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Drew Carey

Eating crappy food isnt a reward...its a punishment.
— Drew Carey war
As you know, Im from Cleveland, Ohio. I love Cleveland, Ohio. I based my whole career on being from Cleveland, Ohio. And you also might know that Cleveland, Ohio, is going through some tough times right now.
— Drew Carey love
Sometimes I like it, sometimes I dont. Ive always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I cant do that very easily anymore.
— Drew Carey time
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
— Drew Carey life
It sucks being fat, you know.
— Drew Carey you
Hello. And welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everythings made up and the points dont matter. The points here are kind of like Canada.
— Drew Carey hell
They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer life, Oh well.
— Drew Carey life
The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
— Drew Carey time
This is how youre supposed to feel every day. This is what I should have felt like my whole life! I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. My father died of a heart attack in his 40s. Im not an idiot. The writing was on the wall.
— Drew Carey life
As far as exercising goes...watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
— Drew Carey book
Thousand points for everybody! Usually a thousand, but for you, nine ninety-nine! Nine ninety-nine! Im giving the points away, only nine ninety-nine! Im craaaazy!
— Drew Carey body
Weirdo. Weirdo. Underachiever. Weirdo. Weirdo.
— Drew Carey weird
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that theyre so rich, they feel they dont work that much for all that money-and they dont for the amount of money they make.
— Drew Carey people
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
— Drew Carey work
A thousand points for everybody. Of course, I have to subtract five hundred points for Ryan because he forgot to kick a photographer.
— Drew Carey ya
I see my face in the mirror and go, Im a Halloween costume? Thats what they think of me?
— Drew Carey think
I dont miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
— Drew Carey living
Oh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so? Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
— Drew Carey hate
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
— Drew Carey life
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. Theres regular people there.
— Drew Carey love
I dont care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
— Drew Carey care
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that theyre so rich, they feel they dont work that much for all that money - and they dont, for the amount of money they make.
— Drew Carey people
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
— Drew Carey love
Im competitive at everything.
— Drew Carey
Im not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly dont think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
— Drew Carey men
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
— Drew Carey hate
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
— Drew Carey crime
Nevadas one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
— Drew Carey body
Nothings funny about someone whos successful.
— Drew Carey funny
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who arent doing better than they are.
— Drew Carey people
Some people dont like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
— Drew Carey people
Thats the great thing about having your friends around you. Ive known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldnt ask for a better work environment.
— Drew Carey people
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
— Drew Carey hate
Theres no way I can justify my salary level, but Im learning to live with it.
— Drew Carey learning
Vegas is everything thats right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. Theyve effectively legalized everything there.
— Drew Carey hate
Well never see national shows with 45 shares again.
— Drew Carey wit
What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
— Drew Carey help
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; its a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
— Drew Carey honor
When I play poker, I dont like losing the pot.
— Drew Carey sin
When the shows in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
— Drew Carey time
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
— Drew Carey life
But I dont want to lose touch with things like eating in Bobs Big Boy.
— Drew Carey wit
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, theres always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
— Drew Carey success
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
— Drew Carey women

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