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Groucho Marx (Actor)

I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

— Groucho Marx

The final purpose of art is to intensify, even, if necessary, to exacerbate, the moral consciousness of people.

— Groucho Marx art

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

— Groucho Marx mind

The graves a fine and private place, but none, I think, do there embrace.

— Groucho Marx think

If youve heard this story before, dont stop me, because Id like to hear it again.

— Groucho Marx story

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know hes crooked.

— Groucho Marx man

I wont belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

— Groucho Marx

I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.

— Groucho Marx work

Politics doesnt make strange bedfellows--marriage does.

— Groucho Marx politics

You are only as old as the woman you feel.

— Groucho Marx man

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

— Groucho Marx child

Hello, I Must Be Going

— Groucho Marx hell

I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

— Groucho Marx education

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

— Groucho Marx reading

She got her looks from her father. Hes a plastic surgeon.

— Groucho Marx father

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

— groucho marx light

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

— groucho marx you

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