Hellsing Ultimate

How beautiful. Nights like this make me want a bite to drink. Yes I couldnt imagine a more perfect evening.

Police girl. When you aim, make sure you put a hole through the heart. Or the head. Just remember: these people did not become undead ghouls by choice. Theres no way to cure them once theyve been changed. Its for their own sake that we put them to rest as quickly as possible.

— Hellsing Ultimate art

Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 321. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent.

— Hellsing Ultimate art

Come on, get up! Attack me! Youve only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars! Transform your body! Heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!

— Hellsing Ultimate loss

We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough.

— Hellsing Ultimate people

So that was all you had? Such a shame that I overestimated you. As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit. Now youre nothing but dog shit.

— Hellsing Ultimate vampire

Nothing like Iscariot to inspire the fear of God; such fearsome insults! Two thousand years of your inane prattletruly, some things never do seem to change.

— Hellsing Ultimate god

Until the weight of my past is shattered by my oncoming future. It shouldnt be too long, my nemesis. Ill see you in hell

— Hellsing Ultimate future

Angel of Death Werent you the one who said Englishmen looked forward to growing old? Youve seemed to have abandon your macurity. Truly a terrible shame, you were such a lovely old man. It pains me to see how wretched and ugly youve become. Your body and soul corrupted. A dark reaper to the very core.

— Hellsing Ultimate love

to Zorin Blitz You called Pip Bernadotte a gnat, didnt you? You called him a gnat. Youll pay for this. You will pay! Youre going to pay! YOULL PAY! bites Pip and begins drinking his blood

— Hellsing Ultimate you

to Pips corpse, after becoming a full vampire Thank you, Captain. Rest in peace. But not yet Not yet!

— Hellsing Ultimate peace

Even if I were about to die, I wouldnt drink a single god-damned drop of your evil blood! I dont want youinside of me!

— Hellsing Ultimate god

after defeating The Captian He looked like a child. Who just woken up from a pleasant dream. These men Theyve been trapped in the same dream since World War II. But tonight, Mr. Bernadotte, Ill wake them up. All of them.

— Hellsing Ultimate war

They have dared to enter this house, built on blood and honour. I will see them roast in the deepest pits of Hell!

— Hellsing Ultimate hell

Youve done nothing but show contempt for our treaties. This latest incident with Anderson in Northern Ireland was inexcusable.

— Hellsing Ultimate you

Dont you dare question my resolve! I have already given you your marching orders, soldier! You will search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Any resistance you encounter is to be CRUSHED! Hellsing does not run from our enemies! Kill them all! I order you to leave nothing but bloody stains in your wake!

— Hellsing Ultimate sin

Youre too loud, police girl. I dont care if you are a vampire. Youre still English; have some manners.

— Hellsing Ultimate man

Alucard, take heed. Here are your orders. With you silver gun, paint the white army crimson. With your iron gun, paint the black army scarlet. I will know my foes by the stains of red you leave upon their chests! Now search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Run them down! Do not let any of them leave the island alive!

— Hellsing Ultimate pain

Oh dear, I missedI guess Im not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter.

— Hellsing Ultimate family

I answer to no mans will, but my own. I am myself in mind, body, and soul. I am Walter C. Dornez, the angel of death, and as the dawn light cuts through the darkness, so shall I reap all of your souls in bloody turn.

— Hellsing Ultimate death

You once told me, Alucard, that true immortals dont exist you might be onto something, so lets put it to the test! Lets keep killing you until you stay down.

— Hellsing Ultimate true

Did you forget who made that gun for you? That gun was meant to defeat Anderson, and Im no Anderson.

— Hellsing Ultimate you

We are the evenings entertainment. And I just wanted to do something with my time on the stage worthy of applause.

— Hellsing Ultimate time

The show is over, Mina. The curtains falling, weve taken our bows, its high time we made our exit.

— Hellsing Ultimate time

Disgusting, no? Its plunder from when they ransacked Europe half a century ago. These bastards shook out whole countries like piggy-banks, taking everything of value. No matter how small. Everything from gold ingots and wads of cash down to pocket watches and gold teeth. The fearsome Schutzstaffel. They think theyre Nietzsches wet dream, but theyre just vultures picking at the dead. Theyre a bunch of misfits who think war is some kind of costume ball. The invincible army? The knights of steel? What a pack of losers.

— Hellsing Ultimate fear

If anyone does not love the Lord Jesus Christ, let them be accursed at His coming. God save you from your fate. Amen!

— Hellsing Ultimate love

Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now therefore, ye kings. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little.

— Hellsing Ultimate fear

I want nothing more than to be a bayonet; a bayonet wielded by the hand of God. I would have been happy to have been born a storm, or a divine threat; a mighty explosion or even a terrible hurricane. A divine force of nature without a heart or pity. And if this relic can transform me into such a thing then I am happy to abandon my humanity.

— Hellsing Ultimate god

Demons do not cry. You became a demon, because you couldnt cry anymore right? Humans cry and when their tears finally run dry, theres nothing left, but a demon or a monster and one final prayer for death. So, laugh demon. Laugh that arrogant laugh of yours and remember I beat you to it.

— Hellsing Ultimate death

We are the servants of god, and the messengers of his justice. We are the instruments of his divine wrath on Earth. We are called upon to cleanse his Kingdom bringing Ash from the Flesh of thine enemies. Praise to our Lord!

— Hellsing Ultimate god

Im here on the direct orders from His Holiness. Otherwise I would not bother with you filthy creatures! So just shut up and pay attention, you miserable English sow!

— Hellsing Ultimate you

The great vampire Alucard, the Hellsing familys pet creature; I dont believe Ive ever seen you in person before. Its a great pleasure to make your acquaintance.

— Hellsing Ultimate family

But you did more than help fund the operation, and you were more than a mere pawn. The title more suited to you, my friend, is collaborator.

— Hellsing Ultimate you

Englandis guilty! The heathensare guilty! You are all now sentencedto your death! Death! Death! Death! DEATH!

— Hellsing Ultimate death

as Alucard releases his old army and regains his original vampiric form Wallachiait cant be! You consumed them! Your own soldiers! Your own subjects! Youre a fiend! A monster! A devil! YouDRACULA!

— Hellsing Ultimate evil

You should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.

— Hellsing Ultimate war

First Lieutenant Rip Van Winkle, do you know how Der Freischütz ends? Kaspar, having trifled with the Black Huntsman Zamiel, is whisked away to hell for his sins. His corpse is then thrown into a ravine to be eaten by wolves. Prepare yourself, First Lieutenant, for now, Zamiel comes to collect you.

— Hellsing Ultimate self

By the time they realize their destinies never left my palm, my fist will have already closed in around them.

— Hellsing Ultimate time

Here it comes - I can feel it! A mighty rivera river of death! The dead shall danceand all of Hell shall sing!

— Hellsing Ultimate death

watching the Major and the battle of London He thinks that it is music. The music of the battlefield! The Major! Hes conducting it! The battle is his symphonyand we are his instruments. Great, howling instruments, wailing his cacophonous thoughts! How can anything stand against him?!

— Hellsing Ultimate music

Work your hardest, gentlemen. If you really want your paradise without getting sick or growing old.

— Hellsing Ultimate work

I am here to take your unlife, Mr. Alucard. Millenium has given me the task of bringing you in; well, at least a sample of you, anyway.

— Hellsing Ultimate life

Are you ready for another round, Mr. Alucard? I bet they have a special place ready for youin the deepest pits of hell.

— Hellsing Ultimate hell

You expect me to squeal? Are you serious? Dont you see what is happening?! If only the world were so simple - you really have gone completely soft in the head!

— Hellsing Ultimate world

Youve never seen anything like me before! I was designed to surpass you in every way! I was born to be your death!

— Hellsing Ultimate death

I told you, Im completely different from any creature youve ever faced before! I have the sum total of your vampiric power at my disposal - all of it and more!

— Hellsing Ultimate power

Hes not even trying to dodge the bullets. Does he think hes indestructible?! Everything has a breaking point!

— Hellsing Ultimate think

Shut up! Youre nothing but the Hellsing family toy! A dog for the Church of England not even fit to call himself a vampire!

— Hellsing Ultimate family

Erhello? Is this thing on? Cool. This message is going out to the Round Table Conference, and a very personal and heart-filled shout-out to the queen bitch herself, Miss Hellsing! All right! Your ass is currently being kicked by the Valentine Brothers! My name is Jan Valentine, and I cant wait to meet each and every one of you. Well be getting intimate as soon as me and the boys finish lunch, so let me be the first to thank you for providing us with these tasty snacks! By tomorrow, Hellsing will be nothing more than a pile of shit.We highly recommend pissing yourselves, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god. But hey you can be a man and kill yourself. Thank you, London, we love you! Good night!

— Hellsing Ultimate love

Im the huntress, Rip van Winkle. Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor - my bullet punishes all without distinction.

— Hellsing Ultimate win

Oh, youre up! I ran out of paint before I could finish, so I had to improvise. It was a bit drab up here, so I thought Id properly christen our new ship. Much more homey, dont you think? The German Third Reichs Atlantic Naval Fleet Flagship Adler is now commencing operations.

— Hellsing Ultimate pain

Its him! The voice of madness is coming. Raising the stench of death as he clenches the reins heading straight for us with his black iron horses in tow.

— Hellsing Ultimate death

God, youre such a weakling. And I was so sure youd be a challenge. Youre trash, like all those men I killed. Now, how to end this? Maybe I should just cut your head off. Ive seen whats in there; this is a kindness! Nowdie!

— Hellsing Ultimate god

to Seras, after killing Pip Bernadotte Just breaks your heart, doesnt it? He was a bug, buzzing around my face; thats why I had to swat him down. Like a gnat!

— Hellsing Ultimate art

By the way, if you thought youd killed all my soldiers in the mansion, youre right. But weve had some late arrivals!

— Hellsing Ultimate man

Lets take these bugsand crush them between our fingers! Such is the death they deserve: the death of an insect!

— Hellsing Ultimate death

watching her soldiers react to the fully-vampirized Seras What? How is this possible? Theyre trembling! These battle-hardened Waffen-SSthese vampires who charged into gunfire and grenades without a moments hesitation! Theyre ready to piss themselves at the sight of a girl! One stupid little girl whos more dead than alive! What the hells going on?! Verdammt!

— Hellsing Ultimate men

as Seras kills her soldiers Its not possible! Its bull-scheizer! Shes coming through my reinforcements; God, shes heading straight for me!

— Hellsing Ultimate god

Youre so slow. In the time it took you to walk down one little hallway, I went all the way to London, got my head blown off, and made it back. Perhaps you should start thinking about going on a diet, mein Major.

— Hellsing Ultimate time

Blood is the currency of the soul, the vehicle of life. Having blood offeredis a very different experience than taking it.

— Hellsing Ultimate life

Such a paradox: this monster is Seras Victoria, yet not Seras Victoria. Rest assured; shell be ending your unlife any moment now.

— Hellsing Ultimate life

Seras: Im not sure. But it felt like It felt like if I drank the blood it would mean the end of something important inside of me.

— Hellsing Ultimate blood

Alucard: You are an idiot. But perhaps you have a point. Perhaps its time for a vampire who doesnt walk alone through the night.

— Hellsing Ultimate time

Alucard: Why indeed. For fun? For sport? maybe it was just a whim. Maybe. But that doesnt sound like me. Perhaps after years spent with humans, youve finally rubbed off on me. I might be developing a sense of whimsy. To Seras Lets go, police girl. Dont dawdle.

— Hellsing Ultimate man

Seras: Yes sir! My Master! But you see, sir, my names not police girl. Its Seras Victoria, sir.

— Hellsing Ultimate you

Alexander Anderson: I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time, Ill be allowed to bring the children from the orphanage.

— Hellsing Ultimate time

Walter: I imagine hell feel that they are an obstacle baring his way to the main objective, and history has made clear his favorite tactics for dealing with obstacles.

— Hellsing Ultimate history

The Major: Hahahahaha! Poor Dandy Man! He looks like a broken rag doll. Our opponent is quite impressive, isnt he? Hes stronger than anyone of us couldve possibly imagine!

— Hellsing Ultimate man

The Major: Please! Dont be ridiculous. Zhis is the dawn of our great success. The zhings weve learnt today will serve us well against zhe Alucard in the future. Weve gained access to a most extraordinary being, a midian, more than a person, a vampire. I tell you doctor, fifty years of hard work are about to pay off! You will build monsters, turn zhem into soldiers, organize them, train them, supply them, militarize them and command them! Ve are the Last Battalion! Das Letzte Battalion! It is magnificent, my brilliant doctor!

— Hellsing Ultimate success

The Major: Good Zhis most delightful show must now draw to an end. Its time we headed back home for a bit, dont you zhink? Captain! Lets bring her home and quickly. Weve kept the gentlemen at the opera house waiting long enough. So please let us make haste, I imagine by zhis time they are about ready to explode with anger.

— Hellsing Ultimate time

Zeppelin Captain: Understood, very serious business indeed. Ill have her at full tilt all zhe way, Major! Da steht, Gang! Alle Klappen, engagiert!

— Hellsing Ultimate business

The Major: Destination, Jablow, Panther, Schanze. Were coming! And I dont care how many Hundreds or Thousands or Millions or Billions of people try to stop me! Yes! Anyvone whos there, standing in my vay will be destroyed! Welcome to this crazy time Willkommen zu verrückte Zeit.

— Hellsing Ultimate time

Vampire Captain: Welcome aboard the Eagle, maam. Everything is in order. The ship and its crew are at Millenniums disposal.

— Hellsing Ultimate vampire

Rip van Winkle: How does it feel, my newly-minted Captain, to become a vampire, lead a mutiny, murder your crew, and commit high treason all in one night?

— Hellsing Ultimate reason

Rip van Winkle: I see. How about condemning your shipmates to hell, doomed to walk the Earth as ghoulish, rotting corpses? What was that like?

— Hellsing Ultimate art

Rip van Winkle: eyes narrow Wellsuddenly cheerful Excellent work! This is really amazing! Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Ah, we couldnt have done it without you.

— Hellsing Ultimate work

Rip van Winkle: grinning And of course, the Major! He is so proud! You definitely deserve everything thats coming to you. aims musket Well, I guess the only thing left for you to do, you dirty limey, is die.

— Hellsing Ultimate you

Major: My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I like war. No, friends, I love war!

— Hellsing Ultimate love

Major: I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.

— Hellsing Ultimate love

Major: Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

— Hellsing Ultimate love

Major: I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds, and there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.

— Hellsing Ultimate love

Major: Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

— Hellsing Ultimate art

Major: The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as theyre mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!

— Hellsing Ultimate war

Major: When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stands with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, Im in ecstasy.

— Hellsing Ultimate hell

Major: I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. Its so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed. I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.

— Hellsing Ultimate love

Major: Gentlemen, all I ask for is war. A war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth?!

— Hellsing Ultimate war

Major: Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, ordinary war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that mans history has ever known! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!

— Hellsing Ultimate war

Major: It is time for them to awake, the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Lets drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.

— Hellsing Ultimate fear

Major: We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

— Hellsing Ultimate philosophy

Major: Our kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europes charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

— Hellsing Ultimate world

Major: I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!

— Hellsing Ultimate love

Millennium Soldiers: Major! Sturmbannführer! Battalion commander! Major! Sturmbannführer! Battalion commander!

— Hellsing Ultimate man

Major: At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill! Attention soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander!

— Hellsing Ultimate man

Iscariot Helicopter Gunner: staring at the Major What the hell is he doing? Hes-a crazy; a mad ghost of war!

— Hellsing Ultimate war

Heinkel Wolfe: And what did you expect us to do, just pack everything up and run back to the Vatican? What sad sort of thing would that make us, because we would not be soldiers of Iscariot anymore!

— Hellsing Ultimate sad

Yumie Takagi: By the cry Amen! and the slaughter of the unworthy, the world slippeth back into place! Those are the words you taught us, arent they? Did you think we would abandon our righteousness? You are the idiot.

— Hellsing Ultimate words

Alexander Anderson: You are such a fool! I just wanted someone to survive, and carry on with our work! Too many have gone to Limbo todaybut since Im charging full-speed into Hell, I might as well have some company. I guess were going to do this together, then. Lets tell em who we are!

— Hellsing Ultimate work

Alucard: His body is no longer that of a mans. The only way either of us may return to dust gestures to chest is to have it gouged out of usthe sickness in our hearts.

— Hellsing Ultimate art

Anderson ignores his subordinates cries as he steps forward, crushing his glasses, and adopts a battle stance

— Hellsing Ultimate war

Vampire SS officer: Vhat took you so long? grins at Seras Strike me down, Fraulein; you do me a kindness! Seras decapitates him

— Hellsing Ultimate kindness

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