Andy Rooney
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, its not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?, heres an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
— andy rooney women
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