Castle TV series

Richard Castle: And thanks to my friendship with the mayor, I get to be on her case. Id be happy to let you spank me. And together, we catch killers. We make a pretty good team, you know? Like Starsky and Hutch; Turner and Hooch!

— Castle TV series friendship

Castle: When I was your age I can’t tell that story, it’s wildly inappropriate, which oddly is my point. Don’t you want to have wildly inappropriate stories that you can’t tell your children?

— Castle TV series children

Castle: Life should be an adventure. Do you want to know why I killed Derek? There were no more surprises. I knew exactly what was going to happen every moment of every scene. It’s just like these parties they become so predictable, ‘I’m your biggest fan, where do you get your ideas’.

— Castle TV series life

Beckett: Mr Castle, you’ve got quite a rap sheet for a bestselling author. Disorderly conduct, resisting arrest.

— Castle TV series author

Castle: Yeah, and you always come to a complete stop at a red light and you never fudge your taxes. Tell me something: do you ever have any fun? Let your hair down? Drop your top? A little cops gone wild?

— Castle TV series light

Montgomery: Rick Castle. Seems hes found the main character for his next set of novels: a tough but savvy female detective.

— Castle TV series character

Beckett: Sir, he is like a nine-year-old on a sugar rush, totally incapable of taking anything seriously.

— Castle TV series

Montgomery: But he did help solve this case. And when the mayors happy, the commissioners happy. And when the commissioners happy, Im happy.

— Castle TV series happy

Castle: Hard to say, when I’m writing a new character there’s no saying when inspiration might strike.

— Castle TV series writing

Castle: Well, apparently, in an actual homicide, they dont know who did it until the guy gets caught.

— Castle TV series

Police rep: Mr. Castle, be advised: if you get injured following Detective Beckett to research your next novel, you cannot sue the city. If you get shot, you cannot sue the city. If you get killed

— Castle TV series novel

Beckett: Mrs. Peterson? Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. I was wondering if I could ask you some questions about Sarah Manning.

— Castle TV series man

Beckett: Right. You, James Patterson and the rest of the times best seller list. No thank you Castle, little to rich for my blood.

— Castle TV series time

Castle: Reading the paper? You are going to lose all of your wired teen hyper texting nano gizmo street cred.

— Castle TV series reading

Castle: Oh, I’ve been kicked out of all of New York’s finer educational institutions at least once. The irony is, now that I’m rich and famous, they all claim me as alum and want money

— Castle TV series education

Martha: Introduction to life coaching. It’s always been my desire to make a difference, whether on stage or off. And I have had cards made.

— Castle TV series life

Castle: Did you know in the original Greek, tragedy literally means goat song? I know, doesnt make any sense to me either, but whatever that first story was, I cant help but think, bad things must have happened to that goat.

— Castle TV series hate

Ryan: Youre telling me youve lived in New York your whole life, and youve never scored a piece of roadkill?

— Castle TV series life

Ryan: Its an accepted practice, bro. Youre done with your old stuff, you leave it on the street for those less fortunate. Artists, students, former hedge-fund managers its trickle-down economics at its finest.

— Castle TV series art

Castle: Killer probably heard about the feud between the two of them and tried to shift suspicion, which is stupid, because without the rug, it would’ve just looked like a mugging gone wrong.

— Castle TV series wit

Esposito: Well, four years between murders. One’s a popsicle, one just got popped. How could they possibly be connected?

— Castle TV series murder

Castle: Maybe he and his wife got into something they couldn’t get out of. Maybe something to do with a drug habit.

— Castle TV series wit

Castle: Maybe he finally figured out what happened to his wife and was about to go the police with it.

— Castle TV series wit

Wyler: Look, I’m truly sorry about what happened to Melanie. But what was I supposed to do? Keep paying for the rest of my life?

— Castle TV series life

Castle: You could just leave it like this. Sams dead. The captains happy. Those kids look pretty happy.

— Castle TV series happy

Beckett: Thats the difference between a novel and the real world, Castle. A cop doesnt get to decide how the story ends.

— Castle TV series world

Castle: I had sex with my ex-wife this morning. My first ex-wife. Meredith, Alexis mom. And shes thinking about moving back to New York. Do you know what that would mean to me? That would be a very special brand of hell: the hell of a deep-fried Twinkie.

— Castle TV series sex

Castle: Yeah, the guilty pleasure that you know is bad for you so you only do it once, maybe twice a year for the novelty,

— Castle TV series novel

Meredith:Oh, Beckett. Your new muse. Alexis told me all about it, and I simply had to stop by. You know, I was his inspiration once.

— Castle TV series inspiration

Martha: And this whole theater thing, it’s ridiculous. You know, she hasn’t landed a role in months. Uh-huh. That’s right. I made a couple of calls. Why do you think she’s moving back to New York? She can’t get arrested in LA!

— Castle TV series art

Castle: Hmm. You know I, uh, came down to ask you if I could, uhhh, take home some of those stolen property photos.

— Castle TV series home

Castle: Actually, Mother’s game isn’t really Texas Hold ’Em. It’s strip poker. Keeps things humming along, if you know what I mean.

— Castle TV series mother

Sorenson: You never told him how you stood in line for an hour just to get your book signed? How his novels got you through your mothers death?

— Castle TV series death

Castle: Yeah, he’s like the male you. Yin needs Yang, not another Yin. Yin-Yang is harmony. Yin-Yin isa name for a panda.

— Castle TV series ya

Castle: Oh, come on! She says hes quiet, he keeps to himself, and he lives with his parents. Tell me that doesnt sound like a serial killer to you!

— Castle TV series self

Castle: You know, the time-honored hazing that goes on in those few moments we share, where he and I are alone, just before my daughter descends the stairs.

— Castle TV series time

Ryan: Checked my wallet for condoms, showed me his gun collection, my hands were shaking so bad I could barely put on the corsage.

— Castle TV series ya

Martha: Nothing you say will change how we feel. What men don’t understand is the right clothes, the right shoes, the right make up, it hides the flaws we think we have, and make us look beautiful to our selves, that’s what makes us look beautiful to others.

— Castle TV series art

Castle: As the sun set on the mean streets of the naked city, I could feel my luck was about to change. The killer was caught, my case was closed, and hanging on my arm was the dame of my dreams.

— Castle TV series dreams

Castle: I can tell you this: Any relationship that lasts longer than a breath mint is gonna have challenges, but if a relationship doesn’t work out, it’s usually not because of the challenges, it’s usually because the relationship wasn’t strong enough to begin with. Does this help?

— Castle TV series work

Castle: I never thought this day would come. Not only can we prove Tyson is alive, but we have him in custody.

— Castle TV series thought

Castle: Well, then, what was his motive for murder, Detective Esposito? Kyle sold insurance. He had no criminal record. There’s no evidence he even knew our victim.

— Castle TV series murder

Montgomery: No. The man ate bacon with every meal. But, next morning, I went over there, fixed that window. And you know why?

— Castle TV series man

Montgomery: We speak for the dead. That’s the job. We are all they’ve got once the wicked rob them of their voices. We owe them that. But we don’t owe them our lives.

— Castle TV series live

Agent Shaw: Just writing you a note. Dunn is being transported to The Tombs, where hell enjoy his stay in the Intensive Management Unit with the states most dangerous criminals.

— Castle TV series writing

Alexis: Oh! And my German teacher, Fraulein Sonnenberg wanted me to tell you, auf Deutsch, “Du hast Sexappeal.” She’s two years from ordering off the senior menu, but here’s her number, too.

— Castle TV series sex

Alexis: You act like this is all about her. But you were standing right next to her; you could have been shot. Hell, I could have been shot! You need to grow up, dad. Youre a writer, not a cop. Stop pretending.

— Castle TV series writer

Beckett: amused Men. You all wanna know, but you don’t wanna know. Listen, every woman has her secrets, including Jenny. And sometimes, for the sake of a relationship, it is better not to share.

— Castle TV series time

Beckett: And youre always gonna be a victim. You think that hiding behind a username and killing is going to change that? That wont get you respect. Youre always gonna be the same pathetic loser that

— Castle TV series change

Beckett: Castle, what we are looking for is not a zombie, but a very smart criminal who murdered David Lock and is now making our only witness look crazy. And he also dressed up in makeup and a costume to hide his identity.

— Castle TV series art

Beckett: I was my own private Vietnam. Our place smelled of hairspray, perfume and cigarettes. I’m surprised that we didn’t spontaneously combust.

— Castle TV series pray

Beckett: Oh, Jeez, Castle, I havent even had my coffee yet - he hands her a cup of coffee Thank you.

— Castle TV series you

Beckett: Oh yeah, and your ex-wife called. She said that you’ve been avoiding her because you’re late delivering your manuscript of Naked Heat. That’s a catchy title. When were you gonna tell me?

— Castle TV series man

Beckett: Rina used to baby-sit Alexis, fellas. So, as far as Big Rick here is concerned, she might as well be wearing a chastity belt.

— Castle TV series alex

Castle: Because she’s rewriting history. My history. Trust me, I lived through it. She’s making it sound like it’s her own personal fairy tale.

— Castle TV series writing

Castle: Even as a hostage, I help you solve murders. Beckett, I think I think you have the perfect partner.

— Castle TV series art

Castle: Hitched? No, I didn’t say hitched. I said cuffed. Handcuffed, not hitched. He helps her into her jacket. The colloquial or any other connotation or meaning.

— Castle TV series meaning

Castle: Ive spent a lot of time over the past few days thinking about how I got here. The long hours. The blank pages. Most people think that writing is a solitary profession, that we spend our days in our imaginary worlds, fighting, loving, dying.

— Castle TV series writing

Castle: Kate, were never gonna find the truth if were dead. Were not running away. We are surviving, okay? Were living to fight another day.

— Castle TV series truth

Castle: Look, I tried everything to get away. I-I hid under the counter. I was hiding in the bathroom. At one point I tried to pull a Cape Fear up under the piano.

— Castle TV series fear

Castle: Ooh. You would look great on a Segway. You know, Beckett, you dont have to decide right away.

— Castle TV series you

Castle: Pierson Club? That’s high society, that’s crème de la crème. My money goes in banks, their money buys banks.

— Castle TV series money

Castle: She was thrown against the ceiling? That is a superhuman feat, bordering on physically impossible.

— Castle TV series man

Castle: There’s this whole adult role playing subculture obsessed with fairy tales. Kate looks at him. Not that kind of adult role playing, although, there is that one too.

— Castle TV series culture

Castle: To Beckett A girl wearing a red outfit in the middle of the woods, claw marks on her face. Am I the only one who is seeing this? Beckett is puzzled She is Little Red Riding Hood.

— Castle TV series law

Castle: Well, as a connoisseur of carny food, theres only one amusement park that has both fried clams and funnel cake, and that park is

— Castle TV series men

Castle: Well, I went a little Daddy Dearest on Alexis. And it got me thinking, if I can go this crazy over a violin teacher, how crazy would I go if my daughter was about to marry a scam artist? Crazy enough to kill, maybe?

— Castle TV series art

Castle: You know, her first day at preschool, I hid outside in the bushes all day just to make sure she was all right.

— Castle TV series school

Castle: You remember the girl with the red hair? Im her father. Please know, I will do whatever it takes to get her back. The police outside are my friends my daughters friends too. So its just you and me.

— Castle TV series friends

Damian: Wow, this is It is pretty overwhelming. I got a plane to catch, so maybe we should just talk about this later.

— Castle TV series cat

Esposito: Hey, caught a break on that stalker. Couple of nights ago, Shauna filed a harassment complaint. Apparently, three days ago, a guy confronted Shauna on her way home from work. Said the lives of half the people on the planet were at stake.

— Castle TV series people

Esposito: Well, I was thinking the same thing, but CSU also says that the bite marks weren’t made by Charlie’s teeth.

— Castle TV series thinking

Fallon: Is that what you think you are? A patriot? There’s a word for people like you, it’s not “patriot.” It’s “traitor”.

— Castle TV series people

Jenkins: Or youre going to find out the truth. And you said you didnt want to remember. We went to great lengths to make sure that you didnt. But if you keep looking

— Castle TV series truth

Jim Beckett: Your mother always said that life never delivers anything that we can’t handle. I mean, she lived by that, you know. Called it “Johanna’s Immutable Law of the Universe.” And for years, I thought she was wrong. Because I couldn’t handle losing her. Now, I can almost hear her whisper, “I told you so.”

— Castle TV series life

Jordan: Detective, the gods in the marble halls have sent me here to catch a killer, which I will do with or without your help. Okay? Now, can I see the body?

— Castle TV series god

Lanie: I am your maid of honor. I havent had a carb in months just in case I had to put that damn dress back on.

— Castle TV series honor

Martha: I think you should be honest with yourself about why youre doing this. You had written 22 novels before you met her, and you didnt need to spend every day in a police station in order to finish them.

— Castle TV series art

Martha: Oh, darling, of course you are. It’s just, you know, it’s first love. It’s magical, ethereal. It defies logic.

— Castle TV series love

Mr. Hodges: Well, she and I shared a cab that day, and it dropped her off at a building off the West Side Highway. Well, Ill tell you this, Pam took a big step up.

— Castle TV series you

Simmons: Rich bitch from uptown on safari in the Heights. Somebody should’ve warned her not to feed or tease the animals.

— Castle TV series war

Slaughter: Speaking of partners, I’ve seen pictures of yours. She’s smoking hot. You’re tapping her, right?

— Castle TV series art

Warburg: Those new drones would turn that car to ash without hesitation. That’s why, when lives are at stake, we need a man who sees roses. We need the human factor.

— Castle TV series war

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