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Farscape

1 Season 11.1 Premiere 1.2 I, ET 1.3 Exodus from Genesis 1.4 Throne for a Loss 1.5 Back and Back and Back to the Future 1.6 Thank God Its Friday. Again 1.7 PK Tech Girl 1.8 That Old Black Magic 1.9 DNA Mad Scientist 1.10 Theyve Got A Secret 1.11 Till The Blood Runs Clear 1.12 Rhapsody in Blue 1.13 The Flax 1.14 Jeremiah Crichton 1.15 Durka Returns 1.16 A Human Reaction 1.17 Through the Looking Glass 1.18 A Bugs Life 1.19 Nerve 1.20 The Hidden Memory 1.21 Bone to be Wild 1.22 Family Ties
— Farscape life
2 Season 22.1 Mind The Baby 2.2 Vitas Mortis 2.3 Taking the Stone 2.4 Crackers Dont Matter 2.5 The Way We Werent 2.6 Picture if You Will 2.7 Home on the Remains 2.8 Dream a Little Dream 2.9 Out of Their Minds 2.10 My Three Crichtons 2.11 Look at the Princess 1: A Kiss Is But a Kiss 2.12 Look at the Princess 2: I Do, I Think 2.13 Look at the Princess 3: The Maltese Crichton 2.14 Beware of Dog 2.15 Wont Get Fooled Again 2.16 The Locket 2.17 The Ugly Truth 2.18 A Clockwork Nebari 2.19 Liars, Guns and Money 1: A Not So Simple Plan 2.20 Liars, Guns and Money 2: With Friends Like These 2.21 Liars, Guns and Money 3: Plan B 2.22 Die Me, Dichotomy
— Farscape truth
3 Season 33.1 Season of Death 3.2 Suns and Lovers 3.3 Self Inflicted Wounds 1: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda 3.4 Self Inflicted Wounds2: Wait for the Wheel 3.5 Different Destinations 3.6 Eat Me 3.7 Thanks for Sharing 3.8 Green Eyed Monster 3.9 Losing Time 3.10 Relativity 3.11 Incubator 3.12 Meltdown 3.13 Scratch n Sniff 3.14 Infinite Possibilities 1: Daedalus Demands 3.15 Infinite Possibilities 2: Icarus Abides 3.16 Revenging Angel 3.17 The Choice 3.18 Fractures 3.19 I-Yensch, You-Yensch 3.20 Into the Lions Den 1: Lambs to the Slaughter 3.21 Into the Lions Den 2: Wolf in Sheeps Clothing 3.22 Dog with Two Bones
— Farscape love
4 Season 44.1 Crichton Kicks 4.2 What Was Lost 1: Sacrifice 4.3 What Was Lost 2: Resurrection 4.4 Lavas a Many Splendored Thing 4.5 Promises 4.6 Natural Election 4.7 John Quixote 4.8 I Shrink Therefore I Am 4.9 A Prefect Murder 4.10 Coup by Clam 4.11 Unrealized Reality 4.12 Kansas 4.13 Terra Firma 4.14 Twice Shy 4.15 Mental as Anything 4.16 Bringing Home the Beacon 4.17 A Constellation of Doubt 4.18 Prayer 4.19 Were So Screwed 1: Fetal Attraction 4.20 Were So Screwed 2: Hot to Katratzi 4.21 Were So Screwed 3: La Bomba 4.22 Bad Timing
— Farscape reality
To have a female character that was raised to be purely militaristic, almost all her feminine attributes were deprogrammed out of her and any nurturing instinct was removed -- to have that character find her nurturing side is a wonderful story, compelling and funny.
— Farscape funny
Because of what the fans did, Farscape is alive again. At the end of season four, I really did explore all options. Because of the fan attention, an unexpected and almost unprecedented solution for going into production presented itself. But because of that weve now brought Farscape to a much better place.
— Farscape self
Crichton: Theres life out here, Dad. Weird, amazing, psychotic life. And death. In Technicolor. Hey, Dad, you know those rattlers in the stomach we talked about? Well, Ive got them now.
— Farscape life
Rygel: Im Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I dont need to talk to you.
— Farscape people
Jack Crichton: No, you cant be. But each man gets a chance to be his own kind of hero. Your time will come, and when it does, watch out. Chances are itll be the last thing you ever expected.
— Farscape time
Crichton: The sound is doing something to my eye. Feels like it’s melting my brain. It couldn’t actually be doing something to my brain, could it?
— Farscape rain
Lyneea: Do you? Can you? I mean, to you space-travel is commonplace. But to us, here, I mean in one flash.
— Farscape travel
Crichton: .you learn that youre not alone in the universe. That interstellar space travel is possible, that a zillion of your empirical facts about science and religion are wrong, or completely suspect? I do understand.
— Farscape religion
Rygel: Mother always said I was the best looking. Thats why she had my older brothers banished. She said my face belonged on the Imperial seal.
— Farscape mother
Crichton: Oh, we call them linebackers. Or serial killers, depends on if theyre professional or amateur.
— Farscape rich
Crichton: Ask me later. Just ask me later when I’ve got more time. Of course I could be dead three or four times by the time you ask.
— Farscape time
Aeryn: Yes, well, the day that they prove that is the day I let Palmonian meat hounds tear all the flesh from my bones.
— Farscape day
Crichton: They spit fire? How come no one tells me this stuff? How come no one tells me they spit fire? Aeryn!
— Farscape fire
Crichton: Human. It’s kinda like Sebacean, but we haven’t conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.
— Farscape world
Rygel: Long enough for me to see your blue backside meditating, but not long enough for you to touch me.
— Farscape you
Rygel: John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate. May you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. Thats for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the Ceremony of Passage completed, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.
— Farscape self
Aeryn: You and the others are trying to get home avoiding Peacekeeper territories. My home is Peacekeeper territories; its just that I cant ever go back there. Ever.
— Farscape peace
Zhaan: Rygel, what a surprise. I see youre having something to eat. Is this your third helping or your fourth?
— Farscape you
Crichton: Back off! Get that weapon out of my face before I feed it to you. Now tell your bitch to let my female go.
— Farscape you
Rygel: I like my wives pregnant and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm and my slumber is uninterrupted.
— Farscape war
Crichton: One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right? I’ll take that as a yes.
— Farscape you
Crichton: Since I left home, I’ve been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at. I’ve had alien creatures in my face, up my nose, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I’ve felt peace.
— Farscape time
Crichton: Come on out, Chiana. Look, I don’t have time to play this game. Durka’s gone Hannibal Lecter on us.
— Farscape time
Crichton: They have worlds out there, people that you wouldn’t believe. But they do not have chocolate.
— Farscape people
Crichton: I haven’t heard of anything like anything happening before. My planet doesn’t even go to the moon anymore.
— Farscape moon
Rygel: Youre not seriously considering going down there are you? For goodness sake, did you see that thing?
— Farscape good
Crichton: All right, one quick trip to the pharmacy coming up. Out the door, turn left at the creature.
— Farscape right
DArgo: Zhaan, let me explain to you what is going on inside my nose right now. Large pieces of green mucus, gunk
— Farscape you
DArgo: No offense, but I say we take this tree-hugger, shove him out the access port, and get the hezmana out of here.
— Farscape man
Crichton: Fine, just - ditch the firm, fly to Maui, shack up with the super model - BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP THE PORSCHE!
— Farscape you
Crichton: Is that it, Sparky? Gonna take the road well-traveled? Gonna play dumb? Singing. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Baskin Robbins, Ben and Jerry’s, Good Humor. What’s your favorite -- creamsicle or fudgesicle?
— Farscape humor
Scorpius hallucination/Harvey: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and you like revenge, dont you John?
— Farscape revenge
Crichton: Maldis! C’mon you old bastard, show your ugly face. Haven’t you read the super villain’s handbook? This is where you’re supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.
— Farscape book
Crichton: Screw’em Zhaanie. You’re a tenth level Pa’u, you get to eleven, we get a TV ministry.
— Farscape you
Aeryn in John: Well explain later, just shoot us Zhaan. Full power, and dont worry well have the screen up.
— Farscape power
John in Aeryn: Oh, come on, man! Im Theyre here. Theyre right here. Theyve been here for a couple of arns, and I just had to
— Farscape man
Aeryn in Rygel: Ill tell you one thing Crichton, if I find youve been dreaming anything else to my body Ill break your legs, even if they are mine
— Farscape dream
Rygel in John: Uhuh, thats all right, we do that sort of thing all the time here on Moya. I just peed in the maintenance bay.
— Farscape time
Rygel in Aeryn: I told you! You all say Im paranoid, but its true: no one ever frelling listens to me!
— Farscape true
Crichton: On my planet we don’t marry people we dont love unless theyre critically ill billionaires.
— Farscape love
Crichton: Eighty cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. Ill miss the strippers on my hundredth birthday. Ill get a utility bill for three trillion dollars for a single porch light that I left on and everybody I know will be dead.
— Farscape light
DArgo: Security is so tight that last night they burst into my room just as Chiana was ah, screaming.
— Farscape night
DArgo: The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
— Farscape world
Crais: FREEZE! Youre under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK?
— Farscape love
Crais: I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque or credit card?
— Farscape murder
Crichton: There’s just nothing new in the universe is there? It’s the same everywhere, good cop, bad cop.
— Farscape universe
Crichton: It’s going to be more real than real. It’s going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in Sensurround.
— Farscape vision
DArgo: John, all the things Ive done as a warrior, all the horrible thoughts Ive had all the cycles of my life, even about you, I am so sorry.
— Farscape life
Rygel: Ten percent of this plan is lunacy, fifty percent of these riches is not enough, one hundred percent of dead is dead.
— Farscape dead
Rygel: Every time I think that theres more to you than a pair of pushed-up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me
— Farscape time
Crichton: He’s here andum, he blames me. He blames me for killing Scorpious. So I’ve been..I’ve been tryingtrying touh
— Farscape rich
Crichton: You’re going to take my memories and I’m going to talk gibberish? Why don’t you just take my mojo while you’re at it?
— Farscape memories
Crichton: Aeryn, did I say or do anything to piss you off? I mean other than caving in the side of your head?
— Farscape you
Crichton: Whoa, where do they get these stories? Let’s set the facts straight. First off there was no raping, very little pillaging and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.
— Farscape stories
DArgo: Yeah we need you DArgo, we need you. Oh, and by the way would you mind putting your hands up against the wall and spreading your legs so I can kick you up the mivonks. You have got to be one dumb trasnik.
— Farscape reading
Rygel: What friends? We were thrown together against our will and were all just trying to make the best of it until we can get the chance to screw the others to get what we want.
— Farscape friends
Zhaan: Now I know I shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive DArgo, exuberant Chiana, wise Rygel, selfless Aeryn, innocent Crichton. My children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you.
— Farscape love
Aeryn: If you try anything when I am gone whatever you have in the place of mivonks and wherever they are, they will be gone when I get back.
— Farscape hate
Crichton: Who’s your daddy? C’mon, you know who your daddy is. Who’s your daddy? D’Argo, tell him who his daddy is.
— Farscape you
Crichton: Crais, I want you to find the fattest target you can. Government house, missile site, McDonalds, whatever.
— Farscape men
Crichton: Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky flesh. Kinda like my Aunt Ruth’s special Jello.
— Farscape man
Crichton: God-like aliens. Boy, do I hate god-like aliens. Ill take a critter over a god-like alien any time
— Farscape god
DArgo: I am a full-blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will crawl out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning. Ive been arrested for saying exactly the same thing on four different planets.
— Farscape you
DArgo: Girls, breasts, blue breasts, green breasts, I dont know. All I know is they spiked our drinks and took our money.
— Farscape money
Crichton: I mean how far are you gonna take this? Is this the end, or are you gonna try and put all the toothpaste back in the tube?
— Farscape past
Crichton: But youre gonna give it the old college try, arent you? Youre gonna kill me, Furlow, and Aeryn.
— Farscape you
Furlow: Dont be the hero, John. Always be the one to walk away while the hero dies. Thats my motto.
— Farscape hero
Stark seeing the wormhole weapon destroy the Scarran dreadnought: I have no prayer for that
— Farscape prayer
Scorpius/Harvey: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects, and to say farewell to our dear friend, Commander John Crichton A schmuck. Muleheaded, reckless, and probably braindead before I met him. Alas, his death is mine also.
— Farscape love
Stark: If youve got a deity you had better make your peace with it now, because Im going to lead you to the other side real quick.
— Farscape peace
Xhalax Sun: Ive heard loved ones leave you in pieces that little by little you start to forget things about them, but thats not true. You lose themeverything, instantly, and suddenly nothing can replace them. Nothing.
— Farscape love
Crichton: So thats what Im doing. You dont have to come along. You dont have to like it. I just want you to know.
— Farscape you
Pilot: Moya and I are against this idea in totality. Im sure Captain Crais is aware that Talyn resists also.
— Farscape war
Chiana: You dont know how far Scorpius is in his wormhole research. You dont know where he keeps it. You dont know anything. How are you going to stop him?
— Farscape you
Crichton: Guys, I dont see another option. Scorpius has the knowledge from my brain and Im not going to let him shaft the universe with it.
— Farscape knowledge
Crichton: Do you see that one, Pip, or are you just guessing? We choose our own path. This one is mine. Im going to the Command Carrier. Im going to stop Scorpius.
— Farscape man
Crichton: Im here, on a big stinkin command carrier--Dick Tracys freakin neural bracelet linking me to Bram Stokers nightmare. What more do you want from me?
— Farscape man
Crais: All the times that I have endangered your life. All the times that I have lied to you. Hurt you. Starting from the moment I declared you irreversibly contaminated.
— Farscape life
Crichton: Were going to be really, really quiet so the Pirates of the Caribbean dont hear us, okay?
— Farscape rich
Sikozu: If you are sober or sane enough to understand, I suggest you aim that behind you. The creatures following me execute on sight. Now, what are you going to do for me?
— Farscape you
Vella to Jool: Intellectually - Luxans are a subspecies. He will make mistakes. You will be blamed for them.
— Farscape mistakes
John: Hiya Braca. Let me ask you a question. Youre a man of the world, right? Does my ass look big in these pants?
— Farscape world
Old Woman: Crichton - were all gonna die, but he can live down there until the magnetic summer ends.
— Farscape man
Rygel: Great. Were hunted by Peacekeepers, towing a dead module, lost in the Uncharted Territories with no purpose in life. How good does it get?
— Farscape life
Jool To DArgo: You have more courage integrity and honesty than a dozen Vellas. And I should have said that to her.
— Farscape courage
Crichton: This is unbelievable. Cant cook, wont bathe, and now shes narcoleptic? Shes a triple threat.
— Farscape lie
Crichton: Asylum? What is it with Peacekeepers. First they hunt us, then they want to move in. Are we a bed and breakfast. Do we have a sign outside that says Free HBO?
— Farscape peace
Crichton: Excuse me ladies, can I have your attention. Do any of you have one of these under your skirt?
— Farscape you
Rygel: Trust me, I wouldnt have risen to Dominar if I wasnt good at recognizing things before they happen.
— Farscape trust
DArgo: Hes locked in a prison composed from his own nightmares. Killing him would have been a mercy. Im not that enlightened.
— Farscape light
Sikozu: As stupid as you must think them, the Scarrans have managed to build one of the most extensive empires in the Galaxy in part - and I shall repeat this because it does not seem to sink in - by not advertising the location of their secret bases.
— Farscape art
Sikozu: It is not my will if she lives or dies. Crichton, listen to yourself! Everything lives and everything dies, whether you wish it to or not, and you have to deal with it.
— Farscape self
Noranti: Oh, good heavens no. Religions are grand lofty ideals. Religious followers, now thats another story.
— Farscape religion
Crichton: I dont care bout much. War. Death. Wormholes. I dont care about the things you care about. Peacekeepers rule the Scarrans. Scarrans rule the Peacekeepers. Put them together, put your ass in a cage. I care about one thing. One. God have mercy on my soul. I think Im gonna need your help, mister Scarran half-breed, to get Aeryn back.
— Farscape god
Rygel: Its a backwards planet full of superstitious, xenophobic morons. Nothing makes sense if they didnt think of it first and, even then, its simplistic drivel.
— Farscape war
Aeryn: There was one guard. I dont remember her face. She never told me her name. She told me a legend about how Sebaceans once had a god called Djancaz-bru. Six worlds prayed to her. They built her temples, conquered planets and yet, one day she still rose up and destroyed all six worlds. And when the last warrior was dying, he he said: We gave you everything. Why did you destroy us? And, she looked down upon him, and she whispered Because I can.
— Farscape god

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