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District 9 2009

Koobus Venter: I cant believe Im being paid to do this. I love watching you prawns die.
— District 9 2009 love
Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin tentacle out of my face!
— District 9 2009 you
Automated MNU Instructional Voice: [in MNU Humvee] When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
— District 9 2009 smile
Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little guy! Its the sweetie man coming!
— District 9 2009 man
Christopher Johnsons Son: How many moons does our planet have?Christopher Johnson: Seven.Christopher Johnsons Son: This planet only has one. I cant wait to see our planet again... its bigger than this one, isnt it?Christopher Johnson: [turns off holographic atlas of what seems to be the Alien home planet] Enough.Christopher Johnsons Son: We go home now?Christopher Johnson: Not home, no. This is where we must go.[shows his son an MNU brochure outlining Sanctuary Park Alien Relocation Camp aka District 10]Christopher Johnson: See that tent there? That might be ours.Christopher Johnsons Son: I want to go home!Christopher Johnson: We cant go home. Not anymore.
— District 9 2009 man
Wikus Van De Merwe: Could you go a bit slower with the clicks there, it sounded like you said *three years*...
— District 9 2009 you
Prawn: We trade[large alien robot suit]Prawn: for ten thousand cansObesandjo: Give them one hundred cansObesandjos Lieutenant: [to Prawn] One hundred!Prawn: Yes, yes, but we take all of them nowObesandjos Lieutenant: Get them the cat food, hurry up!
— District 9 2009 food
Wikus Van De Merwe: [in Christophers ship] This wholes things under your shack? For 20 years, youve had this fookin thing hidden out here? This is, this is very illegal, I mean, this is... this is a fine.
— District 9 2009 christ
Wikus Van De Merwe: Oh! I havent shown you a picture of my wife! Here she is, my angel. I tell people she actually looks like an angel, you see here? The white looks like a halo on her head. Can you see that? Shes my angel, youre picking that up on your cameras there! They probably wont keep that in the film but...
— District 9 2009 people
Wikus Van De Merwe: [examining and fiddling with the lid of the Prawns fuel] ... but, its uh, not a weapon... but I dont trust it, I dont trust any-a the -[sprayed in face with the Prawns fuel]
— District 9 2009 trust
Christopher Johnsons Son: Fuel goes in here!Christopher Johnson: Thats enough! QUIET!Christopher Johnsons Son: ...then we fly away.Christopher Johnson: I said QUIET! We cannot trust him.Wikus Van De Merwe: What is he saying about the fuel, is this, are you trying to start this thing? He-he. Are you little fookers trying to start this, and get away, ay?Christopher Johnson: Never mind.Wikus Van De Merwe: Ha-ha. Yeah, you sneaky fookin prawns, heh?Christopher Johnson: Too bad. I could have fixed you.Wikus Van De Merwe: Wha- wait what did you say about-about the *fixing*?
— District 9 2009 art
[last lines]Tania Van De Merwe: It couldnt possibly come from him... I know its true.
— District 9 2009 true
Obesandjos Lieutenant: [gets a machete, moves towards Wilkus, laughing] Hehe, I will teach you...Wikus Van De Merwe: [grabs an alien weapon] YOU BLIKSEM!Obesandjos Lieutenant: Hey, HEY, HEY![gets blown away by Wilkus]Obesandjo: OH! HOLY SHIT!Wikus Van De Merwe: [blasts several more of Obesandjos soldiers, then turns to Obesandjo] You tell them to fokking stand down!Obesandjo: [shouts to his soldiers in Xhosa, who back off]Wikus Van De Merwe: Put the fokking weapons in the bag![backing away with the weapons]Wikus Van De Merwe: Dont fokking look at me!
— District 9 2009 war
Grey Bradnam - UKNR Chief Correspondent: Theres no way of knowing whether or not Christopher Johnson will return. We dont know if he was simply escaping, whether he will effect a rescue plan, uh... and as the so-called free press says, whether or not hell come back and declare war on us.
— District 9 2009 war
Fundiswa Mhlanga: [about Wikus Van de Merwe] He was an honest man, and he didnt deserve any of what happened to him.
— District 9 2009 man
Obesandjos Lieutenant: How did you do this one, my man? Its doggy-style with a demon. Youre one brave white man. Were you wearing a condom?
— District 9 2009 man
Sarah Livingstone - Sociologist: [about Nigerian scams on the Prawns] ... where they sold cat food to the aliens for exorbitant prices.
— District 9 2009 living

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