Charlies Angels 2000

[one of Alexs muffins is embedded in the door]Bosley: What do you call this?Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.Bosley: Thats not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.

— Charlies Angels 2000 funny

Chad: Is it the eggs?Dylan: Its not the eggs.Chad: Is it the boat?Dylan: No, its not the boat, I have to go though.Chad: Is it the Chad?Dylan: It might be the Chad.Chad: The Chad... Its the Chad![Chad falls into the water]

— Charlies Angels 2000 water

Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?

— Charlies Angels 2000 man

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: theyre brilliant, theyre beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

— Charlies Angels 2000 women

Charlie: Good morning, angels.Dylan, Natalie, Alex: Good morning, Charlie!

— Charlies Angels 2000 good

Chad: The Chad... is stuck.

— Charlies Angels 2000

Roger Corwin: Youre very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.Alex: Thanks for the offer but my hands arent going anywhere near your staff.

— Charlies Angels 2000 good

Vivian Wood: Never send a man to do a womans job.

— Charlies Angels 2000 man

Natalie: I have to go. I cant explain now but will you call me tomorrow?Pete: Sure.[Natalie runs off. Runs back, kisses him and runs off again. Pete turns to the bouncers]Bouncer: Oh, you bad!Bouncer: Yeah, you bad!Pete: Finally you guys warm up a little.

— Charlies Angels 2000 war

[ordering at the drive through]Dylan: Ill have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

Chad: Starfish, I would just like to say that Im honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think youre very pretty and... (sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?Dylan: No the Chad was great.Chad: The Chad was great.

— Charlies Angels 2000 work

[Natalie, Dylan, Alex, and Chad are on a boat]Natalie: Hey Chad, does this thing go any faster? Were kind of in a hurry, and I could really open her up, and if you wanted me to drive.[turns to Dylan]Natalie: I could drive, right?Chad: Im sorry, friend of Starfish, but theres only one captain of this love boat. That captain is me. The Chad.Natalie: The Chad.[both Natalie and Dylan are giggling]Natalie: Chad, captain of the love boat-Chad: [correcting Natalie] *The* Chad.Natalie: Were kind of in a hurry.Chad: [repeating] *The* Chad.

— Charlies Angels 2000 love

Alex: Jason, I havent been honest with you; Im not a bikini waxer!

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

Alex: All right, lets get one thing straight between us.Jason Gibbons: Go ahead. Were way past keeping secrets at this point.Alex: This is gonna be long, hard and rough.Jason Gibbons: Sometimes when its rough I just get there faster.Alex: If you dont diffuse this bomb, Logan, LA is gonna become a new underwater attraction.Jason Gibbons: Which wire? The red one or the blue one?Alex: Bump bump baah.Jason Gibbons: That is not helping.Alex: Ooh, my muffins.Jason Gibbons: This is stupid. Why wouldnt I just yank the wire.Alex: No honey, the real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.Jason Gibbons: Wow! You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.Alex: Isnt it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?

— Charlies Angels 2000 time

Natalie: Wheres Knox? Is he OK?Dylan: Hes fine. Hes the bad guy.

— Charlies Angels 2000 lie

Alex: Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.[whip]Dylan: [quietly] Ow.Alex: You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?Red Star Systems Techie: I said the coke machine should be free.Alex: Why?Red Star Systems Techie: Because caffeine helps us program.

— Charlies Angels 2000 war

Dylan: And thats kicking your ass!

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

[Vivian Wood steals Natalies cell phone from her while shes talking to her friend Pete]Vivian Wood: Is this the famous Charlie?Pete: No, this is Pete.

— Charlies Angels 2000 lies

Eric Knox: Youre a woman, youve got female intuition, *and* youre a detective... and you didnt know this was going to happen?

— Charlies Angels 2000 man

Alex: What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

Alex: Theyre not Chinese, theyre not fighting, theyre blueberry!

— Charlies Angels 2000 fight

Alex: Flip your hair.Natalie: What?Alex: Flip your goddamn hair.

— Charlies Angels 2000 god

Alex: Lets see if I can win the teddy bear!

— Charlies Angels 2000 win

Pete: Ill get tickets.Natalie: I love tickets!

— Charlies Angels 2000 love

Alex: Oh, my God, youre hit!Jason Gibbons: No, its nothing. I mean the squibs hurt a little when they go off but... what happened to my trailer?Alex: JasonJason Gibbons: Were you in there while that happened? I mean, look at it!Alex: Jason, I havent been completely honest with you. Im not a bikini waxer.Jason Gibbons: Bummer. I mean... that was kind of a turn on.

— Charlies Angels 2000 god

Bosley: And I had a really long talk with a squirrel one time, longer in fact than I can with most people.

— Charlies Angels 2000 time

Eric Knox: I gotta go torture and kill your boss.

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

Roger Corwin: He said what? Over my dead body? I can accept those terms.

— Charlies Angels 2000 body

Jason Gibbons: So when do I get to meet this Charlie.Alex: Well, Charlies not a very social person.Jason Gibbons: But Charlies a chick right? I mean, shes definitely a woman?

— Charlies Angels 2000 lies

Bouncer: Hey you! You wanna dance on stage?Natalie, Pete: Us? Yeah!Bouncer: No. Stage is for the ladies.Natalie: Oh, then you know what? Im just gonna find a place on the floor.Pete: [to bouncer] Wait a minute![to Natalie]Pete: This is like Soul Trains highest honor, I am NOT gonna sit here and let you NOT go up there so yeah, shell go.Natalie: Really? Cause Ive always wanted to go up there.Pete: Have a great time!Natalie: See you in a minute!

— Charlies Angels 2000 time

Dylan: Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.

— Charlies Angels 2000 read

Natalie: Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?

— Charlies Angels 2000 man

Natalie: They dont call me balls out Natalie for nothing.

— Charlies Angels 2000 lie

Natalie: [to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

Natalie: Alex! Dont let him get away!

— Charlies Angels 2000 lie

Chad: Good morning Starfish.Dylan: Good morning Chad. Sweet Chad.

— Charlies Angels 2000 good

Dylan: Hold that thought.

— Charlies Angels 2000 thought

Chad: Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?

— Charlies Angels 2000 friends

[a film version of [link=tt0083486] is playing]Mr. Jones: [sighs] Another movie from an old TV show.

— Charlies Angels 2000 play

Natalie: Hey! I like that guy!

— Charlies Angels 2000 lie

[During Natalies dream scene]Natalie: Eduardo, move me.

— Charlies Angels 2000 dream

Pasqual: You crazy bastard!Dylan: [as Mr. Jones] I think you mean crazy bitch.

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

[mocking Eric Knox]Dylan: I dont know how to make chicken... jerk.

— Charlies Angels 2000

Natalie: Wait you guys, Im not a yoyo!

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

Eric Knox: You know they say that in death all lifes questions are answered. Will you let me know?[Knox shoots Dylan out the window]

— Charlies Angels 2000 life

Natalie: Oh![making bird noise]Natalie: Its a sitta pygmaya. A pygmy nuthatch! They only live in one place. CARMEL!

— Charlies Angels 2000 ya

[first lines]Flight Attendant: I said, Look, lady, its not the seats that have gotten smaller, its your ass that has gotten bigger.

— Charlies Angels 2000 light

[last lines]Dylan: To Charlie.Alex: To Charlie.Natalie: To Charlie.Bosley: To Charlie.[falls over]Bosley: Let me toast you ladies, with some ice cubes!

— Charlies Angels 2000 you

Alex: Why do they always run?

— Charlies Angels 2000 alex

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