You know how when a dog is crippled you put his back legs in a wheelchair? I think Willie the Jackass really puts a smile on kids faces. I drag the ass-end of the costume around the park cause I aint got nobody to fill that spot. The back legs are crippled. from Willie the Jackass .
How the hell am I gonna see the company name when Im busy rolling underneath the fucking truck? I can give you serial numbers, thats the best I can do for you, for christ sakes, the goddamn gear box crushing me in the ground, and youre asking me for the fuckin-the name of the business? What do I look like, a a tomcat? a nightcrawler? from 1-800-Hows My Driving .
We have a little emergency here.We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making sure it was lined up with his ass, and it shot him right in the fucking eye!! from Tennis Ball Machine .
Listen, he carved out a hole in the middle of the floor and hes building you a volcano. Thats all I know. And youre supposed to come down with your flowers and make sacrificial offerings. And hes supposed to throw you into the volcano. This is all I understand. from Flower Lady #2 .
You know I got a parrot, a bird, this fuckin bird says hi to me all the time. More than youre doing. Fuckin bird says, Hi there, sir, hello. Had a nice day? Wanna fuck me in the ass a little? I dont know where he picks up that bad language from. from Hello Ray .
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