Brian Regan
I met this woman, I couldve sworn she was pregnant, let me tell ya. I believe the rule is, dont guess at that ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever. Something like that. I dont have enough evers memorized. I said, Hey, whens that BABY due? You ever feel a word comin out but its too late to stop it? Whens that BABY due? BABY! What baby? Uhhhat the zoo, the pandas. I knew they were havin one just thought maybe we could talk about it, if you want. Talk about the fluffy zoo animals. That they.. I hear they got them over there I guess we could talk about or go pet them if you want. Have you ever guessed someones gender wrong? Theres no recovering from that. You just gotta move on, cause you aint wigglin out of anything. Hey, uh, excuse me, Sir? MAAM Okay. K bye! Bye, human. Bye, person. Nice to meet you, individual! — Brian Regan man How many outs Brian? GRAPE! Im gonna get grape, or cherry. Theyre both favorites, so either one is good, but if they have both, Ill get grape, because grape is a little more favorite. But if they dont have grape its like alright its fine, cause cherrys favorite anyway. Its like another favorite, but not as much. Not as much favorite. But theyre both good. Theyre both good. The second baseman was always tryin to help me out. Hey, Brian move that way a little. Okay. I dont know what gave him the authority to tell me that. Oh, here? Oh, right here? Oh, over there, okay. This is where I was! I remember hed always tell me. Two away, Brian! Two away! Uhhh..okay. Brian! Two away! You too! — Brian Regan man I was a pretty stupid kid I used to get talked into making prank calls, you know? My older brother and some friends were just standing around me: Okay, Brian, make some prank calls. Make some prank calls. And Id get all nervous, and mess em up. Uhhm, do you have frog legs? No, no, do you serve em!?! No, do you have em? Youre stupid! Brian, relax, man, you got to relax when ya make da prank calls. Do another one! Concentrate. Is your refrigerator running? Its not!?!? Ohhohohhwhispers Its not..! Its not..! Oh, no, its not! Okay, you have a good day, now; you take luck Brian, do this one, read it, so you dont mess it up! Do you have Prince Albert in the can? You do? Well, then you better take him out, because he is Uhh suff-oh-cot-ting. He wants to know what that is- Hang up!! Youre stupid!! You stupid person!!! — Brian Regan friends Im actually kinda quiet off stage, a lotta people dont realize that, I was at a dinner party recently, a bunch of people that I dont know, one guy talking plenty for everybody, Me myself right and then I and then myself and mee me I couldnt tell this one about I cause I was talking about myself and Me-- MEeee-- MEEee- MEEEEE-- MEEEEEEEEEEE! MEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Beware the Me Monster. So I tried to jump in with a little story, I dont just want to sit there the whole night. Right when Im done with my story this guy goes, That aint nothing. Oh, well, didnt mean to waste everybodys time, telling my nothing story. Here, let Marco Polo speak, hes back with tales of adventure. — Brian Regan war You ever say a phrase you say all the time at the wrong time, feel like a complete idiot? Something like, You, too. You, too. I was getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, Hey, have a nice flight. You, too. You, too. You have a nice flight, too - in case you ever fly some day.
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