Jingle All the Way 1996
[on the day before Christmas Eve, after having failed to make it to his sons karate class, Howard has just gotten home, and got out of his car, and in kind of a guilty mood, starts heading towards his house]Ted Maltin: [from Howards roof] Hey, neighbor!Howard Langston: Ted, what the hell are you doing on my roof?Ted Maltin: Whats Ted doing on your roof?[we suddenly see him light up the whole house]Ted Maltin: Ta-da! I had some extra lights in the garage, and since you didnt put up any yourself, I just thought What the hey? Why not spread a bit of Christmas cheer around the neighborhood?Howard Langston: [sarcastically] Gee, Ted, how thoughtful!Ted Maltin: Hey! Im sorry you missed the karate class today, but dont worry, I got it all on video for you.Howard Langston: [sarcastically] What would I do without you?
— Jingle All the Way 1996 war Myron Larabee: Did you call me buddy?Howard Langston: Yeah.Myron Larabee: [shouting] I am not your buddy! I tried to be your team mate, I wanted to be your friend, but noooooooooo, you had other other plans for Myron Larabee!Howard Langston: No, I had no plans.Myron Larabee: You were no different then the rest of those civilians, those common, letter writers who make fun of my knee socks and my safari hat. in the summer![the DJ is whimpering]Myron Larabee: Are you laughing at me?DJ: Huh? Oh, no! Lord no! Not at all!Myron Larabee: Mr. Ponytail Man, I know you, I know your kind. Youre the kind that puts the trash can in front of the mailbox so I have to get out of my jeep, dont you?DJ: No, not true! I recycle!Howard Langston: Shut up!Myron Larabee: Thats right shut up!
— Jingle All the Way 1996 war
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