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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2

Meatwad: Frylock, please. That was a computer simulation program. And it proved to me that you dont know what I like and what I like to do. And that is to tell you what to do. And you need to listen to what I say cause Im gonna eat your brains!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Carl: Yeah, I cant pretend to know what youre going through right now, butyou let go, okay. Thank you. If you need anything, you know who to look to: Someone else.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Carl: Dont beat yourself up over it. Theres nothing you could do about this. I mean, it kinda was your fault but hey, screw it. Theyre dead and youre not.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 self
Carl: Here. Its a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a tuna casserole for your loss, butbut uhI didnt.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 loss
Carl: I was gonna yell my brains out at ya, but because of your loss, I might just gently ask: What happened last night with all the noise?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 loss
Frylock: Shake, the printer called and said that The Drizzles stationary and business cards are ready. But theyre concerned what with the paper being black and the ink being black.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 business
Shake: Im not asking you if people will be able to write on it, Im telling you I want black on black!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 people
Shake: Im going to let The Fume know that he needs to let the rest of the world know that he exists.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 world
Carl: Hey, hey, hey, just the man I wanted to see. I done heard through the grape vine that someone won a big prize recently.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 man
Carl: playing football with Meatwad Okay, so youve got the ball. Now you wanna wrap your..uh, you know that stretchy little, sticky thing..
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Meatwad: with the football sitting on his head, and four arms of meat waving around What about dis?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 wit
Carl: Oh. hatever. Its.. going right in the trash after this, souhhh, yeah, let er rip!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 hate
Carl: Okay, time out here. Look, ever since my son wasnever conceived since Ive never had consensual sex without there being money involved, Ive always thought of you as something that I could sortalive next toin accordance with state laws.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 time
Oog: So there me was beating boulder into powder because me couldnt eat it and magic ball land in lap. Naturally, me think, All right! Free Egg! because me stupid and me cave man. So me spent about 3 days humping and bust open with thigh bone so me could eat it good, then magic ball shoot Oog with beam, and next thing me know me go out and invent wheel out of dinosaur brain! Magic dino-wheel rolled for 3 short distance before me eat it, the point is me get smarter. Soon, me walk upright. Me featherback dirty, matted hair into wings for style and me stop to use bathroom as opposed to me just doing it as me walk.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 art
Meatwad: Look here, he can be down on a prom date with Santa Claus on the moon for all I care. Point is, I can do whatever I want with my toys.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 hate
Frylock: A blue jean ad?! Look Shake, alotta times the media tries to present an image that isnt exactly true to life. I mean, you understand what Im sayin, right?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 life
Master Shake: No, I do, I do. I understand that some people - Meatwad - dont look good, and that they should hide from the cameras at all costs. Its the beautiful people that are the smart ones, and its that very same smartness that makes them rich.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 art
Frlock: Shake, people are different all over. I mean, its not how you look on the outside, its what inside that counts.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 people
Meatwad: As hell! Have you seen yourself? I would not eat any moreless you gonna get rid of it, you know what I mean?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 self
Carl: Oh Terry, yeah, yeah, hes out, but uh part of his parole is hes not supposed ta, you know do what he was dointo flesh.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 art
Carl: All right, whatever. Well meet at the docks at midnight. I get a 10% finders fee. You never saw me.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 hate
Meatwad: Shhh! You hear that? Thats the sound of him not being here. You can thank me for that later.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: Why dont we let him in now and well watch him cramp up and get sucked into the filter and jam it all up!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2
Meatwad: Well, I figured that out. He done got 90 eyes and no mouth. Where else he gonna talk? Through his butt?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 eyes
Master Shake: Ill tell you what hes trying to say: I need somebody to kick me in the ass so I can get the hell off your land! Thats what youre trying to say, right?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 hell
Carl: Oh what? Youre leavin? What are you doin?! You havent even urinated on all of my house yet!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: Hey, how ya doing? I think I need to go to the doctor. Cause Ive been losing long, long tracks of time now, andand Im starting to get just a little freaked out about the fact that my hand is missing. I cant find it.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 time
Frylock: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2
Travis: I would say that perserverance number one aplitudeappitudeattribute! I people person, work good with children. People like me, because I force them to, with violence!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 people
Interviewer: Well, it was really nice to meet you and Ill let you know in the near future if we start hiringanimals.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 art
Sir Loin: What? Hey, whos that? You aint supposed to bring people unless they dead. Is he dead? I dont think so.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 people
Meatwad: If the Shorteez cant have food, then I aint gonna have food. You know what Im sayin? he throws the sandcakes in the garbage can I do this for the Shorteez, yall.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 food
Shake: Yeah, take it to church, dump it in the collection plate. You know, youre the rudest person I know, and thats why you dont live here anymore. I--
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 live
Meatwad: Oh, gee whiz, Im so sorry to inconvenience you while other people in the world dont got nothin to eat.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 people
Shake: Thanks for sandin up my eggs. You know what, just take emwhen you leave the country. I banish you forevermore!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Shake: You dont even know how to say it, so stoptry it once. No, forget it. You know what? Youre gonna try it and then youre gonna screw the name up, and then its gonna sound disgusting. I wont even want to eat it anymore. Thanks. Thanks for ruining my lunch, which is gone, by the way.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Shake: Down your throat, you bug-eyed freak! You know how much that duck cost?! Higher than you can count!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Frylock: Im sorry to say this, but Shakes right Meatwad. Charity is one thing, but this is getting way out of hand! I mean, we dont have anything to eat now!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 charity
Meatwad: Dont you see Frylock? Hes gonna use all that fly spit to melt down the walls of the national bank.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Sir Loin: Hate the bank-- ..STUPID-ASS MEATBALL MOTHER-- I MELT THE WALLS SO I CAN GET THE MONEY!!! To keep up with the payments on this here patio furnature which by the way is broken now cause I broke it thank you very much. Ever seen a cow sit on a patio furniture? I aint! Look at that umbrella, man, I ATE HALF OF IT!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 nature
Carl: Yeah, lemme see here, I think Ive got some uhhh. oysters over here. Horks into the bag of food
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 food
Carl: Oh, usually, but not these. They were, uh farm raised. in my throat. with cheese. Hey, you want some crabs, cause Ive got some of them.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Shake: I dont know. Probably maybe something you did to anger God. Hes angry with you all right, I remember him telling me that--
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 god
Shake: Yeah, and the gun went off in your hand. I know, I was there, I heard. Why do you think I cranked up the volume? You know, hearing does not come back. It degrades over time.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 time
Master Shake: The only way to cross the street, is just to close your eyes and bolt out there with complete disregard for machine.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: Yeah, if you think you can get anywhere in life by cheating. You may as well paint yourself yellow, run around like a maniac, and call yourself Banana Man, cause thats what youre doing.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 life
Meatwad: Its over Frylock. We lost again. Just let it go and accept the truth that we is dumbdumb as hell.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 truth
Shake: Hes right for the most part. We got us a superstar. And we got two albacores that are just hangin around my neck.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 art
Frylock: Okay, heres the deal, were playing team trivia tonight and we need someone who knows sports.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 night
Carl: Hey, theres a broad-theres a broad right the-Hey! Yeah you, dingbat! I wanna pitcher a beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and, uh, lets start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin. You hear what I ordered? Im gonna be fartin blood over here.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 art
Ned Hastings: Ladies and gentlemen, turn around and face your trivia doom: Wayne The Brain McClane.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 men
Ned Hastings: When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific. This is a real question.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 travel
Carl: points to a pile of bones as tall as the booth UH, you tell me, does this look like I got enough?!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Oglethorpe: IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient Bone Saber of Zumakalis!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 art
Oglethorpe: We have successfully traveled eons across both space and time, through the Fargate to get FREE CABLE!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 success
Oglethorpe: Its the Fargate! F! Its different from that movie that Ive never seen, so how would I copy it?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 different
Oglethorpe: I just want to make sure that we are clear its the Fargate! Goes far, get it? And there it is no way it came from that movie, or that syndicated series based on the movie!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 want
Meatwad: No, no, no. dont shake it up, let the snow settle! That way you can see the little San Fransisco in there!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: A lot more than you have! Im teaching this object a lesson. If it doesnt want to get hit anymore, itll straighten up and fly right!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 teaching
Emory: Why dont we justuhhhh.what if we just call him the Universal Remobot? I mean, he is a robot
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2
Oglethorpe: I mean, the T-shirts say Universal Remonster, not Universal Piece of Crap, like you say!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Oglethorpe: No! Can you not see? She has a mohawk and a wheelchair! We are NOT getting sued! Wheres the Universal Remonster? I want him to have a baby-T and a visor!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Oglethorpe: It is a FARGATE! From the makers of Findependence Day! We will give it a mohawk and a wheelchair if you need help!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Frylock: Look, you dont need TV, it just ends up owning you. Next time you get bored try reading a book.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 time
Oglethorpe: Ghouls do that. When theyre making brownies! Shhh! Do you hear that? Hes in the attic now! Quick, grab a kitchen knife!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Dr Weird on answering machine: Gentlemen, You have reached Dr. Weirds residenceNOW SPEAK AT THE TONE! beep.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 men
Master Shake: This is not a time for you to be picky, Carl. Thats all you can get when you go to the West End.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 time
Master Shake: Of course it worked not at all. Which is what I was trying to say, before I was so rudely interrupted.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 work
Frylock: I give you the ultimate in military hardware! Complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton, and motion activated plasma pulse rifles.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 war
Carl: Turn it left, turn it left! I keep hittin the same spot. Look, youre gonna break my friggin nose!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: We dont need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 work
Master Shake: If I woke up lookin like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 war
Carl: Yeah, I did! I lost peace and quiet! What do you need?! What do you want?! Can I not just live here without having to occasionally deal with you animals?!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 peace
Carl: Frylock opens Carls door to reveal his Super-Toilet out in the front yard Oh, nice. A crapper!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 ya
Tree Judge: Oh thats the sweet release of deathyeahEVISCERATION BY A THOUSAND BRANCHES OF A MIGHTY OAK!!!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 death
Tree Judge: having an aside conversation I have been on the bench for 100 years, Im not going to look stupid here, Ray.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 conversation
Tree Judge:Wood Court is now in session. If you do not have a lawyer, this shrub will be appointed for you.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 law
Tree Judge: Please note Exhibit A: on the wooden video, you will clearly see the accused dumping the oil!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: Frylock, Im telling you, thats not me in that video.because thats nothing! Theres nothing up there! What the hell is th- this is bark!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 hell
Master Shake: Mommy moved to the city with Mommys friend Jerry! And he tried to hit me, Daddy! Not like you do, in an extra-mean way
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: I am responsible for the paradigm shift in birthdays and how they will be viewed in following centuries.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 will
Master Shake: You know how many birthdays there are a year? There are hundreds. Literallyhundreds.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 man
Master Shake: Zakk, my man! Ive been looking all over- thank God you stopped by! Zakk lifts up his guitar, pointing the axe end toward shakes head No, no. PUT THAT DOWN! Zakk lodges the axe between Shakes eyes AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 god
Homeless Man: mumbling Im seeing trees! Ill take care of it. Im a tree.. Im a tree wizard!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 man
Master Shake: Kids are comin to see the Black Mountain Scorpion Hoedown Blugrass Experience Gang, featuring Zakk Wylde on washtub bass. Zakk, did we not do the soundcheck?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 experience
Zakk Wylde: Why did I even get wasted and work with you? I mean, this isnt even a microphone. Its a stick with a marshmallow on it.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 work
Master Shake: Hey, Zakk Mild, lets kick it up a notch. What do you want, a drink? You need some pills? Want me to get some bitches?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Willie Nelson: Yeah um, I was driven here by the villagers when I was doing 30 in a 25 and, uhm, I guess when I say villagers, its more like this one guy I really didnt know him.. but- eh, I knew him, but its not like we were buds or anything.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 age
Frylock: Pulling Shake away from Willie Hey, whoa you two. We dont want any trouble here, alright?
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: God, youre gay! You dont think violence solves anything?! What kind of monster are you, anyway?!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 god
Willie Nelson: Look, Im-- Im pretty hardcore. I mean, Ive been known to do a number on plenty of guys.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 will
Master Shake: Do a number? Yeah, I bet you do a number in your tights on broadway..which is where ya moved to after ya left Texas Chainsaw Mascara where youre from!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 ya
Frylock: Dont mind me, Im just a sailor on shore leave from the Ship of the Damned!! Muah hah hah.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 mind
Master Shake: Yeah, just go put on your ballerina shoes get the rest of the outfit, be who you really areDr. Zhivago. Yeah, you suck.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 you
Master Shake: Now remember: You have NO regard for human life, especially women, because they have the organs that you wish that YOU had! So you want to make a suit from them.
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 life
Master Shake: Listen to me, thats how its done. All you concern yourself with is KILL KILL KILL!!! You GOT IT?! None of this the shaving, the shaving crap! Cause its throwing you off! And Who is gonna stop you ANYWAY?! Youre immortal!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 self
Master Shake: Please uh, do me another favor. Lose the shaving. Monsters dont groom themselves! THEYRE FREAKING MANIACS! UUUUHH!!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 man
Shake: You do that and your GI Joe is MIA my friend. Then whos gonna call, little mama joe, and tell her that her boy aint comin home, because someone fell asleep on guard duty!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 sleep
Master Shake: Oh my God, Frylock, WHAT?! Whys everything gotta be a federal case with you?yeah, you heard what I said! I said it!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 god
The Voice: It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hells half-acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for BLOOD!
— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 evil

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