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Angel 1999 TV series

Doyle: Once upon a time, there was a vampire. And he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean, other vampires were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then, one day, hes cursed, by gypsies. They restore his human soul and suddenly hes mad with guilt. You know What have I done You know, hes freaked.
Angel 1999 TV series time
Doyle: Yeah well, its a fairly dull tale. It needs a bit of sex, is my feeling. So sure enough, enters a girl. Pretty little blonde thing. Vampire slayer by trade. And our vampire falls madly in love with her. But eventually the two of them, well, they get fleshy with one another. And the moment he- well, I guess the technical term is Perfect Happiness. But when our boy gets there, he goes bad he kills again. Its ugly. So when he gets his soul back for the second time, he figures hey he cant be anywhere near young Miss Puppy-Eyes without endangering them both. So what does he do? He takes off, goes to L.A, to fight evil and atone for his crimes. Hes a shadow, a faceless champion of the hapless human race. Say, you wouldnt have a beer of any kind here, would you?
Angel 1999 TV series love
Cordelia: Oh, God, Im sorry! Im getting all weepy in front of you. I probably look really scary. I finally get invited to a nice place with no mirrors, and lots of curtains Hey! Youre a vampire!
Angel 1999 TV series god
Cordelia: Im from Sunnydale — we had our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I am alone with him in his fortress-like home. And, you know? I think Im just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. Im just wacky! And kidding!! Ha, ha!
Angel 1999 TV series light
Russell: We do things a certain way in LA. I keep my name out of the paper and I dont make waves. And in return I can do anything I want.
Angel 1999 TV series want
Angel:Can you fly? proceeds to kick Russell out the window. Russell becomes dust. Angel turns and walks away, slipping Lindseys business card in Lindseys pocket Guess not.
Angel 1999 TV series business
Doyle: Theyre messages I get you know, from the higher powers, whoever they may be. You knowits my gift!
Angel 1999 TV series power
Cordelia: If that was my gift, Id return it. I mean, you get those headaches, and you do this bleh thing with your face.
Angel 1999 TV series you
Cordelia: Plus, your visions are kind of lame. A bar? Thats nice and vague. I mean, they should send you one of those self-destructing tapes, you know? That comes with a dossier?
Angel 1999 TV series self
Doyle: Yeah, well, theyre all riveting insights and such, but we need to find someone thats in trouble?
Angel 1999 TV series need
Angel: I know you guys have been working hard. I mean, youve been cooped up inside a lot. And to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being you know young and all, that the three of us could, well should you know maybe, go outyou know for fun.
Angel 1999 TV series work
Spike: Why? Because youre Angel, Vamp Detective now? Im so scared. Whats next? Vampire Cowboy? Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!
Angel 1999 TV series man
Doyle: Oh, God You know what would feel really good right now? One of those mind-numbing, head-cracking visions that I get from time to time because that would really kill me. What, is there some trick to this?
Angel 1999 TV series god
Cordelia: So Ive heard. But I doubt very much that the main characters are Betty and Barney Rubble, as you so vehemently insisted last night. Also? I dont think Oz appreciated being called my little Bamm-Bamm all night.
Angel 1999 TV series men
Spike: Its called Addiction, Angel. We all have them. I believe yours is called Slutty the Vampire Slayer.
Angel 1999 TV series believe
Cordelia: Well, as vampires go, youre pretty cuddly. Maybe you might want to think about mixing up the black-on-black a little, though.
Angel 1999 TV series vampires
Cordelia: I know Angels been working day and night to help people fight their personal demons, but I need a raise.
Angel 1999 TV series people
Doyle: Shes really something, isnt she? Its like wrestling a tiger just to get to know her. Tell me stuff.
Angel 1999 TV series real
Angel: I think shes one of Cordelias group. People called them the Cordettes. Bunch of girls from wealthy families. They ruled the high school, decided what was in, who was popular. It was like the Soviet Secret Police, if they cared a lot about shoes.
Angel 1999 TV series people
Cordelia: Get this. I tried to call Doyle—I have sunk that low—and there was no answer. So here I am. Not that you were the last resort, its just that I had nowhere else left to go. Roaches! Live ones, dead ones, all skinny feet and creepy antlers.
Angel 1999 TV series live
Cordelia: Oh my God, I wonder how many stowed away in that bag! Also? The water is all brown and spurty and not hot! I am dying for a shower. I actually smell. Smell me. I never smell. I didnt know I could. Im just going to have to stay here until I find a decent place—however long that takes. And when I do, youre completely invited over. Hey, you can just dump my stuff on your couch. Or let me have the bed whatever you feel good about. Also, my suitcase is still out in the hall.
Angel 1999 TV series god
Doyle: You knew I was crazy about her—and I was wearing her down, too. But no—handsome, brooding, vampire guy has to swoop in, all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead! How about leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellas who dont turn evil when they get some?
Angel 1999 TV series evil
Kate: Well, you see, the thing about detectives is, they have résumés. And business licenses. And last names. Pop stars and popes — those are the one-name guys.
Angel 1999 TV series business
Cordelia: Okay, am I wrong in thinking that a please and thank you is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment?
Angel 1999 TV series men
Trevor: Well, good to see her out with a man. I was starting to wonder if she didnt lean in another direction altogether.
Angel 1999 TV series art
Angel: I dont think urgh is a magic word, if one could call it a word, and certainly not a magic one.
Angel 1999 TV series magic
Doyle: You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? Youre stepping on my moment of manliness here.
Angel 1999 TV series men
Cordelia: So, here I am at Le Petit Renard with Mr. Armani, who could keep me in blue boxes for the rest of my life.
Angel 1999 TV series life
Cordelia: Tiffanys! God! And the whole night I was bored silly. All I could think about was, if this wimp saw a monster, hed probably throw a shoe at it and run like a weasel. Turns out, the shoe part was giving him too much credit.
Angel 1999 TV series god
Cordelia: Yeah.But all of a sudden rich and handsome isnt good enough for me. Now I expect a guy to be all brave and interesting. And its your fault. Both of you.
Angel 1999 TV series good
Harrie: I am only going to ask you this once, Richard. And I expect a straight answer. Were you, or were you not, intending to eat my ex-husbands brains?
Angel 1999 TV series you
Harrie: Oh, please, Uncle John. When was the last time you pried yourself away from ESPN long enough to spill the blood of a she-goat?
Angel 1999 TV series time
Cordelia: He can get away with it. Hes tall, and and look at the way clothes hang on him! But you
Angel 1999 TV series you
Cordelia: You cant live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. Forget it. Tomorrow is another day. Did I mention letting it go?
Angel 1999 TV series men
Cordelia: Theyll be at this for a while. We still have time for a cappuccino and probably the directors cut of the Titanic.
Angel 1999 TV series time
Buffy: You know, its a good thing I didnt fantasize about you turning human only about ten zillion times because today would have been a real let-down.
Angel 1999 TV series time
Cordelia: We had a cat that used to do that. Oh, God! What am I gonna do? Im good for exactly two things: international superstardom, and helping a vampire with a soul to rid the world of evil. That makes for a short but colorful résumé.
Angel 1999 TV series god
Doyle: If you need help, then look no further. Angel Investigations is the best. Our rats are low
Angel 1999 TV series you
Doyle: It says rats Our rates are low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and youre at the end of your rope, you need someone that you can count on. And thats what youll find here. Someone wholl go all the way, wholl protect you no matter what. So dont lose hope. Come on over to our offices, and youll see that theres still heroes in this world. Is that it? Am I done?
Angel 1999 TV series hope
Doyle: You were a real, live, flesh and blood human being and you and Buffy ? You had the one thing you wanted in your naturally long life and you gave it back?
Angel 1999 TV series life
Doyle: Maybe Cordelia was right, about you being the real deal in the hero department. See, I would have chosen the pleasures of the flesh over duty and honor any day of the week. I just dont have that strength.
Angel 1999 TV series art
Doyle: Come on. Youve lived and loved and lost and fought and vanquished inside a day, and Im still trying to work up the nerve to ask Cordy out for dinner.
Angel 1999 TV series love
Cordelia: I rejected you way before now! So youre half demon! Big whoop!! I cant believe youd think Id care about that. I mean, I work for a vampire! Hel-lo?
Angel 1999 TV series work
Cordelia: What do you think I am, superficial? I mean, youre half demon. Thats so far down the list. Way under short. And poor. Is there anything else I should know?
Angel 1999 TV series you
Barney: You know, I just noticed its 3:45 in the afternoon. If youre a vampire, why arent you in your coffin?
Angel 1999 TV series vampire
Cordelia: Doyle! I thought our kiss meant something. Instead, he used that moment to pass it on to me. Why couldn’t it be mono or herpes?
Angel 1999 TV series men
Cordelia: I didnt ask for this responsibility, unlike some people, who shall remain lifeless. I don’t have anything to atone for. If they know what’s good for them, the PTB better just stay out of my head.
Angel 1999 TV series life
Cordelia: I am nobody’s link to anybody. I lost control of my entire central nervous system getting that stupid vision. And I’m not certain, but I might have drooled a little in my audition, the first one I’ve had in weeks.
Angel 1999 TV series vision
Angel: The difference is, if you saw it in a vision, this could be an ugly, grey, blobby, dangerous thing.
Angel 1999 TV series anger
Cordelia: And wow, you look half dead. Which, for someone whos completely dead, would be kind of neat.
Angel 1999 TV series you
Wesley: I think youd better sit down. While executing my duties as Watcher in Sunnydale, I did extensive research, specifically on Angel, given his uncomfortable proximity to the Slayer.
Angel 1999 TV series you
Cordelia: No! I dont care how many files you have about all the horrible things he did back in the powdered-wig days! He is good now. And he is my friend, and nothing you or anyone else can say will make me turn on a friend!
Angel 1999 TV series man
Angel: Killing dreams. Always the same, I - I stalk them, toy with them, mark them while theyre still alive. And before they can die from the fear I feed on them.
Angel 1999 TV series fear
Wesley: And you fear that these might be more than just dreams, that youre acting them out in some sort of hypnagogic state.
Angel 1999 TV series fear
Cordelia: Aghh, like I need instructions from you. My glamorous L.A. life—I get to make the coffee and chain the boss to the bed! I gotta join a union.
Angel 1999 TV series life
Kate: Angelus. Isnt that what he called you? Angelus? I looked it up, its all right there. The demon with the face of an angel. A particularly brutal bastard, by all accounts. Oh, and no, you cant come in.
Angel 1999 TV series art
Kate: No, you cant. In fact, all of this? Whats happening now? Is because of you. You made him, didnt you?
Angel 1999 TV series you
Kate: Please. Now theres a word I imagine you heard quite a lot in your time. Please. No. Dont. Thanks for the offer, but I dont need your help. I know what to do. Drive a stake right through the son of a bitchs heart. And when that happens, I suggest you dont be there, because the next time we meet, Ill do the same to you.
Angel 1999 TV series time
Wesley: Hello. I was just in the neighborhood, patrolling with my new Bavarian fighting axe when I suddenly thought, Perhaps Cordelia has had a vision. Perhaps you need my help in the battle against evil.
Angel 1999 TV series evil
Cordelia: Cause Im ashamed of you, not to mention how youd embarrass me by giving him the third degree.
Angel 1999 TV series men
Angel: Lounge La Brea. Sounds like that could be an evening with all sorts of evening type I heard the bands there are
Angel 1999 TV series wit
Cordelia: No. What would I say to him? I had a really nice time, I think you left something at my place?
Angel 1999 TV series time
Laura: So with my Masters degree in Fine Arts, I was able to launch my very own business – selling sandwiches downtown from a little cart.
Angel 1999 TV series art
Cordelia: Im so glad you came. You know how parties are. Youre always worried that no ones going to suck the energy out of the room like a giant black hole of boring despair. But there you were in the clinch!
Angel 1999 TV series art
Angel: I dont hate her. I, Ive got two modes with people: bite and avoid. Hard to shift. Plus, I cant get too close. I mean, with women
Angel 1999 TV series women
Cordelia: You can be nice. Its not like Lauras gonna throw you down on the living room floor and tear off all of your Well, actually, Laura
Angel 1999 TV series living
Angel: Ill try harder. Still, I mean, the quiet, reserved thing, dont you think it makes me kind of I dont know, cool?
Angel 1999 TV series you
Cordelia: No, you dont. Look, you dont have to be Joe-stoic about his dying. I mean, I know that you have this unflappable vibe working for you, but you dont have to do that for me.
Angel 1999 TV series work
Angel: Thats my guess. It can only absorb the elements it needs if it manifests itself physically which means if we can find it in time, we can kill it. Hell be looking for a hostile environment. Somewhere damp. Probably be turning to primordial volcanic basalt for his regeneration.
Angel 1999 TV series time
Wesley: Angel, before we go any further, I, I just want to assure you, in as much as well be fighting side by side What that demon said before
Angel 1999 TV series fight
Angel: I know youre not planning to kill me, Wesley. But youre willing to. And thats good! Now, come on.
Angel 1999 TV series good
Ethros Demon: Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is? Nothing. Thats what I found in the boy. No conscience, no fear, no humanity. Just a black void. I couldnt control him. I couldnt get out. I never even manifested him until you brought me forth. I just sat there and watched as he destroyed everything around him. Not from a belief in evil, not for any reason at allThat boys mind was the blackest hell Ive ever known. Thats why I tried to get Him to commit Suicide.I knew it would bring Death,I do not fear it.The only Thing Ive ever feared is in that house.
Angel 1999 TV series death
Father: Oh, I do. I do say so. Have you not had enough debauchery for one night? Must you corrupt the servants as well?
Angel 1999 TV series night
Father: Im ashamed to call you my son. A lay-about and a scoundrel. Youll never amount to anything more than that.
Angel 1999 TV series you
Bar maid: Oh, his lies sound pretty when the stars are out, but he forgets every promise hes made when the sun comes up again.
Angel 1999 TV series lies
Cordelia: Come on. The installation guy said it should be something easy to remember, like my birthday.
Angel 1999 TV series birth
Cordelia: Yeah, tell me something you dont know that I dont know. But after eleven and a half months of punching it in to this, you wont have any excuses.
Angel 1999 TV series you
Liam: Disappointment? A more dutiful son you couldn’t have asked for. My whole life you’ve told me in word, in glance, what it is you required of me, and I’ve lived down to your every expectations, now haven’t I?
Angel 1999 TV series life
Liam: No. The madness is that I couldn’t fail enough for you. But we’ll fix that now, won’t we?
Angel 1999 TV series you
Darla: Nor can he ever approve of you, in this world, or any other. What we once were informs all that we have become. The same love will infect our hearts, even if they no longer beat. Simple death wont change that.
Angel 1999 TV series love
Cordelia: There are some ugly critters in here. Someone ought to create an intra-demon dating base. You know, like archfiend.org, where the lonely and the slimy connect. I was just joking, Mister Grouchy-Pants. When was the last time you had a dating base?
Angel 1999 TV series time
Cordelia: Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
Angel 1999 TV series night
Rebecca: Youre not? Because no reflection, dark private office, instantly knowing those letters werent written in blood I guess what I would think is vampire.
Angel 1999 TV series vampire
Rebecca: You dont have to. You can have what youve been craving all these long, empty years. We both can. Forever.
Angel 1999 TV series you
Rebecca: I wasnt afraid, was I? When I looked into the mirror and you werent there I didnt scream. I didnt run. I understood.
Angel 1999 TV series you
Angel: No. You werent afraid. You looked into that mirror and all you saw was yourself. Thats all you ever see, Rebecca, and thats what really frightens you. This isnt about the way the studio, the network, or the fans see you. Its about how you see yourself. Your own reflection has been corrupted into something unrecognizable. You think you want to stay the same? What you really want is to make it disappear.
Angel 1999 TV series work
Angelus: In all my years, Ive never killed a famous person before. But with no witnesses whos gonna believe me? Maybe we can take a picture. I know! We do it like we did back in the day. Ill keep your head on a stick as proof.
Angel 1999 TV series believe
Angelus: Oh, no. Im a vampire. Boy, you know, you could stand to drop a few pounds. Hey, I help you with that.
Angel 1999 TV series vampire
Angelus: Be like me? Believe me, Im one happy fellow. Tell you what, Ill torture you for a few unbelievably long hours and then you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you. Its up to you.
Angel 1999 TV series life
Angelus: Juss-s? Line? Of course a time will come when Torvald is not as devoted to me. You were really, let me tell you, bad.
Angel 1999 TV series time
Cordelia: Yes, you did. And Id appreciate it if you didnt try to weasel out of it. Angelus may not be the most relaxing company, but at least hes honest. Shouldnt I expect the same from the not-evil version of my friends?
Angel 1999 TV series friends
Angel: Weve drunk and killed for how long now? 140-odd years. Weve drunk them all up and theyre all dead.
Angel 1999 TV series dead
Faith: Weve only done one of the five basic torture groups. Weve done blunt, but that still leaves sharp, hot, cold, and loud.
Angel 1999 TV series faith
Faith: Face it, Wesley, you really were a jerk. Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
Angel 1999 TV series faith
Wesley: I was your watcher Faith, I know the real you. But even if you kill me there is just one thing I want you to remember.
Angel 1999 TV series faith
Angel: Where are you gonna go? Back out into that darkness? I once told you that you didnt have to go out in that darkness. Remember? That it was your choice. Well, you chose. You thought that you could just touch it. That youd be okay. Five by five, right, Faith? But it swallowed you whole. So tell me: Howd you like it?
Angel 1999 TV series faith
Lilah: Well, he is a vampire so technically, yes, he is dead. But not by her hand. She is his house guest.
Angel 1999 TV series vampire
Lilah: Thats right. The reason our little assassin hasnt made good on her contract is shes rooming with the mark.
Angel 1999 TV series good
Lilah: I told you he wouldnt be easy. He cant be bought, and apparently he cant be killed even by a vampire Slayer. Rumor has it he used to actually date one.
Angel 1999 TV series vampire
Lindsay: When word gets back to the senior partners this wont go well. We conspired with her, paid her half up front, and now she makes us look like fools. So - question is - how are we gonna fix it?
Angel 1999 TV series art

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