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Melanie Moretti: about Anders, her ex What if hes missing me too and Los Angeles was filled with so many sad memories hes flying to Paris to fill a void in his life? What if this is *our* meet on top of the Empire State Building moment?
— Hot in Cleveland life
Joy: on looking up Melanies date This is why the internet was invented. For men to find picture of naked women and women to cyber-stalk the ment they trust.
— Hot in Cleveland women
Elka Ostrovsky: Well, its simple. In your twenties you dress for men, in your forties you dress for success, and in your eighties you dress for a bathroom.
— Hot in Cleveland success
Joy: after coming down the back stairs into the kitchen Were still in a rented house in Ohio, right?
— Hot in Cleveland joy
Victoria: Oh, its the magic of Cleveland, Joy. All the most beautiful people in the world move to L.A. to become stars, leaving behind in their wake beauty voids for the rest of us to fill.
— Hot in Cleveland beauty
Victoria: We decided that wed just celebrate ours all together on a neutral day. And that way, we dont have to acknowledge the day that we actually get older.
— Hot in Cleveland knowledge
Elka: Im a little nervous. Or maybe its just staring at that rats nest that Joy calls a hairdo. Its so unsettling.
— Hot in Cleveland joy
Max: Listen, Elka. I dont want to lose you. So, if youre still up for it, Im willing to try going downtown.
— Hot in Cleveland you
Elka: Oh, I have those all the time. I can be walking along, happy as a clam, and suddenly I get this overwhelming urge to hit some young person with a stick.
— Hot in Cleveland time
Victoria: Every inch of him. One night he pulled me from the audience to dance on stage and gave me a back-stage pass to the best six months of my life.
— Hot in Cleveland life
Joy: Oh, dont feel so bad, Melanie. I didnt know about Elton John OR George Michael. I thought he wanted my sex.
— Hot in Cleveland sex
Victoria: Yeah, they kind of ruined that cowboys with short shorts and a moustache look for straight guys.
— Hot in Cleveland wit
Elka: In my day nobody knew anything about anyone. Rock Hudson. Tab Hunter. I had a big thing for Liberace.
— Hot in Cleveland body
Victoria: A Japanese company wants me to do a commercial. Ah, years of honing my craft and finally my dream is coming true.
— Hot in Cleveland dream
Joy: I keep telling you people never change. Thats why, instead of confronting *my* mom, Ive consumed an entire bottle of wine.
— Hot in Cleveland change
Melanie: Well, my mom hasnt let me leave the house since she got here. My childhood all over again. She just wants me to stay at home and eat. I was like a veal.
— Hot in Cleveland sin
Elka: My father and I argued about everything. The last fight we had was whether or not the gun was loaded. Two days later, bammo! Heart-attack!
— Hot in Cleveland art
Victoria: about having all the parents to the house I could invite my father. But watch out. He hits on anything that moves.
— Hot in Cleveland parents
Melanie: about her out-fit As soon as I get to New York, I have to rush straight to Jennas play; Im not going to have time to change.
— Hot in Cleveland time
Melanie: Yes, I know, but Jenna set me up with one of her friends fathers and were going out to dinner after.
— Hot in Cleveland friends
Victoria: Screwed, stewed, and tattooed. From a Tennessee Williams play. I played Esmeralda in summer stock.
— Hot in Cleveland will
Victoria: Listen, fooling around with exes is a perfectly natural and often beautiful part of every relationship. Ive slept with all of mine.
— Hot in Cleveland art
Victoria: Yes. He was questioning his sexuality, but as soon as we hit the sheets we got into a conversation about thread count, and well, game over!
— Hot in Cleveland sex
Zack: Our production is doomed because the soccer coach is doubling as the drama teacher due to budget cuts.
— Hot in Cleveland drama
Victoria: Kids can be so ungrateful. I mean, you get them the best nannies money can buy and then they blackmail you with threats to write a Mommy Dearest.
— Hot in Cleveland money
Victoria: Wheres Elka? She said this disease had no symptoms and Im out there limping around like Dr. House.
— Hot in Cleveland sea
Victoria: about her Emmy nod Now that Edge of Tomorrow is cancelled, thisll be my very last chance to show that Susan Lucci who the real queen of daytime is.
— Hot in Cleveland time
Victoria: You know, darling, instead of making fun, perhaps you should go and find the bottom half of your skirt.
— Hot in Cleveland you
Joy: regarding Melanie being stressed for saying “I love you” to Pete Ive blurted it out when I didnt mean it, too. Someone recently mistook me for Kate Beckinsale, and I told him I loved him.
— Hot in Cleveland love
Pete: to Melanie, about being jealous of his brother I´ve been waiting for this moment forever. Second hand Pete no more.
— Hot in Cleveland men
Elka: I thought you were gonna tell everybody how you two hooked up on your boat the first night she got here.
— Hot in Cleveland thought
Oliver: I didn´t remember the babysitter having a british accent, but then I thought hey, better, she sounds like Mary Poppins.
— Hot in Cleveland thought
Victoria: My agent says to hold off on the sex tape. He says there might be an opening on Celebrity Rehab? They just wanna figure out which addiction would get me the most camera time.
— Hot in Cleveland time
Max: Elka, I cant be alone in Florida. The women are all over me. Im like a Cheeto in a flock of seagulls.
— Hot in Cleveland women
Victoria: Yeah. Well, Ill get over it, but he was a good man. And God, could he fill a pair of jeans. Now, he had a butt like two scoops of ice cream.
— Hot in Cleveland god
Judge Lesser: It´s Judge Lesser, and no you may not. Now I need a minute to process all this,so sit your lying hideous face down.
— Hot in Cleveland you
Rick: Its against every instinct in my body to stop a girl fight that might result in torn clothes or a glimpse of side boobage.
— Hot in Cleveland age
Victoria: I have been speaking diva since I cheerfully informed my pre-school teacher that not all the little teapots are short and stout!
— Hot in Cleveland sin
Philipa: Please! I lived through the Blitz! Bombshells were dropping everywhere, people dying. Did anyone die today?
— Hot in Cleveland people
Melanie: I-I panicked. Emmet said men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean, I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
— Hot in Cleveland men
Melanie: I know! And now hes going to expect fake porn Melanie every time; Im going to be so busy putting on a show that I wont be able to relax and enjoy it.
— Hot in Cleveland time
Mamie-Sue: Oh, yes; we read Baby Shakespeare, listened to Baby Beethoven. I think both of them did better work as adults.
— Hot in Cleveland work
Melanie: on the phone to her daughter Hey, Jenna. Its mom. No. No, everythings okay. I just, just really wanted to talk to my baby. So, whats new? Aaah, oh wow, youre kidding! Thats great. Its just great. No, no, I got time. Yeah, I just want to hear everything.
— Hot in Cleveland time
Joy: Thats ridiculous. You like him and he likes you; youre already ahead of most of my relationships.
— Hot in Cleveland relationships

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