American Dad!/Season 2

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American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about quotes
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Stan: So this is a refugee camp? I have to say, not that bad. Theres sun, sand - its like Arizona. But here they probably celebrate Martin Luther King Day. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about art
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Roger: In the words of every sitcom character in the early 90s, and everyone in the Midwest through the rest of the 90s, Dont go there. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about words
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Stan: Steve, camp is an amazing place. You get to swim in the lake, drink bug juice, ring the bell if you win the Camp-A-Lympics. Oh, and then theres camp love. Its such an intense experience, like winning the Grammy for Best R&B performance, duo, or group. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about love
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Steve: Dad, I dont want to go to camp. Its hot and theres always something crawling in your sleeping bag, like a spider or a counselor. Just let me tend to my posies. leaves .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about sleep
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Stan: But I spent my summers at camp, and I had the time of my life. I want him to have that same experience. And besides, gardenings gay. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about life
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Klaus: Hey, you should plant some of those, uh I dont know what you call them here Hitler melons. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about you
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Hayley: Im going with you. If I can just hold a refugees hand and look them in the eye, theyll know someone cares. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about you
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Steve: Look, the Bawango rebels ruined our camp and took one of your campers. Are you going to let them get away with that? .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about you
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Stan: All right, I understand kidnapped. But what is Makeva? Ugh, I bet that little girl they stole could have told me. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about right
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Stan: Oh, right. I guess I dont like thinking about your horrible situation. steps on soapbox; to the camera Just like the rest of the world. Shame on you! .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about world
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Debbie: Welcome to my sanctuary. Look at them scurrying around like ants. Go ahead, exercise all you want. Youll never escape the smoky death of times magnifying glass. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about death
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Hayley: Dad, thats awful. Plus-size women drive our economy with their purchases of Garfield books and Haagen-Dazs. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about books
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Bullock: Oh, look. Miss Pinkerton fainted at the market buying canned salmon for her puss-puss. Get up, Smith! I have no choice but to suspend you until you deal with your weight problem. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about choice
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Counselor: Now, now, I know in the locker rooms in high school, you feel uncomfortable about your body. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about school
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Counselor to the rest of the class: You hear that, girls? Cautionary tale: Anorexia will dry up your ovaries like tobacco in the sun. Now, instead of starving yourselves, lets think of better ways at getting back at Daddy, like marrying a black dude? .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about you
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Roger: Aw, Steve, your first gropefest. You wont truly appreciate the awkwardness of this moment until youre fondly reminiscing as a 35-year-old homosexual. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about war
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Repo Man: Well you may have planned on becoming men through sexual conquest, but perhaps an equally valid preparation for adulthood would be a night filled with disappointment and compromise. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about sex
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Roger: When youre locked in a cadillac sinking to the bottom of the ocean, you either learn about cars or you die. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about sin
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Hayley: I was so sick of Jeff, and now I cant stop thinking about him. I have to figure out a way to win him back from my stupid brother. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about thinking
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Stan: No! Francine maces Stan My eyes! His head hits the door where Francine exits My mouth! His back hits the bathroom door My back! He opens his eyes to see his dead plant My begonia! His hand presses the alarm clock, playing music My Sharona! His back hits the TV, turning it on .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about music
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Grandpa Klaus: No, it is a little side story. Im using it to break up the main story so you dont get bored. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about sin
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Grandson: Hold on a second. You, were a fish. Dont you think thats a better story than two grown-ups ice skating? .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about story
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Roger: Stan youve gotta skate in this competition. For Francine. She hasnt been this happy in ages. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about happy
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Roger: On my planet. You really havent read my MySpace page, have you? You say you have, but you really havent. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about age
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Francine: This is the first time in twenty winters weve done anything together, and now youre dumping me to skate with Roger?! Why, Stan, why? .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about time
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Francine: Ill tell you why. Because winning some stupid contest means more to you than your own wife! .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about you
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Brown-haired Man: Can you keep it down? No ones looking at you. Were trying to watch the skating here. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about man
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Stan: Dont be stupid, Roger. The attic is above sea level, and popcorn doesnt pop above sea level. I know, Ive spent time in Denver. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about time
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Roger: Isnt this the Hollywood Stock Exchange? You know, where you buy and sell celebrity stocks based on the ups and down of their careers? .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about change
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Roger: Like in the movie Wall Street? I thought that was Hollywood make-believe, like children of every color being at the same McDonalds. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about children
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Roger: Steve, its a special big butts collectors issue; someday itll be worth a fortune. Now we play the waiting game. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about waiting
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Francine: I WANTED TO GO GET HIM! I WANTED TO BRING HIM INSIDE! BUT YOU WOULDNT LET ME! OUR BABYS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!!! .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about you
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Roger: Dolly Partons theme park! The rides give you the same experience as looking at her - fun from far way, but really scary up close. Anyway, its on sale for $50 million. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about art
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Stan: Lies. Its like you have to lie to live. Youre a lie-abetic. You have lie-abetes. Twice a day, you have to take a shot of insu-lyin. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about lies
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Bush: Stan, those things dont make your daughter a lost cause. Look at me. When I was her age, I was blitzed off my ass 24-seven. Doin Tequila shots, Jell-O shooters, Mind Erasers, Cement Mixers, Dr. Pepper Bombs, Mud Slides, Kamikazes, Jageritas, Lemon Drops, B-52s, Fuzzy Navels, Gorilla Farts, Scorpion Bowls, Singapore Slings, Prairie Fires, Bloody Marys, Slippery Nipples .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about art
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Francine: Stan, I did some research on that kiosk at the mall. If you gave me $5,000 of your bonus, I could start a business selling my muffins. I think theres a real market for .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about art
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Stan: Ooh, ooh, uh, I Im sorry sorry to interrupt, but, uh, real quick, this is the worst idea Ive ever heard. Never gonna happen, but please, keep going. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about real
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Stan: People? Theyre parasites sucking on the rich blood of America. And we need that blood to shed for oil. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about people
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Stan: I didnt say you were a pig. I said that dress made you look like a pig. And those shoes didnt help. All your fat, sweaty toes shoved in there like 20 Hondurans stuffed in a giant shoe. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about you
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Klaus: Ive had this flu for, like, 2 weeks. I started to feel better on Tuesday, but then I pushed it and now I have this darker mucus and .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about art
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Stan: Ah, Mr. Pibb. The cornerstone of our love. Delicious, refreshing, and totally lacking in pretension! .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about love
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Hayley: Clearly, hes getting something from this kid he wasnt getting from you. When you have that kind of co-dependency, it can be hard to break free from an abusive relationship. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about relationship
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Roger: Well, I think its pronounced Henga, but if you wanna crap all over the Spanish language, go ahead. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about language
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Stan: Come on, Steve, why dont you pick an interesting black person, like Dr. Daniel Williams, who performed the first successful open heart surgery, or Tim Meadows, the luckiest man in show business. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about success
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Stan: If only there was a place where you could make any outrageous claim you want with absolutely no proof, and millions of people would accept it as fact. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about people
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Stan: Can you believe were going to meet Denzel Washington! Hes like Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate! .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about believe
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Stan: Oh, I tell a great story and Im a liar, but Harry Potter does it and hes your favorite writer. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about writer
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Roger: All I have to do is get married by next week and I can get my blender in time for Greys Anatomy! .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about time
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Hayley: Yeah, you may be beautiful on the outside like Kevin Bacon, but youre ugly on the inside like Tommy Lee Jones on the outside and the inside. .

American Dad!/Season 2 Quotes about beautiful

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