Dinosaur 2000

Aladar: [despairing] Were not meant to survive.Baylene: Oh, yes we were! Were *here*, arent we? And how dare you waste that good fortune by simply giving up? Shame on you. Shame on you, shame on you! The worst of it is, you allowed an old fool like me to believe I was needed, that I still had a purpose... and do you know what? You were right. And Im going to go on believing it. And I, for one, am not willing to die here!

— Dinosaur 2000 purpose

[first lines]Plio: Some things start out big, and some things start out small, very small. But sometimes the smallest thing can make the biggest changes of all.

— Dinosaur 2000 time

[about Aladar]Neera: That, children, is whats known as a jerkosaurus.

— Dinosaur 2000 children

Bruton: Why is he doing this? Pushing them on with false hope?Plio: Its hope thats gotten us this far.Bruton: But why doesnt he let them accept their fate? Ive accepted mine.Plio: And what is your fate?Bruton: To die here. Its the way things are.Plio: Only if you give up, Bruton. Its your choice, not your fate.

— Dinosaur 2000 hope

[the group reaches the Nesting Grounds, featuring a large lake]Plio: Our new home...Zini: AND IT COMES WITH A POOL!

— Dinosaur 2000 home

Neera: You like kids, I see.Aladar: Well, the skinny ones are a bit chewy.

— Dinosaur 2000 you

Yar: Hey, old girl, youre wandering off a bit.Eema: [panting] Thats all I need: a monkey on my back.

— Dinosaur 2000 ya

Baylene: Oh, Eema! I wish we were at your nesting grounds now! All this pushing and shoving about, just for a place to sleep! Im not used to this kind of behavior.Eema: Baylene, youve got big feet, just give em a kick![Shoves a smaller animal]Eema: GET!Baylene: Oh, I couldnt possibly... eh, shoo! Shoo!Eema: Would you come on, Baylene? If you wanna get to the nesting grounds alive, show some backbone!Aladar: Hey there!Eema: Ahhh!

— Dinosaur 2000 sleep

Neera: Kron, weve never gone this far without water: if we keep going like this, well lose half the Herd.Kron: Then we save the half that deserves to live.

— Dinosaur 2000 live

Yar: Its a cold-blooded monster from across the sea: vicious, flesh-eating![baby Aladar burps]Yar: Eurgh...Plio: Looks like a baby to me.Yar: Babies grow up! You keep that thing, one day, well turn our backs, itll be picking us out of its teeth! Things like THAT eat things like US as snacks!

— Dinosaur 2000 ya

Zini: [about Aladar as a baby] This monsters got no teeth! Whats he gonna do? Gum us to death?Plio: Zini, come on: look at that sweet little face. Does that look like a monster to you?

— Dinosaur 2000 death

Zini: [rehearsing pickup lines alone] Hey, sweetie. If youll be my bride, Ill groom ya. That is good. Oh, thats good. Girls, Im known as the professor of love and schools in session. Yeah, I still got it.Aladar: I hope its not contagious.Zini: Im a raging epidemic of romance.

— Dinosaur 2000 love

Eema: Walkin backwards, huh? Well, let me know if that gets you there any faster. Keep those little legs moving earl, or youll get left behind.

— Dinosaur 2000 war

Aladar: [about Yar] Hes my grandfather - couple of generations removed.Zini: Try a couple of species removed.

— Dinosaur 2000 ya

Kron: [sarcastically] Hm. Let the weak set the pace? Now theres an idea.

— Dinosaur 2000 idea

Zini: Hey, enough with the beauty sleep! Youre ravishing already!

— Dinosaur 2000 beauty

Zini: I believe you left a wake-up call for the dawn of time.

— Dinosaur 2000 time

Bruton: [Bruton has come back badly wounded] Kron! Carnotaurs!Kron: What! They never come this far north.Bruton: The Fireball must have driven them out...[in the distance, a roar sounds out]Kron: You led them right *to* us! Maybe we can feed them with your hide! Move the Herd out, *double-time*!

— Dinosaur 2000 time

Baylene: Oh, joy. Blisters!Eema: I got blisters ON my blisters.Yar: You dont wanna know where *I* got blisters...

— Dinosaur 2000 joy

Plio: [Bruton is found wounded] We cant just leave him here!Eema: We can if we move fast enough.

— Dinosaur 2000

[They enter a cave]Aladar: Its dark, but at least its dry.Eema: I like dry. Its the dark part Im having trouble with.

— Dinosaur 2000 art

Yar: If I could sleep THAT deep, Id be in paradise.Eema: If you could sleep THAT deep, honey, youd be dead.

— Dinosaur 2000 ya

[Surrounded by female lemurs]Zini: Hey, look what I found! New neighbours! Any of you ladies up for a game of monkey in the middle?

— Dinosaur 2000 you

[last lines]Plio: None of knows what changes, big or small, lie ahead. One thing is certain - our journeys not over. We can only hope that in some small way our time here will be remembered.

— Dinosaur 2000 hope

[Aladar has male courting monkeys on his back]Aladar: Hey ladies, look at what just pulled into town! Your buffet table of love!

— Dinosaur 2000 love

Yar: Oh, well. Poor Zini. The clan still has one bachelor.[Plio looks at Aladar]Plio: No, we have two.

— Dinosaur 2000 ya

[after a meteor devastates Lemur Island]Suri: [crying] Theyre all gone.

— Dinosaur 2000 crying

[Suri watches the massive herd of varied dinosaurs]Suri: Look at all the Aladars!

— Dinosaur 2000

Aladar: [waking up the others] Lets go, lets go! Carnotaurs!Yar: Carno-what?Eema: Carnotaur! A mouthful of teeth with a bad attitude, lets go!

— Dinosaur 2000 attitude

[Aladar dashes off to warn of the landslide]Eema: Aladar, wait, wait! Kronll eat you alive!Aladar: Let him try.[Aladar dashes off]Eema: [sighing] I hope Krons in a listening mood...

— Dinosaur 2000 hope

Eema: Move over, everybody. Bringin in babies is what *I* do best!Yar: Id say its been a few years since youve hatched an egg.Eema: [laughing] Youre right -[stops, serious]Eema: so let me practice on your head!

— Dinosaur 2000 ya

[Aladars baby urinates on Yar]Yar: Yep. Youre your fathers son, all right.

— Dinosaur 2000 ya

[about his newborn son]Aladar: Hey, little guy! He looks just like me!Neera: Meet your dad. Hes not as crazy as he looks.

— Dinosaur 2000 you

[as he is pushed and shoved by the thirsty herd trying to make their way to the water]Aladar: [sarcastically] Thats it! Keep pushing and...[he gets shoved]Aladar: Shoving! Thats very helpful.

— Dinosaur 2000 water

[after the lemur children hop away after playing with Aladar]Plio: [sarcastically] Heh. Its a shame you dont like kids.Aladar: [sarcastically] Ugh. Nasty little vermin.

— Dinosaur 2000 children

Aladar: Look, Neera, if we watch out for each other, we all stand a chance of reaching your nesting grounds.Neera: You sound so sure.Aladar: Im not. But, its all I know.

— Dinosaur 2000 you

Zini: [whilst combing his hair back with his hand] What you need is a little help from the love monkey.

— Dinosaur 2000 love

Aladar: [before the courtship] Lets get going: you dont want to miss Yars annual pep talk.Zini: Oh goody: I cant wait to hear the mating advice of an old monkey.Aladar: Hey-hey-hey, I heard that in his day, that old monkey was quite a swinger.Zini: You talkin about *Yar*?Aladar: Yeah, to hear him tell it, he put the prime in primate.Zini: [sarcastically] Really?

— Dinosaur 2000 advice

[Frantically after the asteroid strikes]Plio: Run, Aladar! Run! Run!

— Dinosaur 2000

Aladar: [after spooking Eema] Oh... sorry about that. Its just that, we overheard you talking and, um...[Url drops a rock enthusiastically at his feet, Aladar looks confused]Eema: Well, my word. Look at Url. He doesnt normally warm up to strangers so fast.Baylene: [Sniffing the lemurs on Aladars back] What an unfortunate blemish.Eema: A good mud bathll clear those right up.Yar: *Excuse* me?[Eema jumps back, appalled]

— Dinosaur 2000 war

Kron: Weve got a lot of first timers here, make sure they get it: we stop for nothing, and no one.Bruton: [Turns to herd] If this is your first crossing, listen up! There is no water until we reach the other side. And youd better keep up, because if a predator catches you, youre on your own. Move out!

— Dinosaur 2000 time

Baylene: Oh, my goodness. It looks like a very long walk.Eema: And hot! If you smell somethin sizzlin, could be me!

— Dinosaur 2000 good

[Baylenes titanic size has unearthed the water]Zini: I always did like big girls!

— Dinosaur 2000 art

Yar: [both are giving mating advice, Yar to the males, Plio to the females] Okay boys, gather round: listen and learn from the Master.Plio: Now girls, dont jump into the trees after the first boy with a cute back-flip: its more fun if you keep them guessing.Yar: And if a cute back-flip doesnt work, guess.Plio: Youre never going to forget this day, so make it one to remember.Yar: But if you mess up, dont worry: theyll never remember.

— Dinosaur 2000 work

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