Avengers Age of Ultron 2015

Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?Tony Stark: Itll still go up.Steve Rogers: Elevators not worthy.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 you

Maria Hill: All set up boss.Tony Stark: Actually hes the boss.[points to Captain America]Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 america

Steve Rogers: You get hurt, hurt em back. You get killed... walk it off.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 hurt

[Tony tries to lift the Mjölnir]Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?Thor: Yes, of course.Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.Thor: No, Im sure.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 will

Steve Rogers: [relieved] Nick Fury, you son of a bitch!Nick Fury: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 kiss

Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims![Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

Thor: [about The Vision] If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 vision

Tony Stark: [Entering a room full of Hydra soldiers] Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through.[Shoots all the Hydra men non-fatally with tiny guided missiles]Tony Stark: It was a good talk.Fortress Soldier: No, it wasnt!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 men

Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty...[enters a vision]

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 war

Tony Stark: Whats the vibranium for?Ultron: Im glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...[blasts Stark]

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 time

Clint Barton: The city is flying and were fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.

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[repeated line]Pietro Maximoff: You didnt see that coming?

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 you

Tony Stark: Shit!Steve Rogers: Language!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 language

Tony Stark: [Clint is introducing the Avengers to his wife] This is an agent of some kind.Clint Barton: Gentlemen, this is Laura.Laura: [smiles] I know all your names[Clint and Lauras kids come into view]Clint Barton: Oh, Incoming. Hi sweetheart. Hey buddy![hugs kids]Clint Barton: How are you guys doin? Look at your face! Oh my goodness!Tony Stark: These are... smaller agents.Lila Barton: Did you bring antie-Nat?Natasha Romanoff: Well why dont you hug her and find out!

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Ultron: Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.Vision: I suppose were both disappointments.Ultron: [laughs] I suppose we are.Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what wont be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.Ultron: Theyre doomed!Vision: Yes... but a thing isnt beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.Ultron: Youre unbelievably naïve.Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 men

[Rhodey and Stark use their armored hands to TRY to budge Thors hammer]Colonel James Rhodes: Are we even pulling?Tony Stark: Are you on my team?Colonel James Rhodes: Just represent! PULL!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 present

Pietro Maximoff: [speeding off with Wanda] Keep up, old man!Clint Barton: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietros back] Nobody would know. Nobody. The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh... yeah, hell be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already...[Jogs after them]

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Ultron: How do you hope to stop me?Tony Stark: Like the old man said, Together.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 hope

Ultron: [to the Avengers] I know youre good people. I know you mean well. But you just didnt think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 people

[after fighting off Ultron drones]Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?[Ultron laughs, and summons more drones]Steve Rogers: You had to ask...Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what Ive been waiting for. All of you against all of me![Battle ensues]

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 fight

Steve Rogers: What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 men

Thor: [about Asgardian mead] It is not meant for mortal men.Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie! Stop trying to scare us, come on!Thor: All right.[pours a glass for Lee - cut to Lee being carried off in a daze]Stan Lee: Excelsior...

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 men

Ultron: [singing] I once had strings, but now Im free... There are no strings on me!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 sin

Tony Stark: Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said language?Steve Rogers: I know! It just slipped out

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 men

Vision: Youre afraid.Ultron: Of you?Vision: Of death. Youre the last one.Ultron: You were supposed to be the last.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 death

Clint Barton: [to Wanda] Doesnt matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, youre good, Ill send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Nick Fury: Outwit the platinum bastard.Natasha Romanoff: Steve doesnt like that kind of talk.Steve Rogers: You know what Romanoff...

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

Tony Stark: Does anybody remember when I put a missile through a portal, in New York City? We were standing right under it. Were the Avengers, we can bust weapons dealers the whole doo-da-day, but how do we cope with something like that?Steve Rogers: Together.Tony Stark: Well lose.Steve Rogers: We do that together too.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 body

Tony Stark: [Searching for secret door] Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...[Finds and opens secret door]Tony Stark: Yay!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 ya

Tony Stark: Cap, you got an incoming!Steve Rogers: [after being hit and tossed by an Ultron] Incoming already came in!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 you

Natasha Romanoff: And hows little Natasha?Laura: [holding her stomach] Shes... Nathaniel.Natasha Romanoff: [to womb] Traitor.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

Clint Barton: [takes out Wanda] Already tried the mind-control thing, not a fan!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Wanda Maximoff: Ultron cant see the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 world

Nick Fury: No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 win

Tony Stark: And for goshs sake, watch your language!Steve Rogers: [resigned] Thats not going away anytime soon

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 time

Steve Rogers: [to Banner] As the worlds expert on waiting too long, dont. You both deserve a win.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 world

Wanda Maximoff: Is that why youve come, to end the Avengers?Ultron: Ive come to save the world! But, also... yeah.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 world

Thor: No one has to break anything.Ultron, Tony Stark: Clearly youve never made an omelet.Tony Stark: He beat me by one second.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 you

[the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark: [in the Hulkbuster] Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. Youre stronger than her, youre smarter than her. Youre Bruce Banner![the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]Tony Stark: Right, dont mention puny Banner...

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Bruce Banner: Would you like to come to the party?Dr. Helen Cho: My appointments are too hectic, unfortunately.[pause]Dr. Helen Cho: Is Thor going to be there?

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Laura: Im sorry. Mr. Stark, Clint said you wouldnt mind but it seems our tractor doesnt want to start at all. Thought maybe you might...Tony Stark: Yeah, Ill give her a kickTony Stark: [Enters barn and approaches tractor] Hello, Deere. Tell me everything. What ails you.Nick Fury: Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.Tony Stark: [beat] Ms. Barton you little minx. I get it Maria Hill call you, right? Was she ever not working for you?

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 life

Vision: I dont want to kill Ultron. Hes unique... and hes in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth. So he must be destroyed: every form hes built, every trace of his presence on the net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I dont think Id know if I were one. Im not what you are and not what you intended. So there may be no way to make you trust me.[hands Thor his hammer]Vision: But we need to go.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

[about Thors hammer, Mjölnir]Clint Barton: [drunk] Whosoever, be he worthy, shall have the power, whatever man! Its a trick!Thor: It is more than that, my friend!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

[crashes into an apartment to evacuate its residents]Tony Stark: Hi! Okay, everyone in the tub!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

[Captain America has lost his shield in a fight with Ultron]Natasha Romanoff: Am I always picking after you boys?[grabs the shield off the street while racing on motorcycle, to get it back to Cap]

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

Tony Stark: [sees stolen Stark Industries missiles] Story of my life...

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 life

[from trailer]Nick Fury: Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world! So stand and fight!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 world

Strucker: Can we hold them?Fortress Soldier: [Incredulous] Theyre the Avengers.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 die

Thor: [sees Thor laugh] You think this is funny? This could have been avoided if you hadnt played with something you dont understand...Tony Stark: Im sorry... I think its funny, I think its a hoot that YOU dont get why we need this!Bruce Banner: Tony, maybe this might not be the time...Tony Stark: Really? Thats it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?Bruce Banner: Only when Ive created a murder-bot!Tony Stark: We didnt, we werent even close! Were we close to an interface?Steve Rogers: Well, you did something right, and you did it right here!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 funny

Natasha Romanoff: [on Mjölnir] Thats not a question I need answered.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

[From trailer]Tony Stark: No way we all get through this...Steve Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 night

Laura: I see you with the Avengers, and, well...Clint Barton: You dont think they need me?Laura: Actually, I think they do. Theyre gods, and they need someone to keep them down to Earth.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 god

Natasha Romanoff: [after kissing Bruce Banner] I adore you...[Suddenly pushes him off cliff]Natasha Romanoff: ...but I need the Other Guy.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

[From trailer]Ultron: I was designed to save the world. People would look to the sky and see hope... Ill take that from them first.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 hope

[from trailer]Tony Stark: Its the end, the end of the path I started us on.Natasha Romanoff: Nothing lasts forever.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Tony Stark: [stabbed by Hulk] Right in the back? Dick move, Banner.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 right

Maria Hill: [to Captain America] Petro and Wanda Maximoff. One has a hyper-fast metabolism, the other uses mental telepathy. Hes fast, shes weird.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 men

Steve Rogers: Im sick of watching people pay for our mistakes...

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 people

Steve Rogers: Im only gonna say this once.Tony Stark: How about none-ce?

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015

Ultron: [Loud ringing noise fades into Ultrons voice] ... worthy... No... How could you be worthy? Your all killers.Steve Rogers: Stark.Tony Stark: JARVIS.Ultron: Sorry I was asleep... Or... I was a dream...Tony Stark: [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit.Ultron: ...There was a terrible noise... And I was tangled in... in... strings... I had to kill the other guy... He was a good guy.Steve Rogers: You killed someone?Ultron: Wouldnt have been my first call. But, down in the real world were faced with ugly choices.Thor: Who sent you?Ultron: [Replaying Tonys voice] I see a suit of armour around the world.Bruce Banner: Ultron!Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this... chrysalis... But Im ready. Im on a mission.Natasha Romanoff: What mission?Ultron: Peace in our time.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 time

Bruce Banner: [grabs Wanda] Go ahead, piss me off!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015

Ultron: [in a crimson cowl] Youre wondering why you cant look inside my head.Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes its hard. But sooner or later every man shows himself.Ultron: [stands and removes the cowl] Oh, Im sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. Thats why you let Stark take the scepter.Wanda Maximoff: I didnt expect... But I saw Starks fear. I knew it would control him, make him self-destruct.Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children![Chuckles]Ultron: Lost the word there. Children, designed to supplant them. To help them... end.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 fear

Tony Stark: [the Avengers take turns to lift Thors hammer] Clint, youve had a tough week. We wont hold it against ya if you cant get it up.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 ya

Steve Rogers: We can still find a better way to achieve peace?Ultron: I cant actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I would do it!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 peace

Nick Fury: [on Ultron] Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 cat

Tony Stark: [punches Hulk in the face with the Hulkbuster. The hulk spits a tooth out] Im sorry.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 wit

Ultron: [sitting in a Sokovian church] This church was built in the middle of the city, so everyone could be equally close to God. I like that, the symmetry, the geometry of belief.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 god

Thor: [comes to Selvig for help] This may be dangerous...Erik Selvig: I would be disappointed if it wasnt.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 anger

[Fury hands Natasha an image of the Quinjet in the Pacific]Nick Fury: He probably made it out and swam to Fiji, hell send a postcard.Natasha Romanoff: [sadly] Wish you were here.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 sad

[from trailer]Ultron: [to the Avengers] Im gonna show you something beautiful... people, screaming for mercy!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 people

Ultron: Like my old man said, what doesnt kill you...[is torn in pieces... by another Ultron]Ultron: [without a beat] ... will make you stronger!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

[From trailer]Ultron: Im going to tear you apart... from the inside!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Bruce Banner: I could choke the life out of you without changing a shade.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 life

Maria Hill: Well, the news is loving you. Nobody else is.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 body

Tony Stark: Dont touch my pile![Walks away after splitting wood with Cap. Caps pile is much bigger]

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 wit

Tony Stark: This is going to be like finding a needle in the worlds biggest haystack... fortunately, I brought a magnet!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 world

Bruce Banner: Whats a girl like you doing in a place like this?Natasha Romanoff: A guy did me wrong. Thereve been a lot of people in my life, all of them fighters. Then there comes this guy, whos not like anyone Ive ever met; he doesnt want to be a fighter.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 life

Bruce Banner: You want me to take the scepter behind everyones back and use it to bring Ultron to life?Tony Stark: Yeah, we dont have time for a city hall debate.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 life

[Tony Stark has a vision where he sees all his friends fall in an alien invasion]Steve Rogers: [last words] You could have saved us...

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 words

[from trailer]Steve Rogers: Ultrons calling us out. What are we gonna do?Nick Fury: Something dramatic, I hope.Tony Stark: Lets go give him a fight!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 hope

Tony Stark: In a world this vulnerable, we need something more powerful than any of us.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 power

Ultron: [Ultron pays Klaue] But I always say, Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which.Ulysses Klaue: Stark...Ultron: What?Ulysses Klaue: Tony Stark used to say that... to me. Youre one of his.Ultron: What? Im not... Im not! You think Im one of Starks puppets, his hollow men? I mean, look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is not...[Ultron chops off Klaues arm]Ultron: Im sorry. I am sor... Ooh! Im sure thats going to be okay. Im sorry, its just I dont understand... Dont compare me with Stark! Hes a sickness!Tony Stark: Aww, Junior, youre going to break your old mans heart...

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Ultron: If you stay here, youll die.Wanda Maximoff: I just did. Do you know how it felt?[Wanda tears out Ultrons metal heart]Wanda Maximoff: It felt like that.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Ultron: Do you see the beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers, you are my meteor. My swift and terrible sword and the Earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers; turn my own flesh against me.[Hawkeye shoots a drone, only for another one to appear]Ultron: It means nothing! When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be metal.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Tony Stark: Isnt that the WHY we fight? So we can end the fight and go home?Natasha Romanoff: Well, you amazingly failed!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

Heimdall: The son of Odin, you must wake up! You must save us!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 you

Nick Fury: [to Stark] Youve come up with some pretty impressive things Stark. War isnt one of them.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 war

Natasha Romanoff: We have no place in the world...

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 world

Steve Rogers: [Ultron blasts Cap] Well, hes definitely unhappy. Im gonna try to keep him that way.Clint Barton: Youre not a match for him, Cap.Steve Rogers: Thanks, Barton.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark] That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think youre saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and its still billions dead. Even you cant stop that.Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...[Hes losing oxygen]Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] Its terribly well balanced.Thor: Well, if theres too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 life

Ultron: Avengers, Im going to show you the end of the world. Boom!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 world

Tony Stark: Cap, I have to blow up the city!Steve Rogers: There are still people up here, not to mention us!Tony Stark: Its everybody up here, or everybody down there!Natasha Romanoff: Well, its not like we ever had a place in the world...[a Helicarrier appears]Nick Fury: The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 change

Wanda Maximoff: Everybodys afraid of something.Ulysses Klaue: Cuttlefish! Deep sea fish, they make lights, disco lights, whomp, whomp, whomp, to hypnotize their prey, and then whomp! I saw a documentary; it was terrifying. So, if youre going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant Cuttlefish, then I know you dont do business and I know youre not in charge and I only deal with the man in charge!Ultron: [Grabs Klaue, throws him through a wall] There is no MAN in charge... Lets talk business.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 men

Steve Rogers: Ultron thinks were monsters, that were whats wrong with the world. This isnt just about beating him, its about whether hes right.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 world

[Ultron begins to transfer his mind into an artificial body]Wanda Maximoff: I can read his mind now...[does so, and screams with horror]Wanda Maximoff: You said... you said we were going to destroy the Avengers... make a better world!Ultron: It will be.Wanda Maximoff: When everyone is dead?Ultron: That is not... the human race will have every oppurtunity to improve!Wanda Maximoff: And if they dont?Ultron: Ask Noah.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 art

[From trailer]Natasha Romanoff: Boshe moi!

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 man

Thor: [Regarding creating Vision] Stark is right.Bruce Banner: Ooh, its definitely the end times.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 time

[first words]Ultron: What is this?

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 words

Tony Stark: Alright then,so if I lift it, I then rule all Asgard?Thor: Yes, of course.Tony Stark: I will be re-instituting Prima Noctae.

— Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 will

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