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Funkadelic

All you inductees fall in out and form some kind of line or something. I want all the young ladies to stick your chests out.
— Funkadelic you
I spotted a lady who was on the prowl. I could tell by her makeup and the scent was there.
— Funkadelic
She laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick. I was sick with the filthies and she smiled in her sleep.
— Funkadelic sleep
Eenie meanie minie moe, catch a junkie by the toe.
— Funkadelic cat
Jack and Jill went up a hill to get a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill went into a nod and did the loose booty.
— Funkadelic water
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC. Along came a spider, slid down beside her, said whats in the bag, bitch?
— Funkadelic
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, if you aint giving head, you aint getting in.
— Funkadelic you
All that is good is nasty.
— Funkadelic good
Soul is the ring in your bath tub.
— Funkadelic soul
You can find the answer, the solution lies within the problem, the answer is in every question. Dig it?
— Funkadelic lies
When all the world is counting sheep, Ill count the moments til I have to leave your side.
— Funkadelic men
Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
— Funkadelic soul
I make your whole thang twang.
— Funkadelic you
Me burger with I sauce on it, a myself sandwich.
— Funkadelic self
Were soldiers on booty patrol and Im your thrill sergeant.
— Funkadelic you
There was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe. He was dreaming of Venus holding his penis and he woke up with a handful of goo.
— Funkadelic dream
Inspire yourself. Your life is you, it fits you like your skin.
— Funkadelic life
Ever know someone that takes personal the rain?
— Funkadelic rain
Hey lady, wont you be my dog and Ill be your tree and you can pee on me.
— Funkadelic you
The doorman said, no head, no backstage pass.
— Funkadelic man
You rise as high as your dominant aspiration, you descend to the level of your lowest concept of yourself. Free your mind and your ass will follow.
— Funkadelic mind
Every thought felt as true or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscience mind takes root in your subconscious, blossoms sooner or later into act and bears its own fruit.
— Funkadelic science
Feeling good is the bait that Satan uses to fish for you and me.
— Funkadelic good
Good thoughts bring forth good fruit, bull shit thoughts rot your meat. Think right, and you can fly. The kingdom of heaven is within.
— Funkadelic thoughts
The oak sleeps with the acorn, the giant sequoia tree sleeps in its tiny seed. The bird waits in the egg, God waits for his unfoldment in man.
— Funkadelic god
Come on, maggot brain.
— Funkadelic rain
She got to be freak of the week.
— Funkadelic
They should have seen the bull when he funked the cow. He funked her so hard they saw some smoke.
— Funkadelic fun
The rich got a big piece of this and that, the poor got a big piece of roaches and rats.
— Funkadelic poor
Uninvited into the brain, her body creeps at will, making love unto my thoughts.
— Funkadelic love

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