Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7

Meatwad: Zero bottles of beer, you cant take one down cause there aint no more bottles of beer on the wall and you got to call the store and order more bottles of beer for your wall! Dang. that was fun!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 you

Meatwad: I suppose we can sit here and get to know each other Or we could sing that song one more cotton-picking time.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 time

Frylock: throwing holy water on Starsky, who vomits all over the room The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 power

Master Shake: Why dont you help me suck it? Wait a minute, that backfired. Gee, that sounded like I suck it all the time, which I dont. And it also implies that I would need help, which we both know that I dont. I can suck my own stuff. Listen, what Im on, its dangerous!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 time

Its been so long, you thought I left you But I was in jail with my nephew I needed that bail, so I kept you I bet you thought I let you Take my name, my game And makin that money my thang You got to understand That Frylock is the man Yes yes yall, to the beat yall I got a call from Vishal I was standin in my kitchen Said he had a mission Said they needed some new transitions Aqua Teen Hunger Force Schooly D Im back of course

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 money

Master Shake: You said there was gonna be food and I dont see meat! I see bread, but that aint a sandwich.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 food

Frylock: I worked for it. And Im giving it to the church, because you need to experience how it feels to give, and not just recieve, like you usually do!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 work

Meatwad: But also, how it feels to recieve too. Cause thats a good feeling too yall. When Santa Clause comes down from the cross, and give me all that stuff I asked for.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 good

Frylock: sighs; as Meatwad called a statue of Jesus Christs crucifixion Santa That aint Santa Clause, okay? How many times do I gotta tell you that?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 time

Meatwad: Well he got a beard. And that aint a belly full of jelly. Look like he got an appendectomy scar. Is this the mall? Cause Im sitting here wondering how I gonna sit on his lap when hes hanging from some nails.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 wonder

Master Shake: It was a twisted fiery wreckageof sleigh, reindeer bones, and the old fat bastards guts.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 age

Master Shake: And whos drunk enough to get nailed to wood?! I can see maybe one nail! But then youd think hed move! But noooo. We gotta revere him for his slow reaction time?!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 time

Carl: Go down to the mall and buy me a half-dozen black graphic tees. The one with the wings and the barbed wire and they say Choke Out!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 zen

Angel: Where have I heard that one before? Maybe coming out of my own mouth when we were at the mall looking at the shirts?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 angel

Master Shake: Yes. Yes, of course. Thank you, Carl, for being there while I replenished your wardrobe with my dangerously overextended credit cards.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 war

Master Shake: Good idea, thanks man! I mean, I know that already! Now get out of your room so you can go be stupid somewhere else please jerkface!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 man

Master Shake: Well, angel, we meet again. But this time, it is I who possess the power. Isnt that right, Neil?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 time

Master Shake: Neelzebub, right. You may be interested to know that I purchased six cases of beer for Neelzebub and his underaged friends, and then I am going to drive them all to the Insane Clown Posse show.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 friends

Angel: Ill hypnotize you, then bite your neck, then set your head on fire theres, like, one -- one item in there is not necessary at all, and you can take your pick.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 fire

Neil: Its gonna take like a few minutes now, cause you werent standing still and you didnt have your hands up. So can you, like, drive us to the concert now?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 you

Angel: Wait, wait, wait. If hes sneaking out, how is his mom going to pick you up? Does he tell his mom hes sneaking out? Cause then its not really sneaking out, right?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 you

Neil: Well, Yeah, I said that, but um, my Dads an attorney, and he says you got to get everything in writing. Sorry.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 writing

Attorney: Mr. 2 Dope, perhaps you would care to read, for the ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the lyrics from your popular song Blacken Your Eyes?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 men

Shaggy 2 Dope: Filled your head with lead because I want you dead. Girly, girly bitch. You freaky freaky bitch.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 you

Violent J: Allow me to interject, please. We at Insane Clown Posse are very, very active in the community. We work with a number of local charities.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 work

Frylocks Voicemail: Waaasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! If you need to leave a message, just do so after the beep.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 age

Meatwad: Gee boy, Ive been trying, I mean usually when I want attention, I threaten suicide. And then I get ice cream.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 suicide

Kid Puppet: 100 Kisses from the angels on my tummy / 100 kisses from my Mommy when Im crummy / 100 sins leaves you dead within / 100 nails that pierce your skin! 100! 100!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 sin

Master Shake: You told me this was episode 3, which means Ive been doing episode 3 for eight freakin years!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 you

TV Exec: Actors just get, uh, so immersed in their characters that they lose track of time and space.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 time

Dana: Who fuckin asked you? I just did a voiceover for kitty litter that paid more than this piece of s*** has paid, and I get residuals!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 you

Dana: You are fired! And Ill see you jackals in another eight years! And Im gonna have another 50 ready! Open up the bank book, boys, cause Ill be back.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 book

Master Shake: Look, hes gonna resist it. You know how proud he is. Thats why I think we should frame him for murder!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 murder

Meatwad: Well, lets find some middle ground here. I mean, maybe we could have an intervention and then frame him for murder?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 murder

Master Shake: Look, you cant open a candy store and sell hamburgers out the back and be a scientist and an animal-trainer school. Just doesnt work.

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 work

Master Shake: Damn it! Listen, you semi-digital A-hole! I had those made in Hollywood! Im a member of the Union, and Im a trained professional! Now do your job sir!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 you

Master Shake: This is Episode 100, and if we finish this show, hell collect our epi-souls forever! I dont know–thats just what I think! Im speculating!

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 soul

Master Shake: Hello? The last nine years? These freakin Meatwad and Ignigokt beanies, which are still available at adultswimshop.com?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 hell

Meatwad: I just think its stupid that thats all I would say is my name. Like thats an exclaimation? Like that conveys any information?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 think

100: Can I at least take her into the woods, rape her, and behead her, possibly not even in that order?

— Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 7 rape

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