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Dukey: Dont get me started with his sisters. They use their only brother as their personal test tube, and they turned me into a canine freak!
— Johnny Test art
Dukey: Okay, heres the plan: You check out that menacing-looking fake volcano, and Ill check out that forest full of fresh trees!
— Johnny Test men
Johnny: It totally does. One; Theres always a seat on the bus. Two; I get to skip the lines in the cafeteria. And three; Which is the best of all, Im my own science project.
— Johnny Test science
Johnny: You know, the only thing missing is my dad telling me that I have to have them back to normal by dinner or Im in big trouble and- hes standing right behind me, isnt he?
— Johnny Test sin
Dad: I dont know what it is, Johnny, but you better have Susan and Mary home and normal by dinner or youre in big trouble, big!
— Johnny Test home
Johnny: Please, dont give me a detention! My Dadll send me to military school! That means uniforms! Atomic wedgies! Awkward pauses!
— Johnny Test war
Principal: No. But Im gonna cut you a deal. If you perform 99 good deeds to make up for your 99 bad deeds, Ill forget every one of your detentions and erase them from your permanent record.
— Johnny Test man
Johnny: Couldnt I just write something on the chalkboard a zillion time like I promise not to blabeddy, blah, blah, blah. Huh? smiles hopefully, but the principal shakes his head. 99 good deeds it is!
— Johnny Test hope
Old Lady: Oh, I get it. Im an old lady. Well, Im also independent, lonely, but independent. BACK OFF!
— Johnny Test lonely
Principal: Solving a problem that you create is NOT a good deed. Returning the wallet was a good deed, but your dog swiped it. And giving someone their I.B. bag back is nice, but your dog shouldnt have taken it in the first place.
— Johnny Test good
Johnny: I have a best friend, ok! A best friend who plays catch with me outside, skateboards with me and eats my table scraps. Dukey.
— Johnny Test friend
Dukey: Ive been dying to say that if you really want to increase sales you need to establish better relationships with your clients.
— Johnny Test relationships
Dukey: And Dad, your meatloaf is overcooked. Lower the temperature to 415, cook with foil on top for the last ten minutes and its missing cumin and barbecue sauce.
— Johnny Test sin
Bumper: You you think Im amazing? tearfully Nobodys ever said that to me. Hugging him I am so there for you, buddy!
— Johnny Test body
Johnny: singing # With a swish, swish here and a scrub, scrub there. Its time to clean up everywhere. So say goodbye to filth and grime, Ill clean this mess in double time. Whistles Well, it used to be a chore, but it isnt anymore when youve got the secret to a super clean floor. Now the dirts all gone and it didnt take long when you sing along to the clean up song. Whistles When you sing along to the clean up song! #
— Johnny Test time
Dad: How would you know? You never sit still long enough. One night. Is that too much to ask. Ha! I bet you couldnt even do it for one night.
— Johnny Test night
Dad: You think you can just sit there and not spill, burp, mini vomit, make a gross comment or destroy anything at tomorrows dinner? And eat whatevers put in front of you?
— Johnny Test men
Johnny: Piece of cake. And if I do it and win the bet you have to do my homework for a week and buy me ten new video games.
— Johnny Test work
Dad: And when I win you clean your room for a year and yell from the rooftop for everyone to hear that you love my meatloaf.
— Johnny Test love
Mom: I dont want to hear it. Youre both responsible. Johnny, would it be too much to keep your elbows off the table, excuse yourself after burping and ask for things instead of reaching for them?
— Johnny Test self
Mom: And dear, were not sitting with the Queen of England can you not be such a stickler about manners? Lighten up a little. And maybe choose ingredients for your Around the World Meatloafs that this family would actually enjoy eating?
— Johnny Test family
Mary: Just because you think someone performed highly experimental cutting edge augmentation on your brain you instantly blame us?
— Johnny Test men
Dad: Yeah, prank phone calling was the best thing ever. Until I pranked the wrong guy. He really didnt find it funny!
— Johnny Test funny
Johnny: You hear that, Dukey. Prank calling is the best thing ever. Lets do it! Thanks for the advice, Dad.
— Johnny Test advice
Bling-Bling: A call from the Test house! This is it! Susan is finally calling to ask me out. Why, hello?
— Johnny Test hell
Johnny: No, but if you dont have anything nice to say maybe you shouldnt say anything at all, even if its the truth. How about that?!
— Johnny Test truth
Truth Johnny: Blah, blah, blah! Not my fault if people cant handle the truth. Theyll just have to get over it.
— Johnny Test truth
Johnny: Dukey, nobody likes going to the doctor, but its something we all have to do. Like homework or holding in gas at the dinner table.
— Johnny Test work
Susan: The Theme-Ometer utilizes harmonic sequencing combined with brainwave alteration to evoke various cinematic atmospheres.
— Johnny Test rain
Mary: Its melodic frequencies adjust brain perception to create various filmic styles within reality.
— Johnny Test reality
Dukey: singing #Johnny, whats going on? Were grooving to a crazy song! How long is it gonna last? I hope this movie theme moves fast! #
— Johnny Test hope
Johnny: singing #We need a kiss to break this trance. Susan, wont you take this chance. Kiss Gil! #
— Johnny Test sin
Susan: Kiss Gil?! singing #No, I dont think I will. Id sooner might choose death. Argh! Coz Gils got werewolf breath!#
— Johnny Test death
Johnny: Well, theres gotta be a kiss soon. Coz I cant take much more of this corny musical singing #Listen, Bling-Bling, heres my plan; kiss my sister be a man! #
— Johnny Test music
1 Season 11.1 Johnny to the Center of the Earth 1.2 Johnny X 1.3 Johnny vs. Bling-Bling Boy 1.4 Johnny Impossible 1.5 Johnny Test: Party Monster 1.6 Johnny Test: Extreme Crime Stopper 1.7 Deep Sea Johnny 1.8 Johnny and the Amazing Turbo-Action Backpack
— Johnny Test art
4 Season 44.1 Papa Johnny 4.2 Johnnys Big Sisters Smackdown 4.3 Johnny Re-Animated 4.4 99 Deeds of Johnny Test 4.5 Johnnys New BFF 4.6 King Johnny 4.7 Dolly Johnny
— Johnny Test sea
6 Season 66.1 How to Train Your Johnny 6.2 Johnny Goes Viral 6.3 Dial J for Johnny 6.4 Johnny Vets Dukey 6.5 Johnnys Supreme Theme
— Johnny Test you
Johnny: So you pitch me the ball and I accidentally hit it through the open family room window and bash! Right into the old stinky TV. It breaks and dad buys a new one. Now pitch, dog!
— Johnny Test family
Johnny: Johnny runs away and holds Dukey but he ends up getting stuck Im stuck, Im stuck, Im stuck!
— Johnny Test end
Man: Now the caveman is mad and hes getting his club and that means Stinkin Johnny is gonna get it too! Ha ha! Nothing can save Stinkin Johnny now.
— Johnny Test man
Dad: I dont know what it is, Johnny, but you better have Susan and Mary home and normal by dinner or youre in big trouble, BIG!
— Johnny Test home

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