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Chris Rock (Actor)

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.

— Chris Rock good

A black man failing black history... ain't that some sad shit..... cuz you know, fat people don't fail cooking!

— Chris Rock history

People are starving all over the world, what do you mean, "red meat will kill you"? Don't eat no red meat? No, don't eat no green meat. If you lucky enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the shit out of it!

— Chris Rock world

wasn't about race … that shit was about fame. If O.J. wasn't famous, he'd be in jail right now. If O.J. drove a bus, he wouldn't even be O.J. He'd be Orenthal the Bus Driving Murderer.

— Chris Rock race

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

— Chris Rock books

Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.

— Chris Rock man

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

— Chris Rock hate

You know what they say, "There's no reason to ever hit a woman." Shit! There's a reason to hit everybody. You just don't do it. Shit, there's a reason to kick an old man down a flight of stairs. You just don't do it. Ain't nobody above an ass-whooping.

— Chris Rock light

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma

— Chris Rock good

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

— Chris Rock life

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