Freddy vs Jason 2003

Lori Campbell: Hey. Gibb, what are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.Gibb: I only smoke when I drink now.Kia Waterson: But youre always drinking.Gibb: Yeah, well, Ill work on that next.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 work

Freddy Krueger: Now its time to put this bad dog to sleep... for good![jumps down to kill Jason, Jason chops off his arm]Freddy Krueger: Not my arm![Jason chops off Freddys other arm]Freddy Krueger: AHH!

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 time

Kia Waterson: Oh, God, yall, two killers? Were not safe awake or asleep.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 god

[Tormenting a young Jason in his dream]Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.[Rips the hockey mask off]Freddy Krueger: You ugly little shit. Now theres a face...[Holds up his mothers severed head]Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 love

Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 war

[Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Marks nightmare]Bobby Davis: Hey, Mark. You didnt forget about me, did you?Mark Davis: Oh, God.[Bobby speaks in Freddy Kruegers voice]Freddy Krueger: Oh, thats right! Everyone forgot! Thats why they werent afraid anymore! Thats why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to remember. But now he just wont stop...[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]Freddy Krueger: That hockey puck!

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 god

[torturing Jason in the dream world]Freddy Krueger: Penny for your thoughts, chief![Jason grabs him and pushes his throat to the machete]Freddy Krueger: Uhh! Oh, scary.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 world

Deputy Scott Stubbs: This Jason Voorhees supposedly drowned at Camp Crystal Lake back in 1957 when he was 11-years old. The counselors werent watching him. Then they made the mistake of killing his mother. Now legend has it that Jason kept returning from his grave to punish whoever returned to the Camp.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 mother

Gibb: Youre the one that killed Trey!Freddy Krueger: Oh, dont worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself![Gibb stumbles and falls over railing]Freddy Krueger: Oh.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 fear

Freddy Krueger: [after Gibbs death] No! Shes Mine! Mine! *Mine!*

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 death

Kia Waterson: Do you guys thing I should get a nose job?Lori Campbell: Oh, my God.Gibb: Oh, please. Kia, what you need is a lobotomy.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 god

Kia Waterson: [to Freddy] So youre the one everyones afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater? I mean, come on, get real. Youre not even scary.[taunting him]Kia Waterson: Youre not even scary. And lets talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger?Freddy Krueger: Hmmm.Kia Waterson: I mean, youve got these teensy-weensy little things and Jason has got this big old thing and like...[Freddy points behind her, she turns, and there is Jason standing right in front of her with his machete]

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 christ

Freddy Krueger: Man the torpedoes.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 man

[In Jasons dream, after being impaled to a tree with Jasons machete]Heather: I shouldve been watching them, not drinking. not meeting a boy at the lake...[Heather morphs into a dead boy killed by Jason in the past]Dead boy on tree: I deserve to be punished...[Dead boy morphs into a dead girl with her throat slit, another past victim of Jason]Dead girl on tree: We all deserve to be punished...

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 dream

Lori Campbell: [From Trailer, Lori and Will are watching Freddy and Jason fight to the death] Freddy versus Jason. Place your bets.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 death

Will Rollins: The reason I was sent to Westin is because I saw your dad kill your mom.Lori Campbell: Will, mom died in a car accident.Will Rollins: Well, he wanted you to believe that, but I was there, Lori.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 believe

Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Welcome to my nightmare.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 night

Freddy Krueger: [to Kia] How sweet, dark meat.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 dark

Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Ive always had a thing for the whores that live in this house.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 live

[last lines]Lori Campbell: Welcome to my world, bitch![decapitates Freddy with Jasons machete]

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 world

Freddy Krueger: Whats wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 you

[In Jasons dream]Mrs. Pamela Voorhees: [to Jason] Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. Youve just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isnt finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them REMEMBER WHAT FEAR TASTES LIKE.[after Jason leaves, Mrs. Voorhees morphs into Freddy Krueger]Freddy Krueger: Ive been away from my children for far too long.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 fear

Mark Davis: Somebody please wake me up! Please!

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 body

Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Why wont you DIE?

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 you

Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Im dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 dying

Deputy Scott Stubbs: I dont know, maybe what we need to do is to offer Freddy a, a sacrifice.Bill Freeburg: Yeah, yeah, totally. Like a, like a virgin, right? Someone pure.[Everyone looks at Linderman]Charlie Linderman: Dude, dont look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 man

Freddy Krueger: [In Westin Hills, possessed as Freeburg] These are my children, Jason. Go back to where you belong.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 children

[in Loris dream]Dr. Campbell: Look at you, youre exhausted. We need to get you to...[Dr. Campbell turns into Freddy Krueger]Freddy Krueger: Bed.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 dream

Shack: This ever-clear is kicking my ass.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003

Mark Davis: Do you want me to start having nightmares again?Will Rollins: Dont start with that dream demon shit again. OK? You know thats all just in your head.Mark Davis: Yeah, yeah, and who are you, the poster boy for sanity?

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 art

Mark Davis: Hypnocil. What does this shit do anyway? How come we all have to take it?Kinsey Park: Keeps you nice and docile while I kick your little ass.Mark Davis: [swallows pill with water] Im fine with that.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 you

Lori Campbell: [to Freddy] Freddy! Go to Hell![ignites propane tanks to blow up Freddy and Jason]

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 hell

[after Blake gets away]Freddy Krueger: [to himself] Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... Ill let Jason have some fun.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 self

Will Rollins: Freeburg, time to go. We gotta go. Now. Come on.[Possessed By Freddy Krueger]Bill Freeburg: Let me handle this, bitch.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 time

Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Think youre so smart! Huh, bitch?

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 art

[Hears Trey from the cornstalks]Trey: Im dead one day and youre already out gettin shitfaced? Same old Gibb.Gibb: [Stammering] Trey, I, I can not believe it.Trey: Come on, lets go.Trey: Babe, dont make me ask you twice, okay?

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 believe

Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Your eyes say no, no. But my mouth says yes, yes.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 you

Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Ahhh. So you are afraid of something after all, huh?

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 you

[Freddy is playing pinball with Jason, suddenly Jason hits the ceiling and falls straight down]Freddy Krueger: Tilt!

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 wit

Little Girl: His name is Freddy Krueger... and he loves children, especially little girls. Freddys coming back. Soon hell be strong enough. Its okay to be afraid. We were all afraid. Warn your friends. Warn everyone.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 love

[tormenting Mark in his nightmares]Freddy Krueger: [disguised as Marks brother] I need you to send a little message for me. Thats all, just a little message.Mark Davis: Im not gonna do it. I wont do it![fully transformed back into himself]Freddy Krueger: No?[slams the gloved hand on the wall next to Marks ear]Mark Davis: I wont do it.[grabs Mark by his shirt sleeves and points a bladed finger at him]Freddy Krueger: Ill have to pass that message myself. Wont I, hmm?

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 love

[to Lori]Mark Davis: Do you want some free advice? Coffee. Make friends with it.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 friends

Lori Campbell: [in Jasons nightmare, while young Jason is drowning in Crystal Lake] Arent you going to help the kid?Male Counselor: [having sex with a female counselor] Cant you see that Im busy here?Male Counselor: You mean youre not coming?Freddy Krueger: [the Counselor turns into Freddy Krueger and it is revealed that he is having sex with a dead girls body] Its not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet.[he laughs, and waves the dead girls hand at Lori]

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 sex

[Lori is talking about her dream]Lori: And there were these little girls, and they were singing this song like... like...Mark Davis: One, two, Freddys coming for you. Do you know why they sing that? Because thats when he comes for you.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 dream

Freddy Krueger: Got your nose!

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 you

[on top of a construction scaffold, yelling down to Jason]Freddy Krueger: Hey, asshole! Up here![Jason looks up to see him and Freddy knocks down a stack of rebars which impale through Jasons body]

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 body

Mark Davis: [talking about Freddy] Hes a child murderer. And some parents from around here burned him ALIVE. Then he came back; back for revenge in our nightmares.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 live

Freddy Krueger: Welcome to my world, bitch.

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 world

[Deleted scene]Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] You think that Im afraid of you? Huh? Now that were in the real world? Come on![Jason swings his machete twice at Freddy and misses]Freddy Krueger: Youre slow, youre stupid, and you got no style.[Jason swings machete down at Freddy and misses again, the machete gets stuck in the floorboard, Freddy kicks him in the groin]Freddy Krueger: No balls, huh, Voorhees?

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 world

Will Rollins: Lets go, we cant help her anymore.Lori Campbell: No, Im staying.Will Rollins: Are you crazy? You got what you wanted, you pulled Freddy out. Now hes fighting Jason. Come on, what more do you want?Lori Campbell: He killed my mother, Will. It was Freddy. My father covered it up to protect me. He didnt do it.Will Rollins: Oh, my God.Lori Campbell: Look, he has taken everything from us. He has ruined both of our pasts. And I am not leaving until I see him die.[Freddy and Jason begin their fight]

— Freddy vs Jason 2003 god

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