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Troy: Kevin doesnt know about labor laws, or forty hour work weeks, or that that guy named him after his dog.
— Community TV series work
Abed: Well, I didnt realize we were really good friends. I figured we were more like Chandler and Phoebe; they never really had stories together. Sure, Ill do a Chandler.
— Community TV series friends
Carl Bladt: I think Ive heard enough, and I dont see what choice I have. Greendale Seven—Jeff Winger, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorn, Britta Perry, Shirley Bennett, Abed Nadir, Troy Barnes—you are hereby expelled from Greendale Community College. May god have mercy on your souls.
— Community TV series god
Jeff: So, a rich dum-dum who will never graduate and keep dropping money into the school indefinitely. Got it.
— Community TV series money
Britta: We do need the money. The biology departments been dissecting the same dead pig for ten years.
— Community TV series art
Jeff: Youre really doing this? Look, as someone who faked being a lawyer for seven years, I appreciate your commitment to the bit, but just admit you were wrong.
— Community TV series men
Jeff: Yes, of course. That goes without saying. But come on, it was a small mistake. Call this off before it becomes a full-scale Brittastrophe. I coined that.
— Community TV series wit
Annie: So, Abed, I was thinking about what you said abou showing growth, and I was thinking maybe one way to do that is to meet new people and
— Community TV series people
Shirley: Oh, if youre open to meeting someone, theres a number of eligible young ladies in my church.
— Community TV series church
Shirley: Theres no reason we cant both help Abed find someone. Why dont we each pick a girl and let Abed decide, instead of making it a competition?
— Community TV series reason
Annie: Look at us! Our groups first grown-up Christmas party. Thanks for hosting. I hope you dont mind I brought a few things just to make the place look a little short-term corportate housing.
— Community TV series hope
Jeff: You realise youve just put your friends in a very awkward position. A gift creates obligation.
— Community TV series war
Shirley: Speaking of tomorrow, Troy and Britta, have you decided what youre gonna do for your one-year anniversary?
— Community TV series you
Abed: Freaky Friday. Oh, Troy, you are so thoughtful. I wish I had the capacity for sentimentality like you do.
— Community TV series time
Troy: Me? I wish I was more like you. No emotional hang-ups, endless cool adventures. You have it so easy.
— Community TV series adventure
Abed: But, Jeff, its a graduation gift. You see, on the surface we seem like just a group of people from diverse backgrounds who have become unlikely friends. But according to my research, our paths have crossed many times. We were destined to meet, like a team of superheroes. This is our origin story.
— Community TV series time
Abed: We discovered youre the reason we all went to Greendale. You linked all our stories, like how the Cosmic Cube assembled the Avengers. That, and the four billion dollar deal with Disney. Turns out you were always one of us. So I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt.
— Community TV series stories
Abed: Heres another thing I realised. Because of you, we got to reinvent ourselves at Greendale. Everyone should have the same chance, dont you think, Chang?
— Community TV series you
Abed: Known what? Only you know who you really are. Also, you may have experimental monkey fever. You coming?
— Community TV series men

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