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American Beauty 1999 film

If people I dont even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.
— American Beauty 1999 film people
Lester: Oh well, all right, lets all sell our souls and work for Satan because its more convenient that way.
— American Beauty 1999 film soul
Lester: Brad, for 14 years Ive been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
— American Beauty 1999 film art
Lester: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! Thats right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying hi to my monster!
— American Beauty 1999 film you
Lester Burnham: This hasnt been a marriage, for years, but you were happy as long as I kept my mouth shut. Well, guess what, Ive changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny, because youre obviously not gonna help me out in that department!
— American Beauty 1999 film art
Lester: And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
— American Beauty 1999 film self
Lester: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a Mason jar under the sink.
— American Beauty 1999 film life
Carolyn: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you lose your job.
— American Beauty 1999 film you
Carolyn: Oh! Oh! Oh! And I want to thank you for putting me under the added pressure of being the sole breadwinner now!
— American Beauty 1999 film you
Carolyn: No, no, dont give a second thought as to whos gonna pay the mortgage. Well just leave it all up to Carolyn! You mean youre gonna take care of everything now, Carolyn? Yes. I dont mind, I really dont. You mean everything? You dont mind having the sole responsibility, your husband feels he can just quit his job and you dont--
— American Beauty 1999 film mind
Lester: On what grounds? Im not a drunk, I dont fuck other women, Ive never hit you, I dont mistreat you I dont even try to touch you since youve made it so abundantly clear how unnecessary you consider me to be! But I did support you when you got your license, and some people might think that entitles me to half of whats yours. So, turn off the light when you come to bed!
— American Beauty 1999 film women
Lester: Well, Im sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I wont be able to learn.
— American Beauty 1999 film you
Carolyn: Well, I see youre smoking pot now. I think using psychotropic drugs is a very positive example to set for our daughter.
— American Beauty 1999 film sin
Colonel Fitts: Dont you laugh at me. Now, I will not sit back and watch my only son become a cock-sucker!
— American Beauty 1999 film you
Ricky: Its like Gods looking right at you, just for a second, and if youre careful you can look right back.
— American Beauty 1999 film god
Angela: Of course I did! Hes a really well-known photographer. He shoots for Elle on like, a regular basis. It wouldve been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.
— American Beauty 1999 film angel
Angela: Hey, thats how things really are. You just dont know cause youre this pampered little suburban chick.
— American Beauty 1999 film you
Jane: Then so am I! And well always be freaks and well never be like other people and youll never be a freak because youre just too perfect!
— American Beauty 1999 film people
Lester: I mean, hows her life? Is she happy? Is she miserable? Id really like to know, and shed die before shed-
— American Beauty 1999 film life

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