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Family Guy/Season 2

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— Family Guy/Season 2 quotes
Brian: Well, Peter, its not really that hard. Lets start with a polite conversation. For example, its a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather were having. Now you try.
— Family Guy/Season 2 love
Peter: Its a pleasure to see you again. After Hogans Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex. Hows that?
— Family Guy/Season 2 sex
Lois: Your Holiness, this is such an honor! Please, go into the living room, and make yourself at home!
— Family Guy/Season 2 living
Chicken Man: Havent you heard? At midnight tonight, every computer in the world is gonna fail! Planes will fall out of the sky, and all the worlds nuclear weapons will explode, annihilating the entire planet!
— Family Guy/Season 2 world
Barker: Join us tomorrow for more Price is Right. This is Bob Barker, reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.
— Family Guy/Season 2 mind
Stewie: Why dont you teach it to the Chinese girl? Or perhaps she can learn after her people invade your country.
— Family Guy/Season 2 people
Stewie: Oh, try and stop them. And try and stop Pablos people from using drug money to buy arms from Lis countrymen who will in turn sell them to Yuris people so they can ethnically cleanse the rest of this nauseatingly diverse grab bag of genetic party favors you call a family. So now you understand, yes? You all hate each other.
— Family Guy/Season 2 art
Death: Im Calista Flockhart. Who the hell do you think I am? Im Death! Which one you is Peter Griffin?
— Family Guy/Season 2 death
Stewie: Ah, the breakfast thing. Yes. It wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I do. I have no problem. Its just, theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And its not so much that I want to kill her. Its just-- I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult, and then I think to myself: My God, wouldnt it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?
— Family Guy/Season 2 god
Child on television: Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?
— Family Guy/Season 2 man
Peter: Lois has had the car all week, and its just been hell getting around. I actually had to rent a mustang.
— Family Guy/Season 2 hell
Stewie: My God, its finally happened. Hes become so massive hes collapsed into himself like a neutron star.
— Family Guy/Season 2 god
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears, that would ring a few bells?
— Family Guy/Season 2 you
Meg: Mayor West, youve been talking for an hour and I dont have anything I can use in my article. Can you just please
— Family Guy/Season 2 art
West: Your story? Wait a minute. You cant print that! Itll compromise my entire investigation! Well, thank God shes just a figment of my imagination.
— Family Guy/Season 2 god
Peter: Thats not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when Im drunk!
— Family Guy/Season 2 true

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