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Daria

2 Season 22.1 Arts n Crass 2.2 The Daria Hunter 2.3 Quinn the Brain 2.4 I Dont 2.5 That Was Then, This Is Dumb 2.6 Monster 2.7 The New Kid 2.8 Gifted 2.9 Ill 2.10 Fair Enough 2.11 See Jane Run 2.12 Pierce Me 2.13 Write Where It Hurts
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3 Season 33.1 Through a Lens Darkly 3.2 The Old and the Beautiful 3.3 Depth Takes a Holiday 3.4 Daria Dance Party 3.5 The Lost Girls 3.6 It Happened One Nut 3.7 Daria! 3.8 Lane Miserables 3.9 Jake of Hearts 3.10 Speedtrapped 3.11 The Lawndale File 3.12 Just Add Water 3.13 Janes Addition
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4 Season 44.1 Partners Complaint 4.2 Antisocial Climbers 4.3 A Tree Grows in Lawndale 4.4 Murder, She Snored 4.5 Fail 4.6 I Loathe a Parade 4.7 Of Human Bonding 4.8 Psycho Therapy 4.9 Mart of Darkness 4.10 Legends of the Mall 4.11 Groped by an Angel 4.12 Fire! 4.13 Dye! Dye! My Darling
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5 Season 55.1 Fizz Ed 5.2 Sappy Anniversary 5.3 Fat Like Me 5.4 Camp Fear 5.5 The Story of D 5.6 Lucky Strike 5.7 Art Burn 5.8 One J at a Time 5.9 Life in the Past Lane 5.10 Aunt Nauseam 5.11 Prize Fighters 5.12 My Night at Darias 5.13 Boxing Daria
Daria life
This is the first unaired short of Daria, which mainly intended to show MTV executives the look and feel of the show. After Daria forgets to give Kevin back the pencil she borrowed from him, the not-so-sharp QB becomes convinced of her romantic feelings toward him.
Daria war
Kevin: I can tell. Its like a fifth sense I got. But: I already got a chick. We can still be friends though.
Daria friends
Kevin: Great! Can I borrow your science homework? Daria hands the paper to Kevin Hey thanks a lot, sorry if you were hurt.
Daria science
Daria: Kevin is working out in his house while Daria walks over there and she answers his doorbell and Kevin heard the bell and opens to door to find Daria standing on the porch step showing him a plate of cookies I brought you some cookies. she passes them to Kevin Theyre shaped like hearts.
Daria art
Its the first day at a new school for Daria and her sister Quinn. While Quinn is immediately accepted by the popular crowd, Daria is targeted for having low self-esteem after she smart-mouths her way through a school mandated psychological exam.
Daria art
Jake: I know its not easy for you girls, moving to a new town - especially for you, Daria, isnt that right?
Daria you
Daria: Last time I took one of these tests they told me they were clouds. They said they could be whatever I wanted.
Daria time
Mrs. Manson: Thats a different test, dear. In this test, theyre people and you tell me what theyre discussing.
Daria people
Daria: Oh I see. All right, then. Its a guy and a girl and theyre discussing a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
Daria beautiful
Helen: We tell you over and over again that youre wonderfull and you just dont get it. Whats wrong with you?!
Daria wonder
Quinn: Is she gonna have a break down or something? Cause that would totally mess up with my new friends.
Daria friends
Mr. DeMartino: Son, promise me youll come back and see me some day, when youve got the Heisman Trophy and a chain of auto-dealerships and IM saving up for a second pair of pants! Will you promise me that, Kevin?
Daria art
Mr. DeMartino: Either someone give me an answer or I will give you all double homework and a quiz tomorrow. Now, I want a volunteer with the answer Now!
Daria art
Jane: So then after the rule thing, next class they put the guys and girls in a separate room and a female counselor talks to them about body image.
Daria age
Daria: I dont get it Jane, youve got the entire course memorized. How come you cant pass the test to get out?
Daria you
Ms. Defoe: Good work, Daria. Your cube is bursting out of the picture plane. Youve really created the illusion of depth.
Daria work
Jane: Oh no I much rather stay home and listen to my brother practice the opening to Come As You Are. I bet it get some great sketches there.
Daria home
Daria Well Im sure therell be plenty of people posing. If you wanna go just make believe that youre me. When youre popular, all unpopular people who look alike anyway.
Daria people
Jane Takes Darias glasses and pretends to be her Hi, Im Daria. Go to hell. Takes off Darias glasses It wont work my face is too expressive.
Daria work
During a visit to Jake and Helens alma mater, each of the Morgendorffers wander off to experience the realities of college.
Daria experience
Daria: Okay, look, Im not going to rewrite this paper for you, but I will give you a couple of tips that will help you rewrite it. First, the book title Sons and Lovers does not have an apostrophe in it anywhere. Second, unless your ex-boyfriend is an authority on D.H. Lawrence, dont base your thesis on something he said while making out.
Daria love
Mr. ONeill decides to start a coffee house for Lawndales youth to interact when the local cybercafé is vandalized. Daria is forced to do a reading there on its opening night when threatened with a summer of music camp.
Daria art
Daria: Then do it for the opportunity to look inside peoples houses and find out what screwed up tastes they have.
Daria people
Daria is forced to go the regions Mecca of consumerism, the Mall of the Millennium, for her Economics class, only to find Quinn already there against their parents wishes.
Daria economics
Mrs. Bennett: Sealed in glass though it may be, in its own way the mall can be viewed as a living organism.
Daria living
Hairdresser: Which TV show do you want your style from? Most of our clients go for a sitcom. Although youre more the movie of the week type. I have TV Guide if you want to browse.
Daria you
Lawndale High is in an uproar when two talent scouts for the Amazon Modeling Agency, Claude and Romonica, visit the school to recruit potential models from the student body.
Daria age
Daria: Isnt modeling for people who drop out of high school to pursue a career based solely on youth and looks, both of which are inevitably declared dead at age 25?
Daria people
Jane: And dont fashion people squander their lives loudly worshiping all that is superficial and meaningless while the planet keeps riding a roller coaster to hell?
Daria people
Ms. Li: Modeling is a competitive field, yes, but the financial rewards are great. As principal, Id be cheating our student body if I didnt allow them every opportunity to fulfill their potential.
Daria war
Daria and Kevin are partnered up for a science project, against the will of Brittany and Daria, for that matter who suspects that Daria maybe trying to lure Kevin away from her.
Daria science
After studying about cults in school, Daria gets an hands-on encounter when she babysits Tad and Tricia Gupty, a couple of sickeningly sweet children she decides to de-brainwash.
Daria children
Mr. DeMartino: While we continue our discussion of CULTS, can anyone give me another example of a group using cohesive techniques such as peer pressure, chanting, and SOCIAL ISOLATION to achieve control over its members? Brittany?
Daria art
Mr. DeMartino: Ah Brittany, sometimes despite a complete lack of INSIGHT, you stumble upon an interesting answer.
Daria time
Tad & Tricia: I can hope and I can dream and I am full of- full of- full of- full of self esteem.
Daria hope
Quinn becomes obsessed with getting plastic surgery after a Fashion Club hopeful shows up to school with a new nose.
Daria hope
Dr. Shar: But you, Daria, I hate to see such a young lady like yourself give up at such an early age.
Daria self
Daria: Youre not really gonna take that woman seriously, are you? She earns her living making people feel bad about their looks.
Daria people
Quinn: Well, everybody knows that late curfews should be go to people who can use them: attractive and popular people with lots of friends.
Daria people
Daria and Quinn are sentenced to a month of house arrest after the Morgendorffers experiment with Family Court.
Daria family
Jane: Daria thinks the name Mystik Spiral sounds like a Doors cover band that plays brew pubs. Dont you, Daria?
Daria you
Jane loud whisper: Say it, Daria. Whatever youre thinking, say it. If you dont, theyll go on like this for hours!
Daria thinking
Daria: All right, lets not get panicked. Were going to look at the situation calmly and objectively. Agreed?
Daria greed
Daria: Were out in the middle of nowhere, nobody knows were here, we have no way to contact anyone, and our parents have gone insane.
Daria body
Quinn: You know, the glitter berries! The ones that fill your mouth with beautiful sparkling glitter when you bite into them. Those are the ones that make you act weird. I mean until you spread your shimmering wings and fly away. Daria, you dont have a mirror do you? I wanna check my makeup.
Daria beautiful
Daria: Okay. Remain calm. Familys gone mad. Must get them back to civilization, but no way to contact civilization because Mother made big deal about cutting off all communications. What to do?
Daria family
Kevin: Oh yeah! Does she need any help with ideas for that? Like, from a quarterbacks point of view.
Daria art
Helen: Tell them Ill make sure Quinn turns in the assignment on Monday, oh and, try to find out what the assignment is and if you could get started making notes on it.
Daria art
Helen: Daria? Well then, tell them Ill talk to her about her attitude and try to find out who she insulted and what she said.
Daria attitude
Daria: In her head Somebody in a movie once said,Hell is the possibility of sanity. thats what this place feels like: hell. I hate it already. Then, its only been an hour, some damn hour, Grandma.
Daria hate
Sandi: I was looking for the bathroom and all of a sudden you started shooting at me. I thought we promised not to do that!
Daria art
Daria: Well, that advice should prove very helpful. Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, its almost like depth.
Daria time
Quinn: Thank you. By the way, do you know what existential means? Because today someone told me my writing was existential, so I thought I should coordinate, you know, with wardrobe.
Daria writing
Daria: Yeah, thats what Camus would have done. For your purposes, existential means pseudo-intellectual poser with accessories from the street fair.
Daria purpose
Jodie: Come on, Brittany. Lets finish outfitting, and Ill tell you all about how nice Mr. Lincoln really died.
Daria you
Mack: You know, if the girls see us, were going to die. They said wed make them feel self-conscious.
Daria self
Lurman: Im sorry, what did you say you do? I thought I heard intelligence, but that cant be right.
Daria intelligence
Quinn: I just, I know that sometimes certain types of people, jealous people, might think, who does she think she is? Because I sometimes think that. But I cant let myself go on too long thinking that.
Daria time
Quinn: I mean, sometimes Im walking down the hall with Sandi and Stacy, and Tiffany and suddenly Im outside of myself watching, and its like, who are these girls? Cant they talk about anything besides guys and clothes and cars but then what would we talk about? You have to be good at something. Youre good at your reading and writing and stuff and youre good at your little paintings.
Daria writing
Quinn: Goodnight. Thanks for sharing my day with me. And remember, fashion is fun and everything, but we should really do something about the rainforest and stuff.
Daria good
Jodie: Hey Daria. I didnt see you today. You said you might come to the photography meeting for yearbook.
Daria book
Helen: Cant you talk to her Quinn? Why dont you set her up with one of your friends? Theyre all normal.
Daria friends
Quinn: And then the other thing is, who came up with the name tennis bracelet anyway? It sounds like some kind of a sweatband, if you ask me. You know what Id name them? Wrist ornaments. Its like a tree ornament, only for your wrist. Doesnt that sound festive?
Daria men
Daria: Yeah, why shouldnt you be afraid? Of mass murders, serial killers, tortures, cannibals, puppy kickers?
Daria murder
Linda: Sandi has to beat them off with a stick. Oh, who am I kidding, I have the same problem as her age.
Daria age
Sandi: Then after my mother checks on us at 11:00, we climb out my window, grab the car and meet the guys.
Daria mother
Helen: My Linda you thought of everything, no wonder youre on the business women of Lawndales alliance.
Daria women
Jodie: Im president of the French club, vice president for student council, editor of the yearbook and Im also on the Tennis team.
Daria book
Helen: Speaking of sports, Jodie, do you remeber Kevin Thompson? He and Daria did a Science project together.
Daria science
Jane: Ah forget it. It was a rare opportunity; getting to hang out with Brittany in a grunge club. Although her hair did leak onto my shoes.
Daria opportunity
Brittany: Babe, this is very important to me. The Cadbury Tales are, like, classic, and I think Id be great in the play. Just do the audition with me.
Daria think
Quinn: Well, lets see. Sandi was really nice about it. She said shes too mature to get upset at somebody elses incredible, unbelievable, undeserved luck. And Brittany just kind of made noises.
Daria body
Jane: Dont you get it, Daria? You did something stupid for a guy. Gee, you may join the human race after all.
Daria man
Mr. ONeill: So, what Gardner is telling us is that the writer of fiction has a duty that goes beyond the mere telling of a story. His or her job is to tell a story in such a way as to leave the reader. what, Kevin?
Daria fiction
Daria: I believe Mr. Gardner feels its the writers duty to steer the reader toward more conscientious behavior. No matter how dull that makes the story.
Daria war
Mr. ONeill: Now, when he shed his regal vestments and began dressing as if he had no money, a very funny thing happened to the prince. What was that? Kevin?
Daria funny
Val: Waterproof eye makeup is so important, Dar. And glitter- Im really into glitter these days. It makes everyone feel like a star. Are you getting this, Dar? Why dont you read me back your notes?
Daria you
Daria: What do you mean? What do you mean pushing yourself as some kind of role-model, when all you care about is how you look and what celebrities you know? Arent teenage girls screwed up enough, without you foisting your shallow values on them and making there lousy self-images even worse.
Daria self
Val: Now look here missy. I mean, what are you, Dar, a teacher. I am a role model! Im in touch with the teen within.
Daria you
Daria: Why dont you get in touch with the 30-something without? Your readers arent going to be teenagers forever -- Unlike you -- a real role model would be teaching them stuff they could use.
Daria teaching
Jane:My Day With D.: A disturbing true-life look at Americas underground bummer culture. Wonder what this could be about.
Daria life
Jane: Thats what happens when you fill in the letter C for every answer. Gets the whole test over within five minutes.
Daria you
Daria: Its been 24 hours since I met with Tiffany. As far as I know, shes still there counseling me.
Daria sin
Daria: Oh me, oh my. A lovely day is dawning. Oh, what a joy I didnt wake up dead. So I can go to school and then resume my yawning, and get my sleep in class instead of in my bed.
Daria love
Quinn: Im training to become a doctor so if Daddy has another heart attack, Ill be here to save him.
Daria art
Daria: Thrombocytopenic Complications After Stent Placement Post-Coronary Artery Angioplasty. Maybe you should start off with something easier. Many coloring books feature hearts. And rainbows.
Daria books
Ms. Li: Please, Mr. DeMartino! I havent heard anyone try so hard to squirm out of a school event since Helen Morgendorffer made up that ridiculous excuse about being allergic to crepe paper.
Daria art
Mr. DeMartino: You know, as a thank you for making me want to kill myself a little less than the processed sausages who call themselves your classmates.
Daria art
Daria: While trying to talk to her best friend louder through the music Hey! Jane saw a guy in front of her Hey!
Daria music
Jane:: At the Lane house, Trents duck phone rings then it cuts to Janes room where her phone rings while waking up from her bed Yeah?
Daria
Daria:: Then, the scene switches to the kitchen at the Morgendorfer house where Daria is seen Oh gee, did I wake you? I guess that means you havent been murdered. Well, thats good.
Daria good
Jane: I had a bad experience on that hill with the Girl Scouts. We kept marching and singing and marching and singing about some freak named John Jacob Jingleheimer somebody.
Daria experience
Mr DeMartino: I think one of you, Kevin, snuck into the classroom last night, Kevin, which would account for the JIMMIED LOCK ON MY FILING CABINET, KEVIN!
Daria art
Jodie: No, Ive learned that my parents would rather I dropped from exhaustion than missed the opportunity to shred some congressmans incriminating phone bills.
Daria man
Tad: Oh, it is, but every piece I catch is one cavity some other boy or girl will never get. Thats what makes it so rewarding.
Daria war
Daria: Uh-huh. And I suppose your ivy-choked prep school is any better? Wait a minute. Was I just defending Lawndale?
Daria school

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