Chocolat 2000

Storyteller: But still the clever north wind was not satisfied. It spoke to Vianne of towns yet to be visited, friends in need yet to be discovered, battles yet to be fought...[Vianne throws her mothers ashes to the wind]Storyteller: ...By someone else, next time.

— Chocolat 2000 time

Père Henri: Im not sure what the theme of my homily today ought to be. Do I want to speak of the miracle of Our Lords divine transformation? Not really, no. I dont want to talk about His divinity. Id rather talk about His humanity. I mean, you know, how He lived His life, here on Earth. His *kindness*, His *tolerance*... Listen, heres what I think. I think that we cant go around... measuring our goodness by what we dont do. By what we deny ourselves, what we resist, and who we exclude. I think... weve got to measure goodness by what we *embrace*, what we create... and who we include.

— Chocolat 2000 life

Serge: We are still married, in the eyes of God.Josephine: Then He must be blind.

— Chocolat 2000 god

Luc Clairmont: Happy birthday, Grandmama.Armande Voizin: The invitation said five oclock.Luc Clairmont: I should have read it more closely.Armande Voizin: If you had, you would know there were supposed to be no gifts.Luc Clairmont: Dont worry so much about supposed to.

— Chocolat 2000 man

Roux: Very good... but not my favorite.

— Chocolat 2000 good

Armande Voizin: [entering the new chocolate shop] Whats the décor, early Mexican brothel?

— Chocolat 2000 man

Roux: I thought youd never guess. My favourite - hot chocolate.

— Chocolat 2000 thought

Vianne Rocher: What do you see in it?Armande Voizin: Not a damned thing.Vianne Rocher: Come on, its a game. What do you see?Armande Voizin: I see a cranky old woman too tired to play games.Vianne Rocher: Hmm. Ive got just the thing for you.

— Chocolat 2000 man

Luc Clairmont: [at confession] Each time I tell myself its the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate, or...Madame Audel: ...Seashells. Chocolate seashells, so small, so plain, so *innocent*. I thought, oh, just one little taste, it cant do any harm. But it turned out they were filled with rich, sinful...Yvette Marceau: ...And it *melts*, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure.

— Chocolat 2000 god

Vianne Rocher: And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.Yvette Marceau: Psshh. Youve obviously never met my husband.Vianne Rocher: Well, youve obviously never tried these.

— Chocolat 2000 passion

Yvette Marceau: Do you have more of those bean thingies, please?Vianne Rocher: Oh, sure. Um... How many do you want?Yvette Marceau: How many have you got?

— Chocolat 2000 man

Roux: Hows the door?Vianne Rocher: It squeaks.Roux: Does it?

— Chocolat 2000

Comte de Reynaud: Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?Vianne Rocher: You make her sound like a fugitive.Comte de Reynaud: She *is* a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.Vianne Rocher: Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm?[shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphines forehead]Vianne Rocher: Is that sanctified enough for you? Its not the first time.Comte de Reynaud: I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.Josephine: Tell him to repent on someone elses head.

— Chocolat 2000 god

Boy #1: I hear shes an atheist.Boy #2: Whats that?Boy #1: I dont know.

— Chocolat 2000 atheist

[Père Henri is singing Hound Dog while sweeping snow from the courtyard]Comte de Reynaud: A new addition to the liturgy?

— Chocolat 2000 ya

Roux: Ill come round sometime and get that squeak out of your door.

— Chocolat 2000 time

Comte de Reynaud: Let me try to put this into perspective for you. The first Comte de Reynaud expelled all the radical Huguenots in this village. You and your truffles present a far lesser challenge.

— Chocolat 2000 perspective

Josephine: You dont misbehave here. Its just not done, did you know that? If you dont go to confession, if you dont... dig your flowerbeds, or if you dont pretend, if you dont pretend... that you want nothing more in your life than to serve your husband three meals a day, and give him children, and vacuum under his ass, then... then youre... then youre crazy.

— Chocolat 2000 life

Roux: I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else.Vianne Rocher: Is that a promise?Roux: Its a guarantee.

— Chocolat 2000 war

Vianne Rocher: [to the Comte de Reynaud] Ah, good morning. Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus?

— Chocolat 2000 good

[Anouk has come home from school upset]Vianne Rocher: Anouk, just tell me what happened.Anouk Rocher: Are you Satans helper?Vianne Rocher: Well, it... its not easy, being different.Anouk Rocher: Why cant we go to church?Vianne Rocher: Well, you can if you want... but it wont make things easier.Anouk Rocher: Why cant you wear black shoes like the other mothers?

— Chocolat 2000 home

Vianne Rocher: Things could be different for you, Josephine. Serge doesnt run the world.Josephine: He might as well.Vianne Rocher: Is that what you believe?Josephine: I know it.Vianne Rocher: Oh. Well, then it must be... must be true. My mistake.

— Chocolat 2000 world

Père Henri: [hearing confession] What else?Guillaume Blerot: Impure thoughts. The woman who runs the chocolaterie...Père Henri: Vianne Rocher?Guillaume Blerot: She suggested I buy chocolate sea shells for the widow Audel. And, well... I guess that got me to thinking, about the widow Audel.Père Henri: At her age? At *your* age?Guillaume Blerot: Yes, and yes.

— Chocolat 2000 thoughts

Luc Clairmont: Grandmother, bonjour.Armande Voizin: I, um... would you like a cup of, uh...Luc Clairmont: No, no thank you. Im just here to, uh... do a portrait.Armande Voizin: Whose?Vianne Rocher: Yours, actually. Is the light okay where shes sitting?

— Chocolat 2000 light

Storyteller: Even the Comte de Reynaud felt strangely... released. Although it would take another six months for him to work up the courage to ask Caroline out to dinner.

— Chocolat 2000 courage

Francoise Fuffi Drou: How is the Comtesse enjoying Italy?Comte de Reynaud: She may be extending her trip.Francoise Fuffi Drou: Ah... Very nice.

— Chocolat 2000 joy

Roux: [referring to the broken glass on her door] You know I can fix that if you like. Not with glass, but I can make a nice strong one out of wood.Vianne Rocher: Thats nice of you, but I insist on paying you for your work.Roux: Well, that makes two of us then.

— Chocolat 2000 work

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