Ambrose Bierce (Writer)

#1914 Ambrose Bierce

Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. .

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#1915 Ambrose Bierce

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. .

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#1916 Ambrose Bierce

Mark how my fame rings out from zone to zone: A thousand critics shouting: "He's unknown!" .

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#1917 Ambrose Bierce

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of remarkable Christian forbearance among men--were it not for a mawkish humanitarianism, coupled with imperfect digestive powers, we should devour our young, as Nature intended. .

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#1918 Ambrose Bierce

Peyton Fahrquhar was dead; his body, with a broken neck, swung gently from side to side beneath the timbers of the Owl Creek bridge. .

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#1919 Ambrose Bierce

True, more than a half of the green graves in the Grafton cemetery are marked "Unknown," and sometimes it occurs that one thinks of the contradiction involved in "honoring the memory" of him of whom no memory remains to honor; but the attempt seems to do no great harm to the living, even to the logical. .

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#1920 Ambrose Bierce

This is a simple story of a battle; such a tale as may be told by a soldier who is no writer to a reader who is no soldier. .

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#1921 Ambrose Bierce

An army's bravest men are its cowards. The death which they would not meet at the hands of the enemy they will meet at the hands of their officers, with never a flinching. .

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#1922 Ambrose Bierce

Hidden in hollows and behind clumps of rank brambles were large tents, dimly lighted with candles, but looking comfortable. The kind of comfort they supplied was indicated by pairs of men entering and reappearing, bearing litters; by low moans from within and by long rows of dead with covered faces outside. These tents were constantly receiving the wounded, yet were never full; they were continually ejecting the dead, yet were never empty. It was as if the helpless had been carried in and murdered, that they might not hamper those whose business it was to fall to-morrow. .

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#1924 Ambrose Bierce

Riven and torn with cannon-shot, the trunks of the trees protruded bunches of splinters like hands, the fingers above the wound interlacing with those below. .

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#1925 Ambrose Bierce

First published for letters A-L as The Cynic's Word Book (1906) .

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#1926 Ambrose Bierce

Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills. .

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#1927 Ambrose Bierce

, n. The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans asand by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog. Some explorers who have touched upon the shores of America, and one who professes to have penetrated a considerable distance to the interior, have thought that these four names stand for as many distinct deities, but in his monumental work on Surviving Faiths, Frumpp insists that the natives are monotheists, each having no other god than himself, whom he worships under many sacred names. .

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#1928 Ambrose Bierce

Absent, adj. Peculiarly exposed to the tooth of detraction; vilifed; hopelessly in the wrong; superseded in the consideration and affection of another. To men a man is but a mind. Who cares What face he carries or what form he wears? But woman's body is the woman. O, Stay thou, my sweetheart, and do never go, But heed the warning words the sage hath said: A woman absent is a woman dead. .

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#1929 Ambrose Bierce

Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. .

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#1930 Ambrose Bierce

Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. .

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#1931 Ambrose Bierce

Accord, n. Harmony. .

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#1932 Ambrose Bierce

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin. .

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#1933 Ambrose Bierce

Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous .

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#1934 Ambrose Bierce

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. .

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#1935 Ambrose Bierce

Advice, n. The smallest current coin. .

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#1936 Ambrose Bierce

Alone, adj. In bad company. .

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#1937 Ambrose Bierce

Amnesty, n. The state’s magnaminity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish. .

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#1938 Ambrose Bierce

Apologize, v. To lay the foundation for a future offense. .

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#1939 Ambrose Bierce

Bacchus, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. .

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#1940 Ambrose Bierce

Back, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity. .

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#1941 Ambrose Bierce

Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. .

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#1942 Ambrose Bierce

Birth, n. The first and direst of all disasters. .

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#1943 Ambrose Bierce

Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. .

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#1944 Ambrose Bierce

Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other. .

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