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Constantine 2005

John Constantine: But when you cross over... time stops. Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime. When I came back... I knew... all the things I could see were real. Heaven and hell are right here. Behind every wall, every window. The world behind the world, and were smack in the middle.
Constantine 2005 life
Angela Dodson: [after taking off her jacket] So, do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?[pause]Angela Dodson: John?John Constantine: Im thinking...
Constantine 2005 thinking
[last lines]John Constantine: [voiceover] I guess theres a plan for all of us. I had to die - twice - just to figure that out. Like the book says, He works His work in mysterious ways. Some people like it. Some people dont.
Constantine 2005 people
John Constantine: So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hell. I dont get them all, but Ive been hoping to get enough to ensure my... retirement.Angela Dodson: I dont understand.John Constantine: Im a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say Ive got just one place to go...Angela Dodson: Youre trying to buy your way into heaven.John Constantine: What would *you* do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?
Constantine 2005 men
John Constantine: They have the Spear of Destiny.Satan: [mocking him] They have the Spear of Destiny![becomes serious, leans in]Satan: Or is it another one of your cons?John Constantine: Go look for yourself.[Satan hesitates]John Constantine: Youve waited twenty years for me, Lu. Whats another twenty seconds?
Constantine 2005 destiny
Angela Dodson: She was a patient at Ravenscar. She... jumped off the roof.John Constantine: Thought you said she was murdered?Angela Dodson: Yeah, well, Isabel wouldnt have taken her own life.John Constantine: Yeah, what kind of mental patient kills herself? Thats just crazy.
Constantine 2005 life
Angela Dodson: I guess God has a plan for all of us.John Constantine: Gods a kid with an ant farm, lady. Hes not planning anything.
Constantine 2005 god
Satan: Hello, John. John, hello. Youre the one soul I would come up here to collect myself.[claps giddily]John Constantine: So Ive heard.
Constantine 2005 soul
Chas Kramer: John, why would you do that if you know its not my car?John Constantine: I told you to move it.Chas Kramer: Right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me there was a three hundred pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon, I would have moved it further, John!
Constantine 2005 you
[after Gabriel has been transformed into a human]Gabriel: [eagerly] Do you want revenge? Is that what youre thinking right now? Do it.[hands Constantines Holy Shotgun to him]Gabriel: Do it. Seek revenge. End my life. Go on. Be the hand of God.Gabriel: Its your choice. Its always been your choice.John Constantine: Yeah.[punches Gabriel across the mouth, he bows over, looking shocked]John Constantine: Thats called pain. Get used to it.
Constantine 2005 life
John Constantine: [whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole.
Constantine 2005 girl
John Constantine: Angels and Demons cant cross over onto our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. But a single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demons touch like those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit.
Constantine 2005 art
Angela Dodson: Hold the door. You going down?John Constantine: Not if I can help it.
Constantine 2005 you
John Constantine: [speaking to God] I know Im not one of your favorites. Im not even welcome in your house. But, I could use a little attention.
Constantine 2005 god
Chas Kramer: [his last lines] You were right, John. Its not like in the books.
Constantine 2005 books
Midnite: Tell me this isnt about the girl?John Constantine: Definitely, mostly not about the girl.
Constantine 2005 girl
Midnite: [holding the lamp containing the glowing filament of the smashed bulb] Sure about this?John Constantine: No.[Midnite electrocutes him, John screams]
Constantine 2005 men
John Constantine: [to a room full of demons] Hi, my names John. You are in violation of the balance. Leave immediately or I will deport you.[stands on a chair]John Constantine: All of you.[no reaction]John Constantine: Go to hell.[John ignites a lighter and places it under a smoke-detector, activating the sprinkler system. The demons skin starts to burn]Ellie: Holy water?[the demons flesh burns and they scream in agony]
Constantine 2005 art
John Constantine: Officially, I was dead for two minutes... but when you cross over, time stops. Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime.
Constantine 2005 life
Angela Dodson: John, there is no seventeenth act in Corinthians.John Constantine: Corinthians goes to twenty one acts in the Bible in Hell.Angela Dodson: They have bibles in Hell?John Constantine: Paints a different view of Revelations. Says the world will not end by Gods hand, but be reborn in the embrace of the damned. Though if you ask me, fires fire.
Constantine 2005 god
Gabriel: Im simply seeking to inspire mankind to all that is intended.John Constantine: By handing Earth over to the son of the Devil? Help me here.
Constantine 2005 art
Satan: Sonny, Ive got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.John Constantine: Arent you a peach?
Constantine 2005 light
John Constantine: Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.Satan: Well, one does what one can.John Constantine: Hes in the other room.Satan: Boys will be boys.John Constantine: With Gabriel.Satan: [looking disgusted] No accounting for taste, really.
Constantine 2005 you
John Constantine: You mind?[reaches for cigarettes]Satan: Oh, go - go right ahead; Ive got stock.John Constantine: [chuckles] Coffin nail.Satan: Very fitting, John.
Constantine 2005 mind
John Constantine: I need you to leave.Angela Dodson: Im sorry.John Constantine: Angela, please.Angela Dodson: Okay.[heads for her room]John Constantine: The apartment.Angela Dodson: Okay. Be careful with that cat.[cat meows and Angela begins to close the door]John Constantine: God, I hate this part.
Constantine 2005 god
Gabriel: I will smite thee, in His honour.[He throws a punch at Lucifer, but his fist stops short, to his surprise]Satan: Looks like somebody doesnt have your back any more.
Constantine 2005 body
Chas Kramer: How much longer do I have to be your slave, John?John Constantine: Youre not my slave, Chas, youre my very appreciated apprentice, like Tonto, or Robin, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.
Constantine 2005 you
Chas Kramer: [to Midnites knocked-out bouncer] Whos a rat in a dress now, huh, bitch?
Constantine 2005
John Constantine: Hows the family?Satan: Familys doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.
Constantine 2005 family
Gabriel: Son of perdition. Little horn! Most unclean!Satan: [nostalgic] I do miss the old names.
Constantine 2005 satan
Satan: [his last lines] No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live so you will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live.
Constantine 2005 soul
John Constantine: [as Midnight holds him up against a wall] Is this neutral? Bullshit! Youre the only one still playing by the rules, Midnite, and while youve been imitating Switzerland people are dying. Hennessy, Beeman, they were your friends once, too, remember?[Midnite burns him, he screams]John Constantine: I need your help! Consider it a last request.Midnite: You play a dangerous game.John Constantine: [Midnite releases him, he slumps to the ground] Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way.
Constantine 2005 people
John Constantine: [about God] He always had a rotten sense of humor. And His punchlines are killers.
Constantine 2005 humor
John Constantine: You dont walk off the roof of a building, without leaving something behind.
Constantine 2005 you
John Constantine: Close your eyes. And whatever happens, dont look.
Constantine 2005 hate
John Constantine: [as the demons close in, Angela draws her pistol and chambers a shell] Thats really not going to help.
Constantine 2005 hell
Midnite: [laughing, to John, regarding Chas] Take him, John. Kill him after.
Constantine 2005 kill
Angela Dodson: You tried to kill yourself.John Constantine: I didnt *try* anything.
Constantine 2005 self
John Constantine: [to a spider hes trapped under a cigarette-smoke filled glass] Welcome to my life.
Constantine 2005 life
Chas Kramer: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer, asshole.
Constantine 2005
Beeman: [his last lines] I know youve never had much faith, youve never had much reason to. But, that doesnt mean that we dont have faith... in you.
Constantine 2005 faith
John Constantine: Close your eyes.Angela Dodson: Why?John Constantine: Suit yourself.[He ignites a fire, revealing a swarm of winged demons around them. They rear back from the fire, and burn up]John Constantine: Demons stay in hell, huh? Tell them that.
Constantine 2005 war
John Constantine: When I was a kid, I could see things. Things humans arent supposed to see. Things you shouldnt have to see.
Constantine 2005 man
Angela Dodson: I need to see what she saw. Please.John Constantine: You do this, theres no turning back. You see them... They see you. Understand?Angela Dodson: Yeah.
Constantine 2005 you
John Constantine: Its not always like it is in the books.
Constantine 2005 books
Gabriel: Your ego is astounding.John Constantine: Gabriel. Figures. And the wicked shall inherit the Earth.Gabriel: You judging me now, John?John Constantine: Betrayal, murder, genocide, call me provincial.
Constantine 2005 art
John Constantine: [choking] Smile pretty, you vain prick![He moves aside, givng the possessed girl a view of the mirror; the demon flies out of her and is trapped in the mirror. Constantine looks over his shoulder and flips it the bird]John Constantine: For your boss.
Constantine 2005 lies
Angela Dodson: She has to have a Catholic funeral, Father. She has to.Father Garret: Angela, its still considered a mortal sin.Angela Dodson: She didnt commit suicide.Father Garret: The Bishop believes otherwise. You know the rules, Angela.Angela Dodson: Oh, rules! Father... David. This is Isabel. God was the only one she ever believed loved her. Please.Father Garret: Im sorry.
Constantine 2005 love
Angela Dodson: Mr. Constantine, I saw you...John Constantine: I remember.Angela Dodson: And then I saw you at the...John Constantine: Regular kismet.Angela Dodson: Id like to ask you a few questions, if that would be okay?John Constantine: Im not really in the talking mood right now.Angela Dodson: Well, maybe you could just listen then?[shows her badge]Angela Dodson: Please?John Constantine: Always a catch.Angela Dodson: My sister was murdered yesterday.John Constantine: Sorry to hear.Angela Dodson: Thanks.
Constantine 2005 murder
John Constantine: What did she do, Angela?Angela Dodson: How should I know?John Constantine: What did she do, Angela?Angela Dodson: I dont know.John Constantine: What would you do?Angela Dodson: I dont know.John Constantine: What would you do?Angela Dodson: I dont know.John Constantine: What did she do, Angela?Angela Dodson: I dont remember.John Constantine: You know what she did. What did she do, Angela?Angela Dodson: I dont know!John Constantine: You know what she did! What are you afraid of? What did she do, Angela? What did she do?Angela Dodson: [shouting] I dont know!
Constantine 2005 you
Midnite: [to John] I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satans stomach growling.
Constantine 2005 thought
Balthazar: [after being shot by Dragons breath from Johns Holy Shotgun] Fire? I was born of this!
Constantine 2005 fire
Dr. Leslie Archer: John, you really need to prepare... make arrangements.John Constantine: No need. I already know exactly where Im going.
Constantine 2005 men
Angela Dodson: So why water?John Constantine: Its a universal conduit. Lubricates the transition from one plane to another. Now, ask me if theres water in Hell.Angela Dodson: Is there water in Hell?John Constantine: Sit.[she sits in the tub]John Constantine: Normally only a portion of the body has to be suspended, but you wanted the crash course.Angela Dodson: Yeah, I wanted the crash course.
Constantine 2005 hell
Beeman: This is the Sign of Mammon.
Constantine 2005 man
[first lines]Scavenger #2: Manuel.[Scavenger continues to walk away in a trance]Scavenger #2: Manuel!
Constantine 2005 man
John Constantine: Into the light, I command thee. Into the light, I command thee. Into the light, I command thee. Into the light, I command thee.
Constantine 2005 light
John Constantine: Why me, Gabriel? Its personal, isnt it? I didnt go to church enough, I didnt pray enough, I... was five bucks short in the collection plate. Why?
Constantine 2005 church

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