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Boat Trip 2002

[having found out theyre on a gay cruise, Nick is trying to get himself and Jerry off the ship]Nick Ragoni: Excuse me, how do I get off really fast?Man on Deck: Try the Hole in One Room.Nick Ragoni: [to himself] Im starting to think thats not a real driving range. In fact, Im CONVINCED OF IT!
— Boat Trip 2002 art
[finding out he was on a gay cruise]Nick Ragoni: I wonder how many people made the same mistake as I did[looks around]Nick Ragoni: NO ONE! SHIT!
— Boat Trip 2002 people
Felicia: Be careful with those briefcases, theyre worth more than what you make in a year!
— Boat Trip 2002 you
Game Show Host: And how about you, Bachelor #3? Whats the most unusual place that *you* ever made love?Bachelor #3: Inside a woman.
— Boat Trip 2002 love
Lloyd Faversham: My name is Faversham. Lloyd Faversham.
— Boat Trip 2002
Lloyd Faversham: Would you like a bite of my sausage?[bites sausage]Lloyd Faversham: In England, we call them bangers.
— Boat Trip 2002 anger
Nick Ragoni: [after seeing the Swedish Bikini Team on board] I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.Man on Deck: Sure, my pleasure.[pinchs Nick on the butt]Nick Ragoni: Ow! I didnt say on my ass!Man on Deck: You didnt *not* say it!Nick Ragoni: I didnt think I had to specify! Jesus!
— Boat Trip 2002 dream
[after Nick insults him]Lloyd Faversham: [flirtatiously] How do you know I love to be humiliated.
— Boat Trip 2002 love
Lloyd Faversham: Well then, you must try the Hole in One room.Jerry Robinson: They have an onboard driving range?Lloyd Faversham: Some of the men there do swing some very large clubs.
— Boat Trip 2002 men
Lloyd Faversham: We must get together sometime. Go for a midnight swim. Do whatever feels right. That is what a gay cruise is all about.Nick Ragoni: [as realization sinks in] I see. Did you hear that, Jer? Whatever we feel like, we can do it. Because its a gay cruise, Jer. Not a bi cruse, its a gay cruise! Capital G, capital A, capital Y-M-C-A gay cruise!
— Boat Trip 2002 time
[about his controlling fiancée]Jerry Robinson: Now the only thing I have to decide for the rest of my life is if I want to be buried or cremated. Nope, Im being buried next to Felicia... she told me this morning.
— Boat Trip 2002 life
Jerry Robinson: How could you think Im GAY?
— Boat Trip 2002 you
Nick Ragoni: How gay can a breakfast buffet be?
— Boat Trip 2002 gay
Felicia: What were you thinking about when we were making love, Jerry? Cabana boys?
— Boat Trip 2002 love

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