Kitchen Nightmares

Mikayla: Oh my God. Shes freaking out because she cant handle serving fatty meat? Shes gonna have to deal with it.

Gordon: All you bleep get paid?! WHERES THE WORRY ON YOUR FACES?! IF YOU WERE MY BRIGADE, I WOULDVE FIRED YOU bleep SIXTEEN YEARS AGO!! YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU and bleep YOU!!!

— Kitchen Nightmares fire

Peter: gets in bill collectors face bleep off! Get the bleep outta here! Who the bleep are you?!

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Peter: being restrained by Robert and John You fake lil gangster! Cmon! You fake lil gangster! Ill hurt you, scumbag! YEAH, TOUGH GUY!! GET THE bleep OUTTA HERE!

— Kitchen Nightmares hurt

Peter: watching the bill collector walk toward his car CMON, YOU FAKE TOUGH GUY!! CMON, YOU FAKE TOUGH GUY!! CMON! CMON, YOU WANNA FIGHT ME?! CMON, ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL!! YEAH, bleep!! YEAH, bleep!!!

— Kitchen Nightmares war

Peter: bleep THIS GUY!!! bleep THIS GUY!! CMON, YOU FAKE bleep GANGSTER!! YOU bleep BLOWJOB!! YOURE A bleep BLOWJOB!!!

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Peter: still raging at the now-departing bill collector Have my bleep cock, you scumbag! Yeah, tough guy! gets right next to his car and knocks on the window Right now! Right now! bill collector drives away anyway

— Kitchen Nightmares art

Gordon: Oh my God, look. Ive got one in my bleep hair, thats cockroaches. The box is full of them.

— Kitchen Nightmares god

Gordon: Oh my God, look. There they are, there in the refrigeration. Oh bleep. Oh my God. Oh no. LOOK AT THAT! Oh my God, look at it. to Mohammed There you go, there you go.

— Kitchen Nightmares god

Gordon: finds a half tomato Wheres that from? Thats been sliced. Thats gone out. Wheres that-- Hey madam, wheres that tomato gone?

— Kitchen Nightmares

Gordon: digging through the slugs in the tomato. Look! Its bleep rotten, you bleep idiot! ITS ROTTEEEEEEEEN!! Has a customer just been served a slice of tomato?!!

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: No one is getting served from this bleep restaurant tonight! Lets make that clear! Yes or no? Anyone against that?

— Kitchen Nightmares night

Gordon: We are noteveragain serving any of this food. I dont give a bleep what anyone says. Can you go and tell them that the kitchen is closed? Right now! Out there and tell them the truth! Tell them now!

— Kitchen Nightmares truth

Gordon: who can be heard in the dining room FROM GREEN BURGERS, TO bleep FURRY CUCUMBERS, TO bleep RANCID POTATOES!!!

— Kitchen Nightmares

Gordon: finding frozen ravioli that he had for lunch Bingo. These were my fresh lobster ravioli. Fresh? My bleep arse. Ive eaten this bleep!

— Kitchen Nightmares zen

Gordon: finding pesto Oh, bleep hell. So thats the pesto I had for lunch. Just look at the colors in there. Look at that, its moldy.

— Kitchen Nightmares hell

Gordon: to Peter This is not a time - hey - to laugh and take a bleep, bleep out of me. Ive eaten this bleep. Whats going on, Peter?

— Kitchen Nightmares time

Gordon: to Peter Youve got the nerves to tell me you clean the walls every bleep Tuesday? Touch it. bleep off, will you? Touch the wall, you dirty pig. to the others This is disgusting. Im closing it down. to Peter How many has booked?

— Kitchen Nightmares man

Gordon: Twenty - forget it. Get the place steam-cleaned from bleep head to tail. I dont care, but were not cooking a bleep cookie out of here.

— Kitchen Nightmares care

Gordon: Ive never done that before, close down a restaurant, but that was a bleep embarassment. Seascape open? slams closed sign over open one on sandwich board Close the bleep place.

— Kitchen Nightmares men

Gordon: You havent got bleep one right so far! How the bleep can you think about two? I need some fresh air, the guys gone!

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Sebastian: He was giving me bleep. I gave it back to him, and he was like, Uh, yeah whatever, and-

— Kitchen Nightmares hate

Gordon: Listen, big boy. Right now, youve won jack bleep bleep! Youve got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we cant even get a pizza right?

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Sebastian: walks out of his restaurant bleep arrogant! bleep that bleep! to the production team Were done! Get the bleep team out of here! approaches back entrance Chef Gordon! breaks the door open Chef Gordon! Where the bleep are you? Where are you?

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: Francis, Francis, Francis, Francis. Bleep me, hes deaf as a bleep bat. Francis, you took it off the floor and put it in the fryer and then back in the sauce.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: Stop laughing. Here we are with a restaurant thats financially bleep screwed and youre just helping yourself to wine and a four course dinner.

— Kitchen Nightmares self

Buzzard: Now, listen. Im not gonna stand there and argue with you. You can have that! Okay? Walks out

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: Can I see your eyes? Take your glasses off. Buzzard takes off his shades Buzzard, anything that belongs inside this restaurant belongs to Lela. Yeah? End of story. Nothing gets taken off this premiscise.

— Kitchen Nightmares story

Gordon: I get lots of people stealing from me and I just have one discipline, anyone who steals from me is out. End of story. Because, the message you send, They all see you do it, they all do it. Anyway, Lela, youre the one whos got to make the decision, its your restaurant.

— Kitchen Nightmares people

Tabitha: interview Buzzard aint gonna be back here. He aint gonna be buzzing around here and hes truly a buzzard.

— Kitchen Nightmares

Gordon: Look, just here. Its like mold caped on. This place hasnt been cleaned for years. Look, its real mold.

— Kitchen Nightmares real

Gordon: Its been in that long, even the bottles moldy. This place is a health hazard. Mold is festering, so, potentially dangerous in terms of poisoning someone. This place cant stay open. The place is dusgusting.

— Kitchen Nightmares anger

Devon: interview It was brilliant for him to be humbled. Michel was of an opinion that Hey, if I want to serve dog bleep on a plate and the customer doesnt like it, too bad.

— Kitchen Nightmares bad

Gordon: God, this guy Michel is bleep unbelieveable. You know, thats one thing being that bad, thats solvable, but being in complete denial throughout is extraordinary. Ive never met such a bleep hard-ass stubborn bleep in all my life.

— Kitchen Nightmares life

Gordon: Hold On, Hold On. Let me finish!! Let me finish!! You put your bleep hands up here and listen to me. YOU RUN A bleepHOLE OF A KITCHEN!!! Bleep YOURSELF!!!

— Kitchen Nightmares self

Gordon: furious bleep OFF!!! Who the bleep are you to turn around and tell me when you work like a PIG?!!! YOU FRENCH PIG!!!

— Kitchen Nightmares work

Gordon: YOU bleep PIG!!!! Youre a lazy pig! Youre so full of bleep! Open your eyes! Take a look around.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Brian: interview My dads heart attack was a very traumatizing experience in a lot of different ways.

— Kitchen Nightmares art

Melissa: interview That was a very scary time, realizing how close we were to losing him. It was beyond scary.

— Kitchen Nightmares time

Buddy: I was down for a few weeks, actually. And I was shocked — the three of them stepped up, took the bull by the horns; and when I came back, everything was perfect.

— Kitchen Nightmares perfect

Gordon: No, it hasnt, Im sorry. Twenty-one years in the business, Ill bet every bleep dollar that I have, this bleep place hasnt been cleaned in years.

— Kitchen Nightmares business

Gordon: Un-bleep-believeable. So that just proves and confirms how weak this guy is. Hes not running this place, this place is running him, and is in need of a bleep serious clean. That is appalling.

— Kitchen Nightmares believe

Gordon: Hey, Ive lived in Italy. Ive seen Italian families, the way they eat together. They dont serve bleep children in Italy potato skins with plastic cheese, let me assure you.

— Kitchen Nightmares children

Gordon: A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well I dont trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well hes pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow bleep White?

— Kitchen Nightmares passion

Gordon: Youre telling me nowa Canadian lobster, half the price of a Maine lobster, is the same taste and flavor? Theres a big difference. I cant get Maine lobsters.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: From the first minute you walked in this bleep door, standing there with your big long coat and your bleep sunglasses looking like a proud bleep, that was it. First impressions. Then you start debating lobsters cause you think youre some smart-arse on the back of few bleep bleep dive books.

— Kitchen Nightmares books

Gordon: Bacon. Yeah obviously bacon smart arse! Thats from lunch? Yeah, five years ago! You leave a spatula in there like that? Im sorry. No. I cannot believe what you guys are doing here.

— Kitchen Nightmares art

Gordon: And its bleep disgusting. Youre jumping up and down like a big bleep baboon and Ho, ho! Its good! Whoo!

— Kitchen Nightmares good

Gordon: Watching this restaurant perform is embarrassing. Fake bleep crab meat inside of sole? Its pretty obvious, its become the appendix of restaurants in Stamford. You just want to get rid of it and get it out.

— Kitchen Nightmares sin

Sammy: Do you work for a microwave company? You know so much about microwave. Unbelieveable. Unbelieveable. Get the bleep out of here. Tell her to take a hike.

— Kitchen Nightmares work

Sammy: Unbelieveable. interview Oh my god. I just wanted to pick her up and throw her out. Theres a right way and a wrong way of handling something like that and she was totally wrong.

— Kitchen Nightmares god

Gordon: Yesterday? bleep off Vic, please. They werent done yesterday. Okay. You can ask him in his own language; ask him very, very quickly When were these cooked?

— Kitchen Nightmares language

Gordon: The fridge is full of bleep! Its, its DISGUSTING! I wasnt here on Saturday, but what were they expecting? Bleep ten thousand customers for lunch? Patti, Im bleep disgusted. Yolanda, thats a joke.

— Kitchen Nightmares day

Gordon: to Vic Youre overstaffed. Under-worked. bleep food! I wouldnt trust you running a bar, let alone a bleep restaurant! You must be out of your tiny mind!

— Kitchen Nightmares work

Gordon: I wanna take that out there. I dare you, take it out there. Go on, give it to them! Yeah, there you go.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: Bleep! Ladies and gentlemen! Im so sorry but were stopping service. Everything youve had to drink, eat so far is all on the house. Sir, that thing you have in your hand, put it down! Because if you just seen where it came from like I have, you wouldnt be eating it. Very sorry. Close up. to Vic No bill anywhere!

— Kitchen Nightmares men

Gordon: Oh my God. What in the bleep is that? tries to trap the cockroach, and finds more of them That is a bleep joke.

— Kitchen Nightmares god

Gordon: I wanted us all to get involved, and doing something together, yeah? I wanted a fun element. You Patti make a burrito, you Yolanda make a burrito, you Vic make a burrito, and the best one goes on the menu tonight. Thats what I wanted to do. I couldnt do it, because of these little bleep here. LOOK AT THEM!

— Kitchen Nightmares men

Gordon: You should be bleep embarrassed. Im not putting one foot in that place til that place is bleep cleaned. Yes?

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: Ive got four chefs who cant cook bleep rice, and soot all over the food. What is going on?! bleep me. Youre supposed to put salt on the food, not bleep soot!

— Kitchen Nightmares food

Gordon: This restaurant is called Hot Potato Cafe? Youve just served me three-week-old frozen potato skins that have no potato inside. I feel like Im a potato organ donor.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: This is incredible. Right through those doors has to be for me one of the worst restaurants Ive ever seen in my entire cooking career. The chef doesnt give a bleep, the owners completely clueless and not any form of communication between the kitchen and the restaurant and the management. Its a bleep shandles.

— Kitchen Nightmares men

Ashley: Im still waiting on chicken pancotta with penne marinara, an individual kids pepperoni pizza, half order spaghetti with meat sauce, eggplant parmesean with angel hair meat, chicken pancotta angel hair marinara, three chicken parms and a veal parmesean for just one table. interview I really felt like crying because it was that embarrassing for me.

— Kitchen Nightmares sin

Gordon: Nothings happening. We served one table of four, one table of two. For the last three tickets, half an orders gone out, the other half is still on the board. You havent got a clue whats going on. Youre Drew running around crazy. What chance have we got serving 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, tables? You asked for one more crack at lunch time. Let me go big boy! Let me go! I want to do it again! Were spinning around and serving bleep! Do me a favour, close the bleep restaurant! I cant stand any longer and watch that embarrassment. I need the door bleep closed! Forget it! Good night!

— Kitchen Nightmares time

Gordon: I cant even start with a chef that cant even know how to cook something basic. Why are you pulling a chef that is that incompentent? Darling, hes not in the slightest bit of interest of bleep making it work, he doesnt give a bleep about his cooking, doesnt give a bleep you and hes here for one thing and one thing only, money. And the only restaurant that bleep guy will ever get a job is in a restaurant that doesnt have any customers. If youve got any chance of surviving here, get rid of him. What are you scared of? Talk to me.

— Kitchen Nightmares art

Gordon: to Nylah Nylah, the state of that fridge in there confirms whoevers running this place in terms of kitchen management has given up. They dont give a bleep about you, and they dont give a bleep about standards.

— Kitchen Nightmares men

Gordon: to Nylah Having a dirty refrigeration unit is one thing. Having a filthy bathroom is something that bleep scares the hell out of me.

— Kitchen Nightmares hell

Gordon: That there has got nothing to do with any form of cleaning. Look at the bleep state of this. Green, green, green, green, green. And heres where it gets really scarry.

— Kitchen Nightmares wit

Gordon: The freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon flying around. And hes lucky hes still alive.

— Kitchen Nightmares live

Mitch: interview That was two strikes right away. I was very confident that he would like one of them at least.

— Kitchen Nightmares right

Chief: to Maureen Mitch can be blind and Im not kidding you. Hes bleep me over here. All you have to do is do what I told you.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: What happened here today had nothing to do with Ireland. Shepherds pie - well, bleep me, that wasnt shepherds pie. If you went to Dublin and you serve shepherds pie like that, they would chew you.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: Thats two days old? Its a funny two days. How are you going to re-cook them? Help me. What are you going to do?

— Kitchen Nightmares funny

Gordon: Theres not enough liquid in that bar to get them inebriated enough to even attempt to eat that. Is there any control in here guys?

— Kitchen Nightmares control

Gordon: Come on, guys. Thank God I didnt have the bleep mozzarella sticks. Look like a blood transfusion going on down there.

— Kitchen Nightmares god

Chief: interview I knew I had a problem with Mitch as far as the supervised was concerned, but I didnt think it was this bad, you know.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: Youve got raw meat here, cooked meat, salami with blood in there. Bleep, come on, please. Dont do this to yourselves, let alone the customers. Rule number one: When learning to cook, you cannot store raw meat and cooked meat on the same bleep shelf in the same bleep fridge. The whole bleep thing has got a cross-contamination. to Chief Chief, give me something.

— Kitchen Nightmares learning

Gordon: The chicken comes like that. Look how slimy it is, look how slimy it is. Look at it. Bleep!

— Kitchen Nightmares

Gordon: to Mitch, Maureen and Chief Someones gotta help me here a little bit. I cannot help a situation who are not willing to help themselves, and you dont need me to come in here and turn your fridge upside-down. Mitch, if youre the one with the hands-on deck in this business, and youre Maureen supporting him, and youre Chief the mentoring figure, were screwed.

— Kitchen Nightmares men

Gordon: I can guarantee you one thing. I am NOT serving food tonight with that bleep in there - no way.

— Kitchen Nightmares food

Matt: I do not feel comfortable frying a chicken wing unless she wants to put on a pair of orange shorts and serve it.

— Kitchen Nightmares comfort

Moe: Dont call me stupid in my bleep restaurant! You understand that you need to learn how to talk to people?! This is New Orleans! You understand?!

— Kitchen Nightmares people

Grace: NO! I DIDNT SAY THAT! I DIDNT SAY, bleep YOU! NOW TELL THAT IS bleep, OKAY? SAY THE TRUTH!

— Kitchen Nightmares truth

Gordon: throws the quesadillas on the floor Yeah, and take that bleep with you! Thats right, were stopping an elk quesadilla! Breaking news in Mexico!

— Kitchen Nightmares sad

Kristen: I dont know if its the antiques as much as the old upholstery. If you sit in one of these booths, it smells like someone that hasnt showered in a while.

— Kitchen Nightmares you

Gordon: I didnt come in here to humiliate you, but how DARE YOU serve me food from this disgusting fridge and STAND THERE and call me a bleep chef! Excuse me, chef.

— Kitchen Nightmares food

Gordon: Right. Bags of jumbalaya, in the fridge. Warm. Have you any idea what happens to bags of jumbalaya in the fridge when its still warm in the center?

— Kitchen Nightmares war

Janelle: Hes a bleep tweaker! AND YOU KNOW YOURE A bleep TWEAKER! YOUVE BEEN DOING DRUGS FOR THREE YEARS!!!

— Kitchen Nightmares drugs

Wesam: No, we really accept that. But the fact that you come over there and, Hey, you guys cant cook. You guys are bleep--

— Kitchen Nightmares you

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