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Batman 1989

Alfred Pennyworth: I have no wish to fill my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.
Batman 1989 friends
Eddie: Hey, lets beat it, man. I dont like it up here.Nic: What are ya, scared of heights?Eddie: I dont know. After what happened to Johnny Gobs...Nic: Hey, look, man. Johnny Gobs got ripped and took a walk off a roof, all right? No big loss.Eddie: No man... that aint what I heard at all. I heard that the Bat got him.Nic: The Bat? Aw man, give me a break, will ya?Eddie: Five stories straight down. There wasnt no blood in the body.Nic: No shit. It was all over the pavement.
Batman 1989 men
Joker: [shows up unexpectedly at Vickis place] Miss me? Nice place youve got here. Lots of space. Uh, Vicki, weve really got to have a talk. Im very upset. We were having dinner. I was a man doing well with a beautiful woman. And without so much as an apology, you ran off with that sideshow phony.
Batman 1989 man
[the Batwing is flying at Joker]The Joker: Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!
Batman 1989 you
The Joker: Bruce... Wayne, nest-ce pas?Bruce Wayne: Most of the time.
Batman 1989 time
The Joker: Into the air, Junior Birdman! Missed me!
Batman 1989 man
Joker: Have you shipped a million of those things?Scientist at Axis Chemicals: Yes sir!Joker: Ship em ALL! Were gonna take em out a WHOLE NEW DOOR!
Batman 1989 you
The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?Bruce Wayne: What?The Joker: I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it.[shoots him]
Batman 1989 light
Vicki Vale: What do you want?The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.Vicki Vale: You must be joking.The Joker: Do I look like Im joking?
Batman 1989 you
The Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Batman 1989 wonder
[Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building]Nic: Dont kill me! Dont kill me, man! Dont kill me! Dont kill me, man!Batman: Im not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.Nic: What are you?Batman: Im Batman.
Batman 1989 friends
The Joker: Never rub another mans rhubarb.
Batman 1989 man
Bruce Wayne: I know who you are. Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people.The Joker: I like him already.[laughs]Bruce Wayne: Now you know the problem was... he got sloppy. You know? Crazy. He started to lose it. He had a head full of bad wiring, I guess.[Walks towards the fireplace]Bruce Wayne: Couldnt keep it straight up here.[Points to his head]Bruce Wayne: He was the kind of guy who couldnt hear the train until it was 2 feet from him.The Joker: Hmm.[Smiles and nods his head]Bruce Wayne: You know what happened to this guy, Jack?The Joker: [Shakes his head]Bruce Wayne: Well... he made mistakes. Then he had his[grabs a poker and smashes a vase]Bruce Wayne: LIGHTS OUT! Now you wanna get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts.
Batman 1989 war
Vicki Vale: [distracting Joker] Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, youre so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.Batman: Excuse me.[Joker looks]Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?[punches him]
Batman 1989 love
The Joker: [fuming] Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
Batman 1989 world
Vicki Vale: A lot of people think youre as dangerous as the Joker.Batman: Hes psychotic.Vicki Vale: Some people say the same thing about you.Batman: What people?Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, lets face it. Youre not exactly normal, are you?Batman: Its not exactly a normal world, is it?
Batman 1989 people
Grissom: That you, sugar bumps?[turns around to see a man]Grissom: Who the hell are you?Joker: Its me, Sugar bumps.Grissom: Jack? Oh, oh, thank God youre alive! I heard youd been...Joker: Fried? Is that what you heard? You set me up over a woman. A *woman*! You must be insane.[Grissom goes for his gun]Joker: Dont bother.Grissom: Your life wont be worth spit!Joker: Ive been dead once already. Its very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy.Grissom: Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal.Joker: Jack? Jack is dead, my friend.[steps into the light]Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, Im a lot happier.[laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom]
Batman 1989 life
The Joker: [talking to a gargoyle] What are you laughin at?
Batman 1989 you
Batman: Im going to kill you!The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasnt easy to get over, and dont think that I didnt try.Batman: I know you did.[punches him again]
Batman 1989 man
The Joker: [reciting his poem to Vicki] Im only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside Im really crying / You might join me for a weep.
Batman 1989 poem
Joker: I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the worlds first fully functioning homicidal artist.
Batman 1989 art
The Joker: Havent you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
Batman 1989 power
[about one of his suits of armor]Bruce Wayne: Its Japanese.Knox: How do you know?Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.
Batman 1989 you
Alexander Knox: The rich. You know why theyre so odd? Because they can afford to be.
Batman 1989 you
Batman: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.Vicki Vale: Oh really!Batman: Lets go.
Batman 1989 man
Bruce Wayne: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people.The Joker: I like him already.
Batman 1989 people
Commissioner Jim Gordon: This is Commissioner Gordon! I want him taken alive! I repeat: Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier will answer to me!
Batman 1989 man
Jack Napier: Why, Eckhardt, you oughta think about the future.Eckhardt: You mean when you run this show? You aint got no future, Jack! Youre an A-1 nut boy and Grissom knows it![Jack pushes Eckhardt against the wall, and Eckhardt whips out his gun. Bob steps up from behind Jack with his gun pointed at Eckhardt]Jack Napier: Better be sure.[Eckhardts lowers his gun]Jack Napier: See? You can make a good decision when you try.[he chuckles as he and Bob walk away]
Batman 1989 future
Joker: Hello, Vinny. Its your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
Batman 1989 time
Joker: [sees Bruce Wayne enter the room] Well, Miss Vale, another rooster in the henhouse.
Batman 1989
Rotelli: Whats with that stupid grin?The Joker: Lifes been good to me.
Batman 1989 life
The Joker: Sometimes I just kill myself!
Batman 1989 time
The Joker: The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!
Batman 1989
Vicki Vale: Youre insane!Joker: I thought I was a Pisces.
Batman 1989 thought

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