Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992

Buzz McCallister: Okay, everybody, calm down! Calm down! Hey, hey! All right, now, if Kevin hadnt have screwed up in the first place again... Then we wouldnt be in this most perfect and huge hotel room with a truck load of all this free stuff. So I think it only fair that Kevin get to open up the first present. And then Ill go, and the rest of you, and so on.[Tosses a package to Kevin]Buzz McCallister: Merry Christmas, Kevin.Kevin McCallister: Thanks, Buzz.Peter McCallister: [the entire family applauds] Merry Christmas, Kevin.Uncle Frank McCallister: Okaaay, Kevin! All right. Merry Christmas!Buzz McCallister: Okay enough of this gooey sh... Show of emotion. All right, everyone, lets dig in!

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 family

Kevin McCallister: [staring at the Rockefeller Center tree] I know I dont deserve a Christmas, even if I did do a good deed. I dont want any presents. Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family. Even if they dont take back the things they said to me. I dont care. I love all of them... Including Buzz. I know it isnt possible to see them all. Could I just see my mother? Ill never want another thing as long as I live if I can just see my mother. I know I wont see her tonight, but promise me I can see her again. Sometime. Any time. Even if its just once and only for a couple minutes. I just need to tell her Im sorry.Kate McCallister: Kevin?Kevin McCallister: Mom?[Turns back to the tree]Kevin McCallister: Wow, that worked fast.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 love

Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: And how are we this morning?Kevin McCallister: Fine. Is my transportation here?Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Out in front, sir. A limosuine and a p - piz-za! Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 men

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, last night too, wasnt ya?Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was.Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin with my brother!Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] Im terribly sorry, sir, Im afraid youre mistaken.Gangster Johnny on TV: Dont gimme that! Youve been smoochin wit everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.Officer Cliff: [gasps] No![others stare at him in disgust]Officer Cliff: Its a lie!Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby!

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 ya

Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: Im confused.Kevin McCallister: Im traveling with my dad. Hes at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus Im not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. Thats boring. So he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I wont get into mischief. And maam, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do!

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 time

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 work

Cedrick the Bellman: Do you know how the TV works?Kevin McCallister: Im 10 years old. TV is my life.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 life

Gangster Johnny on TV: Maybe Im off my hinges, but I believe you. Thats why Im gonna let you go. Im gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin, low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2...[Fires Tommy gun, killing girl gangster]Gangster Johnny on TV: 3. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.[fires again]Gangster Johnny on TV: And a Happy New Year.[Fires again]

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 believe

Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things, but you cant mess with kids on Christmas.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 christ

Kevin McCallister: Dont you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 you

Marv: [seizes a brick] SUCK BRICK KID![throws down to Kevin]

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992

Harry: Here we are Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity.[sniffs]Harry: Smell that?Marv: [sniffs] Yeah.Harry: Know what that is?Marv: Fish.Harry: Its freedom.Marv: No, its fish.Harry: Its freedom, and its money.Marv: Okay, okay, its freedom.Harry: Come on, lets get out of here before somebody sees us.Marv: And its fish.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 freedom

Kevin McCallister: You guys give up? Have you had enough pain?Marv: Nevah!Harry: [Shakes head at Marv]

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 pain

Peter McCallister: Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We dont wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.Kevin McCallister: My tie is in the bathroom and I cant go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, Id grow up never feeling like a real man.[Peter and Kate stare]Kevin McCallister: Whatever that means.Peter McCallister: [after a pause, chuckles] Im sure he was kidding. Just, uh, run in there, get your tie, get out, and dont look at... Anything.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 hate

Kevin McCallister: Excuse me, wheres the lobby?Donald Trump: Down the hall and to the left.Kevin McCallister: Thanks.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992

Marv: [stealing money from Duncans Toy Chest] This is more money than I can even count.Harry: I dont know why we wasted so much time robbing private homes.Marv: [stuffing the bag with cash] The amazing thing is: were fugitives from the law, were up to our elbows in cash, and theres nobody that even knows about it.[Kevin taps on the window and waves]Harry: Hes back!

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 time

Uncle Frank McCallister: [as the others look at their motel in disgust] Didnt look this bad on our honeymoon.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 moon

Kevin McCallister: I wont forget to remember you.Bird Lady: Dont make promises you cant keep.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 you

Harry: [Harry and Marv have captured Kevin outside the Plaza Hotel] We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.Marv: Were busted out of the clink and were doing fine. Were going to be doing even better. Because were not robbing houses anymore. Now were robbing toy stores. At midnight tonight, were hitting Duncans Toy Chest. Five floors of cash. Then after that we get a couple of phony passports then its off to Rio...Harry: Marv! Marv! You want to shut up?Marv: Whats the difference? Hes not going to talk to anyone. Except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 thinking

Kate McCallister: Oh, did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?Kevin McCallister: Um, let me guess... Donald Duck slippers?Kate McCallister: Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool.Kevin McCallister: [sarcastically] How exciting.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 you

Marv: You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war.Harry: You shouldnt have messed with us, pal. Were dangerous.[draws his gun]

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 war

Buzz McCallister: [after making a formal apology to the family; whispers to Kevin] Beat that, you little trout sniffer.Kevin McCallister: [gets up] Im not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me and since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since youre all so STUPID to believe his lies, I dont care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate, anyway?[turns to leave]Kate McCallister: Kevin!Peter McCallister: Kevin, you walk out of here and you sleep on the third floor.Fuller McCallister: [gleefully] Yeah, with me.Kevin McCallister: So what else is new?Uncle Frank McCallister: You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dads paying good money for it.Kevin McCallister: Oh, wouldnt wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheap Skate![Exits]Buzz McCallister: What a troubled young man.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 family

Buzz McCallister: [looking at the Chistmas tree] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...[turns around to face the family]Buzz McCallister: Id like to apologize to my family for whatever displeasure I may have caused you...Kevin McCallister: What?Buzz McCallister: My prank was immature and ill-timed.Uncle Frank McCallister: Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious.[laughs while everyone else glares]Buzz McCallister: Id also like to apologize to my brother. Kevin, Im sorry.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 time

Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?Cedric the Bellman: No, the President.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 man

[climbing down the rope]Marv: Harry, are you wearing aftershave?Harry: Thats not aftershave, Marv. Thats kerosene. The rope is soaked in it.Marv: Now why would anyone wanna soak a rope in kerosene?[Kevin lights a match]Kevin McCallister: Merry Christmas.Harry: Go up!Marv: Aaaah!

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 light

Cop in Times Square: Look, put yourself in your kids shoes. Where would you go? What would you do?Kate McCallister: Id probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere... but not Kevin, Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. But hes still a kid lost in a big city, he doesnt deserve that. He should be at home with his family around his Christmas tree... oh my God, I know where he is, I need to get to Rockefeller Center immediately.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 god

Harry: Hey Marv, crow bars up.[they clink their crow bars together]

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992

Harry: Yep, one quick score. We get ourselves a couple of phony passports and we hightail it to some foreign country.Marv: Arizona?Harry: [rolls his eyes]Marv: [swipes coins from a street Santa]Harry: Thats very smart, Marv. You bust outta jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?Marv: Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname: were the Sticky Bandits.Harry: Real cute. Very cute.Marv: Huh?

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 art

Marv: Lets kill!Harry: Hold on, peabrain. We got busted last time because we underestimated that little bundle of misery.Marv: This aint like the last time. This aint his house. The kids running scared. He aint got a plan.Harry: May I do the thinking, please?

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 time

Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: Can I help you?Kevin McCallister: A reservation for McCallister?Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: A reservation for yourself?Kevin McCallister: Maam, my feet are hardly touching the ground. Im barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I dont think so.

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 self

Streetwalker #1: [to Kevin] Ooh, lookin for someone to read you a bedtime story?[laughs evilly]

— Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 time

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