Fred Allen

#316339 Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. .

Fred Allen Quotes about life
#316592 Fred Allen

Television is a new medium. Its called a medium because nothing is well-done. .

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#317167 Fred Allen

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk. .

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#318783 Fred Allen

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. .

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#320090 Fred Allen

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. .

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#320951 Fred Allen

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 p.m. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch. .

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#324988 fred allen

Won’t say I hate you–but my admiration for you is under control. .

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#324989 fred allen

A molehill man is a pseudo busy executive who comes to work at 9 A.M. and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 P.M. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch. .

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#324990 fred allen

Advertising is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. .

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#324993 fred allen

California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange. .

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#324994 fred allen

That’s a joke, son! .

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#324995 fred allen

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart. .

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#662863 Fred Allen

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. .

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#662865 Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. .

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#662866 Fred Allen

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose .

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#662867 Fred Allen

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare .

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#662868 Fred Allen

Television is a device that permits people who havent anything to do to watch people who cant do anything. .

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#662869 Fred Allen

Television is the triumph of machine over people. .

Fred Allen Quotes about people
#662870 Fred Allen

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnats navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agents heart .

Fred Allen Quotes about art
#662871 Fred Allen

When a radio comedians program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryears happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter. .

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#662872 Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. .

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#662873 Fred Allen

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. .

Fred Allen Quotes about sin
#662874 Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there. .

Fred Allen Quotes about self
#662875 Fred Allen

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room left for three caraway seeds and an agents heart .

Fred Allen Quotes about art
#662876 Fred Allen

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. .

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#662878 Fred Allen

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference. .

Fred Allen Quotes about sin
#662879 Fred Allen

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission .

Fred Allen Quotes about sin
#662881 Fred Allen

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. .

Fred Allen Quotes about life
#662882 Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. .

Fred Allen Quotes about god
#662883 Fred Allen

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed. .

Fred Allen Quotes about men
#662884 Fred Allen

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. .

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#662885 Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. .

Fred Allen Quotes about religion
#662886 Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. .

Fred Allen Quotes about love
#662888 Fred Allen

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. .

Fred Allen Quotes about art
#662889 Fred Allen

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great. .

Fred Allen Quotes about good
#662890 Fred Allen

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producers heart. .

Fred Allen Quotes about art
#662891 Fred Allen

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. .

Fred Allen Quotes about will
#662892 Fred Allen

A gentleman is any man who wouldnt hit a woman with his hat on. .

Fred Allen Quotes about man
#662893 Fred Allen

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. .

Fred Allen Quotes about time
#662894 Fred Allen

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. .

Fred Allen Quotes about sin
#662895 Fred Allen

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. .

Fred Allen Quotes about will
#662896 Fred Allen

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. .

Fred Allen Quotes about men
#662897 Fred Allen

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. .

Fred Allen Quotes about will
#662899 Fred Allen

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. .

Fred Allen Quotes about creation
#662900 Fred Allen

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I cant remember what the third thing is. .

Fred Allen Quotes about trouble
#662901 Fred Allen

I cant understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. .

Fred Allen Quotes about novel
#662902 Fred Allen

I dont have to look up my family tree, because I know that Im the sap. .

Fred Allen Quotes about family
#662903 Fred Allen

I dont want to own anything that wont fit into my coffin. .

Fred Allen Quotes about want
#662904 Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. .

Fred Allen Quotes about self
#662905 Fred Allen

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. .

Fred Allen Quotes about music

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