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Juno 2007

Mac MacGuff: I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.Juno MacGuff: I dont know what kind of girl I am.
— Juno 2007 thought
Vijay: You should grow a mustache?Paulie Bleeker: I cant.Vijay: Yeah, me neither.
— Juno 2007 you
Juno MacGuff: I named my guitar Roosevelt-not Ted, Franklin. You know, the hot one, with polio.
— Juno 2007 you
Juno MacGuff: God, why is everyone always staring at me?Leah: Well, you are kind of... convex.Juno MacGuff: Wow, someones been actually doing her geometry homework for once!Leah: I dont have a choice. Keiths been grading me really hard lately.Juno MacGuff: Please do not refer to Mr. Conyers as Keith, okay? My barf reflex is already heightened these days.
— Juno 2007 god
Mark Loring: 93. Im telling you that was the best time for rock and roll.Juno MacGuff: Nuh-uh, 1977! Punk Volume 1. You werent there, so you cant understand the magic.Mark Loring: You werent even alive!
— Juno 2007 time
Vanessa Loring: What are you saying?Mark Loring: That it feels a little like bad timing.Vanessa Loring: What would be a good time for you, Mark?Mark Loring: Theres just some things that I still want to do.Vanessa Loring: Like what? Be a rock star?Mark Loring: Dont mock me.Vanessa Loring: Im just saying that this is - this is something thats never gonna happen. You know -Your shirt is stupid. Grow up. If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain, Im never gonna be a mother.Mark Loring: I never said Id be a good father.
— Juno 2007 time
Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, Im already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
— Juno 2007 parents
Juno MacGuff: I think Im in love with you.Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends?Juno MacGuff: No... I mean for real. Cause youre, like, the coolest person Ive ever met, and you dont even have to try, you know...Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.
— Juno 2007 love
Juno MacGuff: Hey, Dad.Mac MacGuff: Hey, big puffy version of June bug. Where you been?Juno MacGuff: Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
— Juno 2007 you
Juno MacGuff: Im just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant
— Juno 2007 you
Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.Paulie Bleeker: Would you shut up?
— Juno 2007 you
Juno MacGuff: Wow your shorts are like especially gold today.Paulie Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach.Juno MacGuff: Go Carol.
— Juno 2007 you
Su-Chin: Im having a little trouble concentrating.Juno MacGuff: Oh well I could sell you some of my Adderall if you want.Su-Chin: No thanks Im off pills.Juno MacGuff: Thats a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!Su-Chin: I heard that was you.Juno MacGuff: Well, it was good seeing ya Su-Chin.
— Juno 2007 man
Rollo: So whats the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?Juno MacGuff: I dont know. Its not seasoned yet.[grabs products]Juno MacGuff: Ill take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.[shakes pregnancy tester]Rollo: That aint no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that cant be un-did, Homeskillet.
— Juno 2007 home
Juno MacGuff: Im going to really start looking like a dork soon. Will you still think Im cute if Im huge?Paulie Bleeker: I always think youre cute. I think youre beautiful.
— Juno 2007 art
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?Mac MacGuff: What?Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um...Mac MacGuff: *Or*...?Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
— Juno 2007 cats
Juno MacGuff: I never realize how much I like being home unless Ive been somewhere really different for a while.
— Juno 2007 home
Juno MacGuff: Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentines Day. And Im like, Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.
— Juno 2007 men
Bren: When you move out Im getting two Weimaraners!Juno MacGuff: WHOA DREAM BIG!Bren: Oh, go fly a kite!
— Juno 2007 dream
Rollo: Well, well... If it isnt MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?Juno MacGuff: I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced.[Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach]Rollo: Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.Tough Girl: [to Juno] Its really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?Rollo: Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriends got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.Juno MacGuff: Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!Rollo: Well, you know where the lavatory is.[Juno heads towards the bathroom]Rollo: [yells] You pay for that pee stick when youre done! Dont think its yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!
— Juno 2007 war
Paulie Bleeker: You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.
— Juno 2007 you
Juno MacGuff: ...and the receptianist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfiends pie balls! Oh an Su-Chin was there and she was like, Hi babies have fingernails. Fingernails!Leah: Oh, gruesome. I wonder if the babys claws could scratch your vag on the way out?
— Juno 2007 law
Mark Loring: So... Lets talk about how were going to do this thing.Juno MacGuff: What do you mean? Dont I just have the thing? Squeeze it on out and hand it over?Gerta Rauss: Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption...Mac MacGuff: What do you mean?Juno MacGuff: Wait... No! I mean, cant we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds?Mark Loring: Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament.Gerta Rauss: ...So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved?Juno MacGuff: SSHHIT! YES! Close it up!
— Juno 2007 men
Vanessa Loring: How do I look?Bren: Like a new mom. Scared shitless.
— Juno 2007 care
Juno MacGuff: Silencio, Old Man!
— Juno 2007 man
Juno MacGuff: This is the most magnificent discarded living room set Ive ever seen.
— Juno 2007 living
Juno MacGuff: Uhhh, I hate it when adults use the term sexually active. What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?
— Juno 2007 sex
Mac MacGuff: Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house.
— Juno 2007 you
Juno MacGuff: [dog barking] Geez, Banana! Shut your freakin gob!
— Juno 2007 you
Juno MacGuff: Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises.
— Juno 2007 abuse
Mac MacGuff: Im not ready to be a pop-pop.Bren: Youre not going to be a pop-pop. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation.
— Juno 2007 jesus
[from trailer]Mac MacGuff: [a very pregnant Juno enters the room] Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!
— Juno 2007
Juno MacGuff: You shouldve gone to China, you know, cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
— Juno 2007 you
[last lines]Juno MacGuff: As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but - I guess normalcy isnt really our style.Paulie Bleeker: Hey.Juno MacGuff: Hey.Paulie Bleeker: Ready?Juno MacGuff: Yeah.[both sing and play]
— Juno 2007 love
Mac MacGuff: And Im gonna punch that bleeker kid in the wiener next time i see him.
— Juno 2007 time
Juno MacGuff: He said her house smells like soup.Leah: Oh my god it does! I was there like four years ago for her birthday party. Its like Lipton landing!
— Juno 2007 god
Paulie Bleeker: Ive wanted this for a really long time.Juno MacGuff: I know.Paulie Bleeker: [exhales] Wizard.
— Juno 2007 time
Juno MacGuff: My dad had this weird obsession with Roman or Greek mythology or something and he decided to name me after Zeus wife.Mark Loring: Zeus wife?Juno MacGuff: Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but Im pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross.
— Juno 2007 man
Juno MacGuff: Bleekers mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies.
— Juno 2007 you
Juno MacGuff: Hi, Im calling to procure a hasty abortion...
— Juno 2007
Leah: [to Juno] God, Spermy. Must you always feed?
— Juno 2007 god
Leah: Yum, this pretzel tastes like a freaking DONUT!
— Juno 2007
Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming?Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.Mac MacGuff: That was my first instinct too. Or a DWI... anything but this!
— Juno 2007 drugs
Vanessa Loring: You think youre really going to do this?Juno MacGuff: Yea, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But Im guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.Vanessa Loring: Thats great.Mark Loring: Keep it in the oven.
— Juno 2007 sin
Vijay: Im gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count.
— Juno 2007

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