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Jackie Chan Adventures

Uncle: Commercialism is not important! Christmas spirit is. Puts Santa Hat on Jackies head the wrong way
— Jackie Chan Adventures spirit
Captain Black: Jackie has the bad case of the bends needs to take decompressed for thirty-eight hours,same for Uncle.
— Jackie Chan Adventures need
Hak Foo: The horse for healing - I am not easily injured. The rooster for levitation - I already fly. The dog for immortality - there is not a man alive who can vanquish me!
— Jackie Chan Adventures healing
Jade: The riddle! It doesnt mean aliens within the talisman, it means aliens within the sick person holding the talisman!
— Jackie Chan Adventures man
Shendu: A crude description, Valmont, but I indeed sense a wrinkle in time. The child has used the speed talisman to forge a tunnel to the past.
— Jackie Chan Adventures time
Uncle: You did not make coffee this morning. Coffee is the only thing that is keeping Uncle’s ancient heart beating. You want dead Uncle?! No? Then you make coffee!
— Jackie Chan Adventures art
Uncle: One more thing. You receive phone call from the university. They want you to translate parchments.
— Jackie Chan Adventures men
Uncle: One more thing. I cannot read these inscriptions. Very old writing. I must go in back to get my journals.
— Jackie Chan Adventures writing
Finn: Well, we are aware that you recently dabbled a shield from a Bavarian castle. Our extremely wealthy employer is interested in purchasing that shield.
— Jackie Chan Adventures war
It would be in your family’s best interests to undonate the shield, Mr. Chan. By this time tomorrow.
— Jackie Chan Adventures time
Jackie: I didn’t think these were your pack-up singers. Where have you been? I don’t hear from you for six years Boom! You’re in San Francisco saving my butt. Oh, those thugs mustve knocked me out.
— Jackie Chan Adventures sin
Uncle: I told you! Shield not important! The talisman in the center of the shield is. That is where the magic lies.
— Jackie Chan Adventures magic
Jackie: The wise seek power within themselves. The foolish seek it within others. Until you harness the power within yourself, I cannot teach you.
— Jackie Chan Adventures power
Jade: Hello?! Let me outta here! I mean it! Just wait til the Jackinator comes to. You guys are gonna get so creamed!
— Jackie Chan Adventures hell
Novice Bad Guy: Why dont we just let Chan find the talisman? Just take it from him when he climbs out.
— Jackie Chan Adventures man
Finn: Listen new guy. We dont know what power this ox talisman has. Chan might come busting out of there 50 feet tall with laser eyes.
— Jackie Chan Adventures power
Jade: Gracias, amigo. Anyway, I told this boy that you were the best wrestler in the world. You have to prove it!
— Jackie Chan Adventures world
Jade: Makes sense. When you get in the ring and this El Toro guy starts wailing on you, youll have no other choice.
— Jackie Chan Adventures art
Jade: So, whatcha gonna do? Sneak into the museum before the bad guys do and steal the talisman yourself?
— Jackie Chan Adventures self
Uncle: Jackie, why did you steal the Pink Puma? There is no puma in the Chinese zodiac. It has NO magic!
— Jackie Chan Adventures magic
Jackie: See? No Talisman. Like the gizmo says. Now if youll excuse me, my delicious prison food is getting cold.
— Jackie Chan Adventures food
Shendu: Chan possesses yet another Talisman, while I have none?! You are weak, Valmont! And your men are fools!
— Jackie Chan Adventures men
Shendu: I am no statue! You stand in the presence of a Demon Sorcerer! I once held dominion over a vast empire, but my subjects betrayed me. They cast a Chi spell which imprisoned me in this pitiful icon, where I have remained for 900 years! The twelve magic Talismans, from which I drew my power, were scattered to the winds.
— Jackie Chan Adventures power
Shendu: Acquisition of all the Talismans, will allow me to be free of my confinement, and walk the Earth once again.
— Jackie Chan Adventures art
Valmont: At which point we will be rewarded the lost treasure of Ching-sui Hai. Well worth taking a little lip, dont you think?
— Jackie Chan Adventures war
Jade: so there I was, flying the plane, all by myself, no co-pilot. And Jackies hanging out the back, flopping around with no parachute or anything!
— Jackie Chan Adventures self
Valmont: You know, Shendu, these Talisman expeditions, lets just say are raking up some hefty out of pocket expenses. And as of yet, theres nothing coming back into my pocket!
— Jackie Chan Adventures man
Shendu: When and only when your men acquire all twelve Talismans, the lost Treasure of Ching-sui Hai shall cover yourexpensesten thousand times over.
— Jackie Chan Adventures time
Nivore: And this fellow must be the merchandise of which my friend Valmont spoke. Mmmm, yes. Youre a fine specimen, arent you? Arent youuu?
— Jackie Chan Adventures men
Valmont: Perhaps if youd given fair consideration to the advance I requested, none of this would have-
— Jackie Chan Adventures you
Auctioneer: The next item up for auction, is a Porcelain lamp featuring, well, an unusual rat motif. What are my bid for this piece?
— Jackie Chan Adventures
Uncle: Run down the side of an exploding building, no problem. But step on a childs toy, break your leg. Sounds like Chinese proverb.
— Jackie Chan Adventures you
Shendu: The next talisman is insufficient, Valmont. I need all twelve to shed this petrified form, and regain my true powers.
— Jackie Chan Adventures power
Shendu: With your customary ineptitude, once again, this Chan has snatched a talisman from your so-called professionals
— Jackie Chan Adventures man
Jade: I bet those alien forces fly out and latch out onto human brains and turn people into mind-control zombies to conquer the world!
— Jackie Chan Adventures people
Valmont: A rather appropriate lure, since the venom, now rushing through your veins, will soon turn you to stone.
— Jackie Chan Adventures sin
Bai Tza: At last! Liberation! And now for some libationwhich will require moister climes than this!
— Jackie Chan Adventures will
Jackie: Ohh, this talisman! You know, Tohru, you really should consider coming over the good side! Section 13 has a marvelous dental plan, and every Thursday is Donut Day!
— Jackie Chan Adventures man
Jade: Aw come on, Uncle Jackie. Ive seen every single episodes of International Island Challenge. Jackie stands up as she grabs his leg tighter You gotta take me!
— Jackie Chan Adventures sin
Jade: I call Dragon! Jackie passes a Dog and Rat Talismans Dog and Rat? Awww,you gotta hog on the cool ones.
— Jackie Chan Adventures man
Jade: Quilt making,cookie selling,hello?! If I wanted to be bored out of my gourd,I can just hang here with you and Uncle.
— Jackie Chan Adventures hell
Jade: Um,shouldnt you be annoying people at your own booth,Drew? Gasps seeing Jackie,Uncle & Tohru
— Jackie Chan Adventures people
Tarakudo: Tssking Chan,no mask. Placing a pumpkin on Jackies head Much better. Jackie-O-Lantern. And now,Ill send you to the pumpkin patch.
— Jackie Chan Adventures you
Tarakudo: You. Reconizes Jade, the queen of the ShadowKhan Ah, the former queen of the ShadowKhan returning to the forces of darkness. Jackie swoops up Jade
— Jackie Chan Adventures darkness
Uncle: Uncle is not playing ,this rattles filled with enchanted demon mongoose which will lead us to the snake possesses the power of invisibility.
— Jackie Chan Adventures power
Uncle: You destroyed the demon! Yin and yang! Now the world is out of balance! Nobody told you to destroy the demon!
— Jackie Chan Adventures world

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