Curb Your Enthusiasm TV Series 2000–
Jeff Greene: All of the women at HBO, they dont want to work with you.Larry David: Oh, come on. Thats ridiculous.Jeff Greene: They think youre a misogynist.Larry David: Why, cause I called the guy a cunt? So what!Jeff Greene: Cause you called the guy a cunt.Larry David: Big deal, I call men pricks all the time, men want to work with me.Jeff Greene: Well, cunts worse.Larry David: Cunts not worse. Pricks and cunts, theyre equal. Pricks, cunts, come on. They balance out.Jeff Greene: No, cunt is worse. Cunts much heavier.Larry David: Why? Why is cunt heavier?Jeff Greene: I never questioned, it just is.Larry David: Thats sexist to me! Come on.
— Curb Your Enthusiasm TV Series 2000– women [Larry and Cheryl - and their parents - are talking to the rabbi about renewing their vows]Rabbi: Right, so then uh, Ill, uh... do the blessing, uh, the last blessing, just a little bit of Hebrew, and then I will put the glass on the floor, and well step on it, and thatll be it.Cheryls Dad: Thats when everybody yells a matzoh toff?Rabbi: No no, its mazeltov. It means good luck.Cheryls Dad: Could we say yippee! or something?Cheryls Mom: Or good luck or something?Cheryls Dad: Hallelujah would be good.
— Curb Your Enthusiasm TV Series 2000– good Richard Lewis: Im a lucky man. Im a lucky man to have the two of you guys come through for me. Thank you.Larry David: So there you go, you got your choice, two kidneys. Of course, you know I, uh, I am considerably older than him. Im not gonna, I dont wanna get into that whole game but you know, hes, theres a difference when youre younger obviously.Richard Lewis: Eh, a kidney is a kidney is a kidney.Larry David: Ahaha, Im not so sure about that though. You know, whatever. His are bigger too. Its a big hefty kidney, could just handle a big load I think, you know. You could start drinking again if you wanted to with that thing!Richard Lewis: That, uh, that hurt my feelings a little bit. 11 years sober? Thank you.
— Curb Your Enthusiasm TV Series 2000– art Larry: Alright, lets roll!Rabbi: What? Lets roll? What did you say?Larry: What?Rabbi: You knew my brother-in-law died on September 11th! How dare you say something like that!Larry: With all due respect, wasnt that just a coincidence?Rabbi: Oh, what the...Larry: Alright, poor choice of words...Rabbi: What the hell kind of a...Larry: Alright, thats long gone...Rabbi: You know, I dont wanna do this. Forget it. Forget it.Larry: Oh, I didnt know, I didnt know that if you, that if you, you died UPTOWN on 9/11 that it was, that it was part of it, uh... the tragedy.
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