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Legally Blonde

Aaron Mitchell: I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and its been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Timefrom my fourth grade paper.

— Legally Blonde time

In the checkout line at an electronics store, Emmett encounters Elle, dressed in a Playboy bunny suit, waiting to buy a laptop.

— Legally Blonde waiting

Elle: I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me; I can handle anything.

— Legally Blonde trust

Professor Stromwell: If youre going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, youre not the girl I thought you were.

— Legally Blonde life

Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure Ive ever known and just taking it away?

— Legally Blonde art

Professor Stromwell: A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you. And to sharply question what you know.

— Legally Blonde education

You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?

— Legally Blonde war

Directed by Robert Luketic. Screenplay by Karen McCullough Lutz and Kirsten Smith. Based on the book by Amanda Brown.

— Legally Blonde man

Elle: And wouldnt somebody who had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule? And if in fact you werent washing your hair - as I suspect you werent because your curls are still intact - wouldnt you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brooke Windham wouldnt have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Brooke Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isnt that right?

— Legally Blonde life

Elle: Exactly. Because isnt the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that youre forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?

— Legally Blonde you

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