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Employee of the Month 2006

Vince: This is an 81 Honda! How dare you!
— Employee of the Month 2006 you
Attractive Woman: Are you staring at my breasts?Lon: I dont know.
— Employee of the Month 2006 man
Russell: Oh yeah, that picture goes up on the wall she slides into the sack faster than a singed Koala bear looking for an all night burn center.
— Employee of the Month 2006 sin
Zack: Were all pink on the inside...Vince: Like vaginas![awkward pause]Vince: [cough]
— Employee of the Month 2006 war
Vince: [Jorge takes out a knife while they are in Zacks house, changing all the clocks, and his grandmother comes into the room] What are you doing? There are no weapons in this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you.
— Employee of the Month 2006 time
Vince: [after Vince is revealed to have been giving stuff away, he runs off and Semi tackles him to the ground][writhes in pain]Vince: Now I know why they call you Semi
— Employee of the Month 2006 pain
Vince: Well, I guess I can get a little anal...Zack: Actually, I hear he gets alot.
— Employee of the Month 2006
Iqbal: Do it for pride, the rest will come... including the girl.
— Employee of the Month 2006 pride
Granny: Zacky! Whats my pin number?Zack: 1234 Grandma, now we have to change it again!
— Employee of the Month 2006 change
Russell: Youre like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are.
— Employee of the Month 2006 body
Russell: Check it out guy, hes the alpha male of the store... chicks always go after the alpha male, theyre like lions... kings of the desert. And you, youre just a little tiny fieldmouse dangling in the teeth of the lion while hes banging your chick. Oh wait a minute... boxboy, youre like the little hairy nutsack on the little hairy fieldmouse swinging back and forth while hes banging your chick...Zack: [radio] Youre metaphors are magical, but shut the hell up! please?[radio]Russell: [radio] Roger... Just going back and forth hairy calahari style in and out with his big...[radio]
— Employee of the Month 2006 magic
Semi: Watch the oats! Watch the oats!
— Employee of the Month 2006
Granny: Dont forget to wash your balls.
— Employee of the Month 2006 you
Russell: Jesus Christ. Where the hell are we, Chuck E. Cheese-istian?
— Employee of the Month 2006 jesus
Vince: I realize that you dont care about your job, but I do.Zack: And I want to thank you for caring about my job, really.
— Employee of the Month 2006 you
Semi: [while Zack is recovering from running into a wooden pallet] And if you pass out, you call 911!
— Employee of the Month 2006 you
Semi: [after removing a gold Employee Of The Month star from a safe] Pretty!
— Employee of the Month 2006
Zack: [Zack holds up a mop preparing to go clean up a spill, when Vince appears out of a break room with a mop] You have got to be kidding MEEEEEEEEEEE!
— Employee of the Month 2006 you
Lon: Wow, thats gotta hurt. I mean, hes always doin that to you. Stealing your thunder. You remember the red head? In gardening? Boinked her behind the monkey grass. And the asian in automotive? Did her on a pile of carburetors. Oh, and the blonde in frozen foods, with the... Doink! Doink! Turkeys done! Remember her?Lon: [sticks his fingers out of his chest]
— Employee of the Month 2006 food
Jorge: [looking at the defaced picture of Vince] ... I love ah-nall, whos ah-nall?Vince: Its ANAL, dumbass!Jorge: You do?
— Employee of the Month 2006 love
Russell: Think about it guys, we could be working over there at Maxi-Mart and that place really sucks. Pass me the chips there, eight balls.[Iqbal passes a bulk size bag of chips]Lon: Plus, I hear they make you wear those house-arrest ankle bracelet things, so they know where you are all the time and if you leave the main floor, you get a little shocker.[Blows a party kazoo]Russell: True. I knew a guy in upper management, man, went crazy. Strapped one of those things around his hairy ballsack, ran out in the parking lot and blew a three dollar Hawaiian wonder cooler all over the place.Iqbal: Ids-kay, ids-kay.Russell: Knocked the little Korean kid right out of shopping basket.
— Employee of the Month 2006 time
Vince: Is your name Semi because youre the size of a huge Mack truck or because youre semi-retarded?Semi: I dont know.
— Employee of the Month 2006 you

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