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Family Guy/Season 11

Ross: Peter, I highly doubt that. I mean, no offense, but it doesnt look like your family would be up to the task.
— Family Guy/Season 11 family
Peter: Yeah, you kids always loved your first trip to the fire station. You remember when we took Meg?
— Family Guy/Season 11 love
Quagmire: Thanks to you, TVs a vast wasteland. You know how I know that phrase? I read it in a book, you monster!
— Family Guy/Season 11 book
Stewie: Oh God, its not gonna be coming out of us, its gonna be going-- UUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLEEEEEP!
— Family Guy/Season 11 god
Stewie: Rupert, did you hear that? Megs boyfriend is in love with me. Not that I care, I mean, it wont matter once I explain to him whats going on with us. But what would I tell him is going on with us?
— Family Guy/Season 11 love
Dr. Hartman: Yeah, thats thats not supposed to be there so, she should probably always wear a hat.
— Family Guy/Season 11 art
Lois: Oh, I wouldnt worry about it, Bonnie. Ive put Stewie in the oven a buncha times. As long as you come to your senses in 15 minutes, everythings fine.
— Family Guy/Season 11 time
Joseph Peter: Yknow, this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in. Was back when they were like Drown all the girls! and then they were like Dont drown all the girls!, but she was born on a drowning week so yknow. Achoo!
— Family Guy/Season 11 girls
Donkey Meg: So you guys are goin to Bethlehem, huh? I went there one time on a donkeys night out. Oh my God; I got sooo hammered!
— Family Guy/Season 11 god
Guide: Thats a sensory deprivation room that prepares our astronauts for the terrifying emptiness of space.
— Family Guy/Season 11 space
Chris: Well, I dont know what most of these buttons do, but I know this big red one is the one you press to launch.
— Family Guy/Season 11 you
Stewie: You tried to destroy it, didnt you? I knew my play was good, just like I knew your play was a mediocre patchwork of hackneyed ideas and tired cliches. You have no idea how hard it was to sit in that theater with all those braying hyenas. Couldnt you tell something was up when Chris and the fat man could follow the plot? I mean, it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little.
— Family Guy/Season 11 art
Stewie: Its filled with terrible double entendres, puns and stolen bits. Theres a line in there from Seinfeld.
— Family Guy/Season 11 wit
Stewie: I have a voice. You understand that? A writer needs a voice and I have one. You dont. Your play panders to the lowest common denominator, Brian. And it doesnt even do that well!
— Family Guy/Season 11 writer
Lois: Welcome to our home, Charmisse. Sit on my lips you like. That chair with the garbage bag taped over it looks pretty good.
— Family Guy/Season 11 good
Brian: Angrily Geez, you kissed your mother with that mouth? Stewie throws up again while Brian recoils
— Family Guy/Season 11 kiss
Pope: Hi. I dont know who to complain to about this, but I keep getting XVIIIs mail. Yeah, no, no, hes not here anymore. This is XXIV. Yeah. No, I dont need Newsweek. No, I dont need National Geographic. YeahINo, IllIll hang onto Boys Life.
— Family Guy/Season 11 life
Peter: Okay, I know youre a pilot and everything, but not everyone likes to talk about planes as much as you, Quagmire.
— Family Guy/Season 11 you
Peter: Fletcher met the long arm of the law at the wrong end of a shotgun in the deep end of a grave at the far end of a dead end road.
— Family Guy/Season 11 law
Peter: Look, Lois! I have my friends and you have groceries and all those rusty pink razors in the shower. Now just stick to whats intended for you and leave my things to me.
— Family Guy/Season 11 friends
Peter: Quagmire, when a girl says she doesnt want to have sex with you, do you take that as an answer?
— Family Guy/Season 11 sex
Stewie: Yeahhh, alright! So lets hit the hospital, get checked out for teleportation cancer and then part-tyyyy!
— Family Guy/Season 11 art
Brian: Stewie, this place is a complete pit! Dont ya think its weird we have to keep checking in every 20 minutes?
— Family Guy/Season 11 ya

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