inches is such a wretched height, and...Caterpillar: [suddenly angry] *I* am exaketededly three inches high, and it is a very good height, in-*deed*!Alice: But Im not used to it. And you neednt... *shout*!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 good

Orchid: To put it bluntly, a weed.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951

Alice: Unbirthday? Im sorry, but I dont quite understand.March Hare: Its very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you -[laughs]March Hare: She doesnt know what an unbirthday is.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 you

Caterpillar: By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. One side will make you grow taller...Alice: One side of what?Caterpillar: ...and the other side will make you grow shorter.Alice: The other side of what?Caterpillar: THE MUSHROOM, OF COURSE!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 you

Alice: If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isnt. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldnt be, and what it wouldnt be, it would. You see?

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 world

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: [singing together] How do ya do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do ya do and shake hands and state your name and business.[both spoken]Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: Thats manners!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 business

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 you

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?Alice: Well, I havent had any yet, so I cant very well take more.March Hare: Ah, you mean you cant very well take less.Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 you

Alice: [after eating a mushroom] Im tired of being only three inches high.[suddenly grows out of control]Alice: Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 control

Alice: [as a giant] And as for you... Your Majesty! Your Majesty indeed! Why, youre not a queen,[shrinking]Alice: But just a - a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty...![normal size]Alice: Tyrant.Queen of Hearts: [giggles] And uh, just what were you saying, my dear?Cheshire Cat: Why, she simply said that youre a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant![chuckles]

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 art

Alice: Oh, pooh. Im not afraid of you. Why, youre nothing but a pack of cards.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 you

Alice: When I get home I shall write a book about this place... If I ever do get home.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 book

Caterpillar: Who... are... you?Alice: I- I hardly know, sir. Ive changed so many times since this morning, you see...Caterpillar: No, I do not C. Explain yourself.Alice: Im afraid I cant explain myself sir, because Im not myself, you know.Caterpillar: I do not know.Alice: Well, I cant put it any more clearly, sir, for it isnt clear to me.Caterpillar: You? Who ARE you?

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 time

Dodo: Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 expression

Dodo: [singing] Well blow the thing there out, well smoke the monster out!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 sin

March Hare: Theres only one way to stop a MAD WATCH.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951

Queen of Hearts: Whos been painting my roses red? WHOS BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? /Who dares to taint / With vulgar paint / The royal flower bed? / For painting my roses red / Someone will lose his head.Card Painter: Oh no, Your Majesty, please! Its all *his* fault!Card Painter: Not me, your grace! The ace, the ace!Queen of Hearts: You?Card Painter: No, two!Queen of Hearts: The deuce, you say?Card Painter: Not me! The three!Queen of Hearts: Thats enough! Off with their heads!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 art

[after they have restrained the Dormouse]Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!March Hare: See all the trouble you started?Alice: But I didnt think...March Hare: Ah, thats just it. If you dont think, then you shouldnt talk.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 art

Alice: Well, when ones lost, I suppose its good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But whod ever think to look for me here?[sigh]Alice: Good advice. If I listened earlier, I wouldnt be here. But thats just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice.[sings]Alice: But I very seldom follow it. That explains the trouble that Im always in. Be patient, is very good advice, but the waiting makes me curious. And Id love the change. Should something strange begin?[begins to cry]Alice: Well... I went along my merry way, and I never stopped to reason. I shouldve known thered be a price to pay, someday... Someday... I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it![cries harder]Alice: Will I ever learn to do the things I should?[continues crying]

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 love

Alice: You can learn a lot of things from the flowers... Huh! Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 man

Dodo: I say, youll never get dry that way.Alice: Get dry?Dodo: Have to run with the others. First rule of a caucus race, you know.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 you

Mad Hatter: No wonder youre late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 wonder

The Rose: Just what species or, shall we say, genus are you, my dear?Alice: Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.Daisy: Ever see an alice with a blossom like that?Orchid: Come to think of it, did you ever see an alice?Daisy: Yes, and did you notice her petals? What a peculiar color.Orchid: [sniffing Alices hair] And no fragrance.Daisy: [chuckling, as she lifts up one side of Alices dress] And just look at those stems.The Rose: [as Alice slaps the Daisys leaves away] Rather scrawny, Id say.Bud: I think shes pretty.The Rose: Quiet, bud.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 loss

White Rabbit: Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts![Crowd cheers]White Rabbit: ... And the King.Voice in crowd: Hooray!

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 art

White Rabbit: [singing] Im late / Im late / For a very important date. / No time to say Hello, Goodbye. / Im late, Im late, Im late.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 time

White Rabbit: Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...Queen of Hearts: Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.White Rabbit: ...thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.

— Alice in Wonderland 1951 love

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