Dreamcatcher 2003

Dr. Henry Devlin: What the hell? Whos Mr. Gray? What are you trying to tell me, Jonesy?[Stops walking]Dr. Henry Devlin: Youre not Jonesy.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 hell

Dr. Henry Devlin: [Begins talking into the gun like its a phone] Hello? Jonesy. Jesus Christ, I knew it was you. Wheres he taking you? Massachusetts. He is? Duddits, OK... Jonesy, I will. You hang in there. Jonesy? Jonesy. He hung up...Captain Owen Underhill: Give me back my gun.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 jesus

Gary Jonesy Jones: Im filing that in the Who Gives A Shit section of my Memory Warehouse.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 war

Dr. Henry Devlin: Where are you, Jonsey? Pick up the phone. Call 1-800-HENRY.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 you

Joe Beaver Clarendon: Heres to Duddits... our dreamcatcher. Wish he was here.Pete Moore: To the Duds.Dr. Henry Devlin: To Douglas Cavell.Gary Jonesy Jones: To Duddits.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 dream

Dr. Henry Devlin: You and I dont get after him right away, hes gonna get out of my range, and some kind of shit is going to hit the planetary fan.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 you

Rick McCarthy: [Burps loudly]Joe Beaver Clarendon: bitch-in-a-buzzsaw. Ive heard some mighty burps in my time, but thats the blue ribbon baby.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 time

[Beaver is eating peanut butter from the jar with his fingers]Gary Jonesy Jones: What are you doing?Joe Beaver Clarendon: What? Peanut butter calms me down.Gary Jonesy Jones: Somebody else might want to use that jar.Joe Beaver Clarendon: Ill leave some.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 body

Beaver: Whats it called when you got a constant woody and it wont go down?Henry: You mean priapism?Beaver: See, Im practically priasmic

— Dreamcatcher 2003 you

Colonel Curtis: Whose radio is that?[upon hearing crashed aliens pleading for sympathy]Captain Owen Underhill: Its not the radio, boss. Theyre putting it directly into our heads.Colonel Curtis: There it is, gentlemen. Directly into our heads. This gives you an idea what were up against. Now if anybody is thinking, Why, those poor helpless little fools... all naked and unarmed besides their crashed intergalactic Winnebago. What kind of a dog, what kind of a monster... could hear that heartbreak and go in just the same? Well, Im that dog. Im that monster. These mothers are as harmless as a fox in a hen house. And Im here to kick some ass! Are you with me?

— Dreamcatcher 2003 art

Barry Neiman: Carls Jr. has this $6 burger, which really only costs $3.95 so you think youre getting some deal but the truth is, it may be the best franchise burger out there. I went there yesterday and ordered three. By golly, those suckers almost filled me up. Ah, when I got home, I still had to have a box of Eggos but that doesnt take away from Carls achievement. I mean, heres a guy whos got to go through life as Carl Junior, right?Dr. Henry Devlin: Barry?Barry Neiman: Like he can never get out of the shadow of his dad, the original Carl, I guess.Dr. Henry Devlin: Barry? Do you think this compulsive eating has something to do with thinking you killed your mother?

— Dreamcatcher 2003 life

Dr. Henry Devlin: [Owen drives through the wall next to Henry] You almost ran me down!Captain Owen Underhill: I figured youd read my mind and get out of the way.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 mind

Colonel Curtis: Those poor schmucks... they drive Chevrolets, shop at Wal-Mart, never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans. The idea of slaughtering Americans... it just turns my stomach.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 art

Pete Moore: Henry, if we die before you get back, promise youll tell everybody she wasnt my date.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 body

Joe Beaver Clarendon: Wait, Jonesy...Gary Jonesy Jones: Yeah, Beav?Joe Beaver Clarendon: You be careful.Gary Jonesy Jones: Be careful of what?Joe Beaver Clarendon: Wish I knew.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 you

Douglas Duddits Cavell: I Duddits!

— Dreamcatcher 2003

Pete Moore: In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I dont think Im alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 god

Young Beaver: Hey, you dont wanna see the homecoming queens pussy? Dont come.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 home

Joe Beaver Clarendon: I wish Henry was here...Gary Jonesy Jones: Hes a shrink, not an internist.Joe Beaver Clarendon: He went to med school. Did you?Gary Jonesy Jones: ...I thought about it.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 thought

Colonel Curtis: The men call the red stuff Ripley, after the broad in the Alien movies.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 men

Colonel Curtis: Come with me, Owen... Ill show you things youll wish youd never seen.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 you

Dr. Henry Devlin: Sometimes we have to kill, but our real job is to save lives.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 time

Colonel Curtis: OK, Owen. OK. You just drove over the Curtis line.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 you

Pete: Bingo... Did you say bingo like the game in church basements?Beaver: Well theres trim there.Pete: oh, Beaver.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 men

Gary Jonesy Jones: Pittsfields a better place to be from, than go back to.

— Dreamcatcher 2003

Colonel Curtis: [to Owen] Bucko, I think were on the same page - pissin in the same latrine.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 sin

Colonel Curtis: Do you think Im crazy, Owen?Captain Owen Underhill: A little bit.

— Dreamcatcher 2003 you

[checking on the sick guy in the bathroom after finding a trail of blood on the floor]Beaver: [knocking on door] Hey Rick, you alright in there, buddy?Rick McCarthy: Yeah, I just need to make a little room!

— Dreamcatcher 2003 art

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