Evan Almighty 2007
[Evan is driving to work]Evan Baxter: I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful, handsome-[Looks into rearview, and sees God in the back seat, having just appeared out of nowhere]Evan Baxter: AAGGGHHHHH! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!God: [smiling] Let it out, son. Its the beginning of wisdom.Evan Baxter: How did you get in here? Dah! Im calling the cops.God: No wait. Look-look-look. Theres one right there.[Points to a motorcycle cop on the shoulder. Evan rolls down his window]Evan Baxter: Officer! Officer! Carjacker, carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car![the officer turns his head, revealing that he is God]Officer God: Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk.[Evan turns around. God has vanished from there. He looks and sees God crossing the street, and in the car behind him, honking for him to move]
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